Twelve more definitions from the Super-Dictionary

[thirdblindmouse]

To celebrate buying a new printer/scanner (not to mention lugging it three miles home on foot), I bring you scans from the Super-Dictionary!


Quiz: What do you get when you divide forty by two?

Don't, Superbaby! We know where that kind of thing leads... I mean, who'd have thought we'd see the day when Superman would be stealing silverware:

They didn't show it in Red Son, but one of soviet!Superman's tasks was redistribution of teaspoons. More Superman being an inexplicable doofus:


I'd certainly hope not, Superman! I'm a total wimp, and even I haven't yet been taken down by little water plants.

And now, for something completely different:

Yes, it's time for ...Batdickery!

(Why the emphasis on his perfectly normal number of toes? Ask me about the Super-Dictionary's obsession with digits sometime when I'm not at work.)


Punching, teasing, stepping on toes... these are all such minor offenses. We know Bats is capable of more.

In the course of scanning and cropping, I've looked at that image many times, but it hasn't gotten any less disturbing. Poor Joker.

Late for what? What evil schemes does this fiend have planned?

...And that's terrible??

I have POSTED enough. *dances to the door*

Comments

[kamino_neko]

Well, that explains Luthor and his 40 cakes...he's just trying to one-up the super one.

[darklorelei]

...Joker-Claus is coming to town?

This calls for a lyric:

[halialkers]

"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you been bad or good so be good for a crowbar's sake."

Re: This calls for a lyric:

[mariaki]

Oh god, that was awful. Why can't I stop laughing?

[deepspaceartist]

Oh god. The Joker has harnessed the power of musicals. We're all doomed.

[deepspaceartist]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to take your pun licence away. That was just terrible. Not 40 cakes terrible, but still terrible.

[yaseen101]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[deepspaceartist]

Next time think before you pun. You can get your license back in one week. Good day, citizen.

[yaseen101]

*sobs*

[pallas_athena]

Thank you for this post. Thank you for putting these pictures on this website. I hope your back does not ache too much post-scanner transportation. I would run away from that Batman/Joker image, but I am tied to this post. I am tied to this upright fence support. Please help me.

[taggerung301]

oh god . . . the Mm one . . .

[sistermagpie]

Look, the Joker's got a boyfriend!

[nezchan]

Ah, Superdictionary posts. Where Batman letting the Joker just walk away free is the least strange thing on the page.

[zordboy]

That "teaspoon" entry begs all kind of questions, doesn't it? Does Superman have many giant friends who don't have proper cutlery? And why is the giant missing his teaspoon? And where the hell did Superman find a replacement, is there a "giant teaspoon store" somewhere in downtown Metropolis?

And as for "Without", it doesn't so much look like Superman is landing, as falling.

[rhythmbandit]

But what is he falling onto? EH?

[thirdblindmouse]

I know applying logic to things like this is futile and morally wrong, but I think the teaspoon was from a "sculpture" -- either at a modern art museum or at a proud silverware factory -- and the police are chasing Superman because they don't understand his very good reason for taking it: it was in fact part of a serial giant teaspoon theft (note that the giant is missing all of his/her teaspoons!) that some artist was perpetrating because he'd rather steal from giants than sculpt his own work.

Supes had his legs up to take off his boots, but then he found it was kind of fun to fall like that, with his cape billowing under him, so he decided he'd stay like that a bit longer. It's not like landing on his butt would hurt him, anyway.

[perletwo]

I remember when I was a kid, reading the issue that Supes-falling-bootless image came from, and there was an in-context reason I've forgotten now, but even at like 8 I was like, "bzuh?!?"

[thirdblindmouse]

Even at age 8 you had already been indoctrinated with society's cruel prejudice against the bootless! Superman was just trying to show you that there's a better way to live.

[zordboy]

You linked to the bad place. There goes my morning.

;)

[thirdblindmouse]

Ha! That's revenge for all the hours and tabs scans_daily has taken up in the past few weeks. And 30 tabs of wiki entries is nothing compared to 30 tabs of scans_daily posts, at least in terms of browser start up time. ;P

[freddylloyd]

But he's falling with style.

[uadlika]

Wow Bats has really long legs.

[stratosfyr]

I would like to make a request. I would like to ask for something. I want to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Pretty please?

[dizmo]

Life and everything are doable, but the universe appears to be undefined...

[bwhahahabeck]

I love this. This post is very loved. I would love to lovingly fuck this post. There's so much love.

[jelly_ace]

Heh. Batman and Joker sex faces. Hehehe.

[jlroberson]

Oh no, Batman has earned the eternal ire of THE CREEPS!

[thirdblindmouse]

A gang of men so fearsome that they can get away with wearing high-heeled sandals and take no guff from anyone about it! Except Batman, that is, who works with the fashion police to end crimes against fashion! ...While dressed up as a bat. o_O

[superfangirl1]

The silly image that sly creepy smile on batman face says it all.....