|Third Mouse (thirdblindmouse) wrote in scans_daily,|
@ 2009-11-21 02:12 pm UTC
|Entry tags:||char: batman/bruce wayne, char: joker, char: robin/nightwing/dick grayson, char: superman/clark kent, in-joke: and that's terrible, in-joke: crack, in-joke: herodickery, title: superdictionary|
Quiz: What do you get when you divide forty by two?
Don't, Superbaby! We know where that kind of thing leads... I mean, who'd have thought we'd see the day when Superman would be stealing silverware:
They didn't show it in Red Son, but one of soviet!Superman's tasks was redistribution of teaspoons. More Superman being an inexplicable doofus:
I'd certainly hope not, Superman! I'm a total wimp, and even I haven't yet been taken down by little water plants.
And now, for something completely different:
Yes, it's time for ...Batdickery!
(Why the emphasis on his perfectly normal number of toes? Ask me about the Super-Dictionary's obsession with digits sometime when I'm not at work.)
Punching, teasing, stepping on toes... these are all such minor offenses. We know Bats is capable of more.
In the course of scanning and cropping, I've looked at that image many times, but it hasn't gotten any less disturbing. Poor Joker.
Late for what? What evil schemes does this fiend have planned?
...And that's terrible??
I have POSTED enough. *dances to the door*