Harley interviews the Joker

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[remial]

still less abusive and creepy then Bella and Edward.

[espanolbot]

No unholy spine-breaking babies for one thing.

[perletwo]

Great, now I have the mental image of Joker doing the whole OM NOM UTERUS scene. As if it wasn't bizarre enough already!

[icon_uk]

Words cannot express how glad I am that I have NO clue what the hell you are talking about there and I never want to know....

[perletwo]

Only the best freakin' scene in the entire Twilight series! (Especially if, like me, you can't stand Bella.)

[baihu]

Did she die? Please tell me she dies? Did the baby go all Seed of Chucky?

Btw, <3 your icon!

OH GOD PLEASE LET ME PLAY "HORRIFY THE TWILIGHT NOOB"

[queenanthai]

Bella gets vamped on the verge of death after the baby BREAKS HER SPINE and Edward TEARS OPEN HER UTERUS WITH HIS TEETH TO GET THE BABY OUT.

Then her werewolf best friend Jacob FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE BABY.

I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT JOKING.

Re: OH GOD PLEASE LET ME PLAY "HORRIFY THE TWILIGHT NOOB"

[intertobamf]

Re: OH GOD PLEASE LET ME PLAY "HORRIFY THE TWILIGHT NOOB"

[icon_uk]

0010 Reads

0020 Blinks...

0030 Reads again

0040 Blinks some more

0050 Finds nice area of wall to repeatedly hit head against...

0060 goto 0050

[darkblade]

Nope sorry. Her werewolf friend does fall in love with the baby as a newborn though,

[ninjapeps]

to be more precise, the werewolf friend falls in love with the baby before she was even born but no one knew that yet. it was why he was so attached to Bella.

[ninjapeps]

Bella goes on to become the bestest vegetarian vampire with the exact power they needed to beat the big, scary Italian vampire clan. in other words, she goes from ordinary Mary Sue to God Mode Mary Sue.

[icon_uk]

"Plot Planet Power... MAKE UP!"

[lamashtar]

What...what is the exact power?

(Has spent too much time rereading the entire Anita Blake series, just to see what happens, because she got them all free)

[shanejayell]

"You're a wee puppet man!"

LOVED that episode.

[scottyquick]

No way can it beat Victoria's HBIC-ness.

[stubbleupdate]

I really do want to see how that's going to be shown in the films

And then see all of the Twihards going =D over it

[liara_shadowsong]

I love your icon. "You're a wee little puppet man!"

[savok]

Whenever they get Breaking Dawn out you will know, like it or not.

I can't wait to see how the hell they manage it on film, how the hell they'll keep it from a R rating is anyone's guess.

[darkblade]

It won't get made. Warner Brothers said they are stoping at Eclipse.

[intertobamf]

I'm not sure they can resist the money. (Seriously, more than 200 million opening weekend. What the fuck.)

[icon_uk]

The actors are probably signed to a three movie deal, and from what I can gather Pattinson wants to get the hell out of there,.

[liara_shadowsong]

Agreed. I have basically nothing to do with the Twilight series. Some of my friends have read the books, and tend to equate the series to a soap opera meant for teens, with supernatural creatures. Eventually, I know one of them will loan me a copy of the first book; I'll probably read the first five or six chapters before returning it with a "thanks but no thanks". *sigh*

[dreadedlurker.livejournal.com]

+1 +1 +1

[gargoylekitty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGd9qAfpZio