[personal profile] remial 2009-11-29 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
still less abusive and creepy then Bella and Edward.
perletwo: facepalm (black adam facepalm)

[personal profile] perletwo 2009-11-29 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, now I have the mental image of Joker doing the whole OM NOM UTERUS scene. As if it wasn't bizarre enough already!
icon_uk: (Robin oh THIS is going to end well)

[personal profile] icon_uk 2009-11-29 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Words cannot express how glad I am that I have NO clue what the hell you are talking about there and I never want to know....
perletwo: twilight nooooooooes! (puppet angel > edward)

[personal profile] perletwo 2009-11-29 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Only the best freakin' scene in the entire Twilight series! (Especially if, like me, you can't stand Bella.)
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[personal profile] baihu 2009-11-29 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Did she die? Please tell me she dies? Did the baby go all Seed of Chucky?

Btw, <3 your icon!
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OH GOD PLEASE LET ME PLAY "HORRIFY THE TWILIGHT NOOB"

[personal profile] queenanthai 2009-11-29 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Bella gets vamped on the verge of death after the baby BREAKS HER SPINE and Edward TEARS OPEN HER UTERUS WITH HIS TEETH TO GET THE BABY OUT.

Then her werewolf best friend Jacob FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE BABY.

I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT JOKING.
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Re: OH GOD PLEASE LET ME PLAY "HORRIFY THE TWILIGHT NOOB"

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Re: OH GOD PLEASE LET ME PLAY "HORRIFY THE TWILIGHT NOOB"

[personal profile] icon_uk 2009-11-29 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
0010 Reads

0020 Blinks...

0030 Reads again

0040 Blinks some more

0050 Finds nice area of wall to repeatedly hit head against...

0060 goto 0050
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[personal profile] darkblade 2009-11-29 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope sorry. Her werewolf friend does fall in love with the baby as a newborn though,
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[personal profile] ninjapeps 2009-11-30 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
to be more precise, the werewolf friend falls in love with the baby before she was even born but no one knew that yet. it was why he was so attached to Bella.

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[personal profile] ninjapeps 2009-11-29 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Bella goes on to become the bestest vegetarian vampire with the exact power they needed to beat the big, scary Italian vampire clan. in other words, she goes from ordinary Mary Sue to God Mode Mary Sue.
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[personal profile] icon_uk 2009-11-29 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Plot Planet Power... MAKE UP!"
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[personal profile] lamashtar 2009-11-30 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
What...what is the exact power?

(Has spent too much time rereading the entire Anita Blake series, just to see what happens, because she got them all free)

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[personal profile] shanejayell 2009-11-29 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're a wee puppet man!"

LOVED that episode.

[personal profile] scottyquick 2009-11-29 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
No way can it beat Victoria's HBIC-ness.
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[personal profile] stubbleupdate 2009-11-29 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I really do want to see how that's going to be shown in the films

And then see all of the Twihards going =D over it
liara_shadowsong: (spangel)

[personal profile] liara_shadowsong 2009-11-30 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I love your icon. "You're a wee little puppet man!"

[personal profile] savok 2009-11-29 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Whenever they get Breaking Dawn out you will know, like it or not.

I can't wait to see how the hell they manage it on film, how the hell they'll keep it from a R rating is anyone's guess.
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[personal profile] darkblade 2009-11-29 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It won't get made. Warner Brothers said they are stoping at Eclipse.
intertobamf: (Default)

[personal profile] intertobamf 2009-11-29 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure they can resist the money. (Seriously, more than 200 million opening weekend. What the fuck.)
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[personal profile] icon_uk 2009-11-30 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
The actors are probably signed to a three movie deal, and from what I can gather Pattinson wants to get the hell out of there,.
liara_shadowsong: (cam-sigh)

[personal profile] liara_shadowsong 2009-11-30 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed. I have basically nothing to do with the Twilight series. Some of my friends have read the books, and tend to equate the series to a soap opera meant for teens, with supernatural creatures. Eventually, I know one of them will loan me a copy of the first book; I'll probably read the first five or six chapters before returning it with a "thanks but no thanks". *sigh*
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[identity profile] dreadedlurker.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
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