When Kyle brought the Joker to Arkham
Oct. 12th, 2009 05:14 pmI finally got a chance to play some "Arkham Asylum" this weekend. Very cool. I liked Oracle being in it but I wish they had gotten Dina Meyer to do her voice. Since I am in an Arkham mood, here are two pages from a 6 page story in "Secret Files & Origins, Gotham's Greatest Gangsters" about that time Kyle had to bring the Joker to Arkham Asylum.

The story starts with Bats giving Wally and Kyle orders. Wally calls Bats a "hardcase" and Kyle says Bats has "got his reasons." What can those be, Kyle? "Ever been to Arkham?" he asks Wally.
I am hard pressed to think of a reason as to why Kyle would be bringing the Joker to Arkham but, hey, there he is.

Apparently the Joker's been killing people again.


Yeah lady, where do you think he got that ring, at the LCS as part of a massive cross-over promotion?
Kyle overhears the guards talking about how Killer Croc ate the arm of a Rookie guard. Warned to stay on the center line, Kyle walks Mr. J down the long, green mile. We get a page of cameos by Riddler, Poison Ivy, Harvey, Mr. Freeze and Scarecrow greeting Joker. But at the arrive at last at Mr. J's second home.

Yeah, Kyle you run. And the next time Bats acts likes a hard ass you'll know the "reason".

The story starts with Bats giving Wally and Kyle orders. Wally calls Bats a "hardcase" and Kyle says Bats has "got his reasons." What can those be, Kyle? "Ever been to Arkham?" he asks Wally.
I am hard pressed to think of a reason as to why Kyle would be bringing the Joker to Arkham but, hey, there he is.

Apparently the Joker's been killing people again.


Yeah lady, where do you think he got that ring, at the LCS as part of a massive cross-over promotion?
Kyle overhears the guards talking about how Killer Croc ate the arm of a Rookie guard. Warned to stay on the center line, Kyle walks Mr. J down the long, green mile. We get a page of cameos by Riddler, Poison Ivy, Harvey, Mr. Freeze and Scarecrow greeting Joker. But at the arrive at last at Mr. J's second home.

Yeah, Kyle you run. And the next time Bats acts likes a hard ass you'll know the "reason".

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Date: 2009-10-12 11:17 pm (UTC)"... Bueno."
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Date: 2009-10-13 02:29 am (UTC)They're disturbing. They are scary by almost their very nature. That's what makes them threats.
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Date: 2009-10-13 12:18 am (UTC)He would knows about the Gotham bad guys from Dick and he's met a few of them too.
This whole story just "reads" with the two leads having been swapped. Newcomer Kyle lecturing Wally on Batman just reads all kinds of wrong.
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Date: 2009-10-12 11:16 pm (UTC)Because the Joker never sang him show tunes when he transported him to prison?
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Date: 2009-10-12 11:41 pm (UTC)"The heroes won't know how to defeat villains they've never met befer" also means, alas; "The villains won't know how to defeat villains they've never met before either"
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Date: 2009-10-13 01:07 am (UTC)"Ok Green Arrow, while Hal goes to Star City to capture Merlyn, you'll be headed to OA to defeat the combined might of the intergalactic Yellow, Black, and Red Lantern Corps."
"Apparently Ares is trying to overthrow the Pantheon of the Greek Gods again, so obviously Wally should handle that while Diana deals with Trickster's fake dog vomit death trap."
"Meanwhile I, Superman, will travel to Atlantis to stop Black Manta from shooting his pointy needles at some fish people while Aquaman travels to Apokolips to duke it out with Darkseid and his army before they invade Earth."
"Oh yea, and Jon'n will head to Gotham to stop Scarface from robbing that bank while Bats repeals that global White Martian invasion."
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Date: 2009-10-14 11:10 am (UTC)He's done that, actually, at the beginning of Morrison's JLA run.
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Date: 2009-10-13 10:32 am (UTC)Well this is Arkham we're talking about.
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Date: 2009-10-14 11:17 am (UTC)Have you gotten to play Arkham Asylum yet?
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Date: 2009-10-14 01:19 am (UTC)"Joker, does it ever bother you... really bother you... that Batman will always like Catwoman better? Blow up his city all you want, he'll never take you to the prom!"
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