Peter Parker, Manwhore

[cyberghostface.insanejournal.com]

So, in the span of, what, a couple of weeks Marvel-time, Peter's already had drunk sex with his roommate, "don't look at my face while I come inside you" sex with Black Cat after breaking into the hotel room of a newlywed couple, a date with Hebe before Hercules punched him and now he appears to be wining and dining Carol. Am I missing anyone?

Guess we'll know the reason if there's sudden outbreak of cancer in the city.

Comments

[thandrak.insanejournal.com]

A: Hm. Is that Paladin? Looks Paladinish.

B: HAMMER troops get to use Goblin Movie Gliderboards!

[glprime.insanejournal.com]

Nah, I think that's a redesign of the Wizard (happy to be proven wrong, though).

[marlowe84.insanejournal.com]

He's regular shmo that's dateing and having one-night stands with supermodel-gorgeous women who all find him dishy enough to fight over. Don't you find that relatable? I don't know about you, but I can really identify.

[jaybee3.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, that Peter Parker, just an ordinary guy who almost every woman in the MU wants and who has dated (every day of the week it seems) women better looking than most movie stars (heck, even married - yes, Queseda, married - a movie star). I'm sure every one of Joe Q's readers can identify with Peter's women problems. Right? *crickets* Anyone?

[sherkahn.insanejournal.com]

"am I missing anyone?"

Only the person he should be having sex with, his wife, MJ.

[autolychus2.insanejournal.com]

She's not his wife and even if she was, why would that make her the only woman he should have sex with -- I mean if she's okay with it.:)

[(Anonymous)]

I think the more remarkable thing would be how casual he is about Carol finding out his identity. Isn't this the same guy who made the Black Cat promise not to look at his face while they had sex?

[deepspaceartist.insanejournal.com]

Spider-Man already re-revealed his identity to the New Avengers a while back. I think they threatened to kick him out if they didn't.

[amazingman.insanejournal.com]

Umm, in that first scan...what in the hell is keeping Peter aloft? Cause it's seriously looking like Carol's using him like a hand puppet.

[cainofdreaming.insanejournal.com]

Fisting. Ur doing it... ... ... I'd like to say wrong, but Peter's really the only one who can tell.

[colonel_green.insanejournal.com]

Heh heh, the looks on their faces in the last two panels.

[arilou_skiff.insanejournal.com]

I'm liking the art in general. Might just be the colorist though.

[auggie18.insanejournal.com]

This is starting to feel random. Next time, Peter and Dazzler! Then Nocturne! Then Antonia Stark!

[deepspaceartist.insanejournal.com]

Well, if they insist on making Peter single, I insist on them trying to hook him up with every eligible woman in the Marvel U.

[hawkzombie.insanejournal.com]

The last image makes no damn sense. Did they break through the window then kinda back up a bit to make room for peter to finish pouring his wine?

[nezchan.insanejournal.com]

They're evil minions, but they're not barbarians!

[(Anonymous)]

why is he going out with that fascist

its because of people like her that his aunt got shot and he had to sell his marriage to satan

[cyberghostface.insanejournal.com]

Like that's going to get in the way of his nookie.

[sianmink.insanejournal.com]

page 4:

"COOOOOBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

[comicoz.insanejournal.com]

Totally!

Now we need Zantar to come in be the waiter in disguise...

[arilou_skiff.insanejournal.com]

This will never work out.

Because it's my Crack Pairing, and somehow Marvel sniffed it out! Pah!

[(Anonymous)]

Typical newly divorced behavior.

Skeezy as hell, but -- typical.

[rzerox21xx.insanejournal.com]

from the trailer of bob gale digital comic, they introducing 3 high schoolers so I guess Peter is going after jailbait if they wanted to go that way. He might as well go back to teaching and be like this guy I know Bones. who chill after school in a middle school trying to "mack" to the girls there. I can see BND Peter in a poster for sexual predators right now.

[philippos42.insanejournal.com]

Hey, at least this looks like a date. Respectably public & civilized & all. As a Wonder Woman fan, I would love to see Diana get to do this. But noooo, we have to fanfic dirty secret liaisons between panels.

[bluefall.insanejournal.com]

So this is the relationship between Avengers we were promised?

Goddamn. I was still pulling for the femslash.

[colonel_green.insanejournal.com]

But it still exists in your mind, and isn't that what really matters?

[punishermax.insanejournal.com]

THIS JUST IN: HAVING A DATE WITH A WOMAN MAKES YOU A MAN WHORE. CHASTITY BELTS TO BE MAKING A COMEBACK SOON

[cyberghostface.insanejournal.com]

THIS JUST IN: PUNISHERMAX HAS AMNESIA AND FORGETS ALL THE OTHER WOMEN PETER PARKER HAS SHACKED UP WITH IN THE PAST WEEK OR SO MARVEL-TIME.

[bj_l.insanejournal.com]

I don't see why it can't be two friends having dinner since they work together, and all.

[cyberghostface.insanejournal.com]

Considering a previous issue had Peter all excited about getting to first base with her, and considering his previous horny misadventures, I don't think dinner is all that is on Peter's mind.

[ninjapeps.insanejournal.com]

isn't that guy in purple a Batman Beyond villain? the one with sound powers?

[yaseen101.insanejournal.com]

I will be open minded about this because:

a) Spidey's generally well written and more likeable in titles other than his main one.

b) Carol/Spidey is something that I have been shipping for a while now other than Spidey/MJ and Spidey/Felicia.

[autolychus2.insanejournal.com]

Carol/Spidey is something that I have been shipping for a while now other than Spidey/MJ and Spidey/Felicia.

Yeah, me too.

[jamspread.insanejournal.com]

Y'know, retitling this "Peter Parker, Manwhore" just might be an improvement...

[cyberghostface.insanejournal.com]

Done.

[cmdr_zoom.insanejournal.com]

Dear God, the perspective on that cover is messed up. (His arm's way behind her shoulder, but his crouched-over body and feet are in front?)
Also - he gets an action pose, and she gets a runway strut?
Bleh.

[volksjager.insanejournal.com]

Oh, please,,, who thinks Carol is better in bed than Karla ?????????????

[bariman1987.insanejournal.com]

On the one hand, Karla is crazy, and traditionally crazy people do awesome stuff in bed. On the other hand, she's a nasty control freak, and perfectly willing to crush your head if you don't do what she tells you, which can be a turn-off.

Carol is super-strong and can fly, which while technically not "in bed" still puts her over the top. Carol wins.

[geoffsebesta.insanejournal.com]

second page, second panel -- absolutely shameless misuse of computer art.

[tsunamiwombat.insanejournal.com]

I'm more amused by the fact Peter is only eating a salad and carol is clearly eating beef, for some reason.

I think they're just having dinner.

[flipbeter.insanejournal.com]

Sexism is fun!

[sxyblkmn.insanejournal.com]

"don't look at my face while I come inside you" sex with Black Cat after breaking into the hotel room of a newlywed couple

LOL!!!