Clark tries to off Lois

[galateus]

[First post at the new digs!]

Guest starring the one person in the DCU who might love spaghetti more than Ollie:

Narrator: 'But Clark's next move in the battle of wits comes as a surprise to Lois...'
Lois: 'Inviting me to lunch! Real sweet of you, Clark! But why a seamy looking place like this?'
Clark's thought-bubble: '(She doesn't know I got a tip that "Knuckles" Rourke, the gunman who swore he'd get Lois for exposing his latest racket, is eating here, too!)'

Personally, I was compelled to take a closer look at these awesome shady characters in 100x100 pixel portraits:

Just look at the despair on those faces. You can tell that spaghetti is his only source of happiness.

Comments

[wetstereorebel]

Can I use the drunk guy as an icon?

[galateus]

Go ahead, they're all gankable.

[jcbaggee]

There you go Clark. Win the battle of wits by waltzing Lois in front of a gunman who has vowed to kill her. Ma Kent would be so proud.

[nimitzbrood]

This would never happen if she'd stayed in the bubble-mobile dammit!

And I'm so ganking those icons. :-)

[box_in_the_box]

BECAUSE OF LOIS' WARDROBE, YOU WILL NOW HEAR ALL OF HER LINES IN THE VOICE OF DOCTOR GIRLFRIEND.

[taggerung301]

damn you
now I do
XD

[box_in_the_box]

YOU DO SOME PRETTY STRANGE THINGS WHEN YOU DATE SUPERVILLAINS SUPERHEROES

[crinos]

Me too.

Get out of my head. GET OUT OF MY HEAAAD!

[glimmung]

Lois obviously needs murderous moppets.

[darkblade]

They probably would make things significantly more easy for Clark. He'd only have to save her once a week then.

[zordboy]

Doesn't she already have those? A whole bunch of lil Lois's who can defeat the entire JLA?

[kenn_el]

I hear her as Jackie Kennedy.

[schala_kid]

If Silverage Lois talked and acted like Dr. Girlfriend then those comics would be readable.

[khamelea]

"You can tell that spaghetti is his only source of happiness."

If you could only have one source of happiness, you could pick a worse one than spaghetti.

[kenn_el]

It's never the spaghetti, but rather the sauce.

[schala_kid]

Background characters do look interesting especially the drunk guy on the left, I want to know his story.