|proteus_lives (proteus_lives) wrote in scans_daily,|
@ 2009-11-24 12:43 am UTC
|Current location:||Outer Dark|
|Entry tags:||char: conan the barbarian, char: thor odinson/donald blake, publisher: marvel comics, title: what if|
Loki tricks Thor into the past where he winds in ancient Hyboria. (Corinthia to be exact.) Thor gets in the middle of a battle between Conan and some douche-nozzle guards. (Everyone assumes Thor is an Aesir.) Thor has lost his powers and memories.
Since Thor passed the "Manly Friendship Test of Fighting" they go stealing and wenching together. Conan tells Thor about Crom and what an indifferent badass he is. Thor decides to go see him and find who he is and what the deal is. Meanwhile Uber-wizard and total dick Thoth-Amon plots from the shadows.
They cruise to Cimmeria and Crom's mountaintop Pimp-Pad.
Thor and Conan go a-questing for the Hammer but Thoth-Amon steals it first and begins wrecking whole kingdoms with it. So T and C break into his snake-pit, fuck up some snakemen and do battle with T-A.
Noble death in 3...2...1!
Thoth-Amon gets turned into dog-meat and Thor has a death bed request for his homie Conan.
When Conan says he's going to do something. He fucking does it!
I chose to believe that in this reality Conan becomes the new God of Thunder and in several thousand years totally wrecks Tony Stark in the face for attempting to clone the awesomeness of Conan.
12 pages out of 38. Next, the grand finale: Conan vs. Captain America!!