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To celebrate buying a new printer/scanner (not to mention lugging it three miles home on foot), I bring you scans from the Super-Dictionary!

(Joker: 'YOU had better watch out! The person I'm speaking to had better watch out.')
Quiz: What do you get when you divide forty by two?
(Superbaby saw TWENTY little cakes. He saw twenty cakes and he wants all of them.)
Don't, Superbaby! We know where that kind of thing leads... I mean, who'd have thought we'd see the day when Superman would be stealing silverware:
(Policeman: 'Superman! What are you doing with that giant TEASPOON? What are you doing with that giant eating tool?' Superman: 'I'm taking it to a giant who has no TEASPOONS.')
They didn't show it in Red Son, but one of soviet!Superman's tasks was redistribution of teaspoons. More Superman being an inexplicable doofus:
(Superman wanted to land WITHOUT his boots on. He wanted to land not having his boots on.)
(Superman: 'I'll fight the ALGAE and win. I'll fight all these little water plants. They can't get the best of me.')
I'd certainly hope not, Superman! I'm a total wimp, and even I haven't yet been taken down by little water plants.

And now, for something completely different:
(Batman is very POLITE. He is nice and has good manners.)
Yes, it's time for ...Batdickery!
(Batman stepped on Robin's TOE. He stepped on the front part of Robin's foot. Robin has five TOES on each foot.)
(Why the emphasis on his perfectly normal number of toes? Ask me about the Super-Dictionary's obsession with digits sometime when I'm not at work.)
(Batman: 'I'll PUSH you out of here. I'll shove you out of here. Go away and don't cause so much trouble.' Man: 'You should not have PUSHED me!')
(Don't TEASE the Joker. Don't make fun of him. Batman TEASED him last week, and the Joker gave him a punch.)
Punching, teasing, stepping on toes... these are all such minor offenses. We know Bats is capable of more.
(Joker: 'It was SILLY to let Batman see me. It was foolish and not very smart. It was SILLIER for me to stay here. It was SILLIEST to get caught by him. Now he will SODOMIZE me.')
In the course of scanning and cropping, I've looked at that image many times, but it hasn't gotten any less disturbing. Poor Joker.
(Joker: 'MAY I leave now? Am I allowed to leave now that you've had your way with me?' Batman: 'Yes, you MAY go. But, you MAY be late. It is possible that you will be late.')
Late for what? What evil schemes does this fiend have planned?
(Joker: 'SING with me. Make music with your voice. I SANG and danced my way in here. I have SUNG enough. Dance to the door.')
...And that's terrible??

I have POSTED enough. *dances to the door*

Date: 2009-11-21 08:49 pm (UTC)
kamino_neko: Kamino Neko's default icon... (Aaw)
From: [personal profile] kamino_neko
Well, that explains Luthor and his 40 cakes...he's just trying to one-up the super one.

Date: 2009-11-21 09:01 pm (UTC)
darklorelei: (Default)
From: [personal profile] darklorelei
...Joker-Claus is coming to town?

Date: 2009-11-21 09:01 pm (UTC)
deepspaceartist: Ed Robinson of Barnaked Ladies making a funny face behind Tyler Stewart (Default)
From: [personal profile] deepspaceartist
Oh god. The Joker has harnessed the power of musicals. We're all doomed.

This calls for a lyric:

Date: 2009-11-21 09:02 pm (UTC)
halialkers: Raven in Blue hood, glowing white eyes, right hand with palm stretched upward (Default)
From: [personal profile] halialkers
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you been bad or good so be good for a crowbar's sake."

Date: 2009-11-21 09:05 pm (UTC)
pallas_athena: (Default)
From: [personal profile] pallas_athena
Thank you for this post. Thank you for putting these pictures on this website. I hope your back does not ache too much post-scanner transportation. I would run away from that Batman/Joker image, but I am tied to this post. I am tied to this upright fence support. Please help me.

Date: 2009-11-21 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] taggerung301
oh god . . . the Mm one . . .

Date: 2009-11-21 09:58 pm (UTC)
sistermagpie: Thieving Magpie (Thief)
From: [personal profile] sistermagpie
Look, the Joker's got a boyfriend!

Date: 2009-11-21 10:25 pm (UTC)
deepspaceartist: Ed Robinson of Barnaked Ladies making a funny face behind Tyler Stewart (Default)
From: [personal profile] deepspaceartist
I'm afraid I'm going to have to take your pun licence away. That was just terrible. Not 40 cakes terrible, but still terrible.

Date: 2009-11-21 10:32 pm (UTC)
yaseen101: (Default)
From: [personal profile] yaseen101
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Date: 2009-11-21 11:28 pm (UTC)
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (gun)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
Ah, Superdictionary posts. Where Batman letting the Joker just walk away free is the least strange thing on the page.

Date: 2009-11-21 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zordboy
That "teaspoon" entry begs all kind of questions, doesn't it? Does Superman have many giant friends who don't have proper cutlery? And why is the giant missing his teaspoon? And where the hell did Superman find a replacement, is there a "giant teaspoon store" somewhere in downtown Metropolis?

And as for "Without", it doesn't so much look like Superman is landing, as falling.

Date: 2009-11-22 12:00 am (UTC)
rhythmbandit: DJ (Default)
From: [personal profile] rhythmbandit
But what is he falling onto? EH?

Date: 2009-11-22 12:11 am (UTC)
deepspaceartist: Ed Robinson of Barnaked Ladies making a funny face behind Tyler Stewart (Default)
From: [personal profile] deepspaceartist
Next time think before you pun. You can get your license back in one week. Good day, citizen.

Date: 2009-11-22 12:27 am (UTC)
yaseen101: (Default)
From: [personal profile] yaseen101
*sobs*

Date: 2009-11-22 12:56 am (UTC)
uadlika: (goddamn fabulous batman)
From: [personal profile] uadlika
Wow Bats has really long legs.

Date: 2009-11-22 01:07 am (UTC)
stratosfyr: Batman and his trusty Bat-Female Villain Repellent. (Credit: Warren Ellis & John Cassaday's Batman/Planetary) (Bat-Female Villain Repellant)
From: [personal profile] stratosfyr
I would like to make a request. I would like to ask for something. I want to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Pretty please?

Date: 2009-11-22 01:09 am (UTC)
perletwo: jlu supergirl (le sigh - supergirl)
From: [personal profile] perletwo
I remember when I was a kid, reading the issue that Supes-falling-bootless image came from, and there was an in-context reason I've forgotten now, but even at like 8 I was like, "bzuh?!?"

Date: 2009-11-22 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zordboy
You linked to the bad place. There goes my morning.

;)

Date: 2009-11-22 02:17 am (UTC)
freddylloyd: (Default)
From: [personal profile] freddylloyd
But he's falling with style.

Date: 2009-11-22 05:58 am (UTC)
bwhahahabeck: ([DC] superman: what the fucking fuck)
From: [personal profile] bwhahahabeck
I love this. This post is very loved. I would love to lovingly fuck this post. There's so much love.

Date: 2009-11-22 06:33 am (UTC)
jelly_ace: (what)
From: [personal profile] jelly_ace
Heh. Batman and Joker sex faces. Hehehe.

Date: 2009-11-22 07:02 am (UTC)
jlroberson: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jlroberson
Oh no, Batman has earned the eternal ire of THE CREEPS!

Date: 2009-11-22 10:07 am (UTC)
dizmo: Superman/Batman: Public Enemies screenshot.  Power Girl making a disgusted face. (comics: peej euurgh)
From: [personal profile] dizmo
Life and everything are doable, but the universe appears to be undefined...

Date: 2009-11-22 10:38 am (UTC)
superfangirl1: (Default)
From: [personal profile] superfangirl1
The silly image that sly creepy smile on batman face says it all.....

Re: This calls for a lyric:

Date: 2009-11-22 11:47 pm (UTC)
mariaki: me (Default)
From: [personal profile] mariaki
Oh god, that was awful. Why can't I stop laughing?

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