scans_daily: Harley interviews the Joker

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@ 2009-11-29 02:31 pm UTC

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char: harley quinn/harleen quinzel, char: joker, title: harley quinn

Harley interviews the Joker

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	no subject baihu 2009-11-29 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	Did she die? Please tell me she dies? Did the baby go all Seed of Chucky? Btw, <3 your icon! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 24 comments) (Show 24 comments)

	OH GOD PLEASE LET ME PLAY "HORRIFY THE TWILIGHT NOOB" queenanthai 2009-11-29 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Bella gets vamped on the verge of death after the baby BREAKS HER SPINE and Edward TEARS OPEN HER UTERUS WITH HIS TEETH TO GET THE BABY OUT. Then her werewolf best friend Jacob FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE BABY. I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT JOKING. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 2 comments) (Show 2 comments)

	Re: OH GOD PLEASE LET ME PLAY "HORRIFY THE TWILIGHT NOOB" intertobamf 2009-11-29 10:09 pm UTC (link)
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	Re: OH GOD PLEASE LET ME PLAY "HORRIFY THE TWILIGHT NOOB" icon_uk 2009-11-29 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	0010 Reads 0020 Blinks... 0030 Reads again 0040 Blinks some more 0050 Finds nice area of wall to repeatedly hit head against... 0060 goto 0050 (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject darkblade 2009-11-29 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Nope sorry. Her werewolf friend does fall in love with the baby as a newborn though, (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 3 comments) (Show 3 comments)

	no subject ninjapeps 2009-11-30 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	to be more precise, the werewolf friend falls in love with the baby before she was even born but no one knew that yet. it was why he was so attached to Bella. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 2 comments) (Show 2 comments)

	no subject darkblade 2009-11-30 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	I thought that was just fanon. I read it on the TV Tropes wild mass guessing page for the series a while back. Was that ever really stated? (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 1 comment) (Show 1 comment)

	no subject ninjapeps 2009-11-30 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	it was outright stated in Breaking Dawn not long after Renesme was born. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject ninjapeps 2009-11-29 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Bella goes on to become the bestest vegetarian vampire with the exact power they needed to beat the big, scary Italian vampire clan. in other words, she goes from ordinary Mary Sue to God Mode Mary Sue. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 16 comments) (Show 16 comments)

	no subject icon_uk 2009-11-29 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	"Plot Planet Power... MAKE UP!" (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject lamashtar 2009-11-30 01:35 am UTC (link)
	What...what is the exact power? (Has spent too much time rereading the entire Anita Blake series, just to see what happens, because she got them all free) (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 14 comments) (Show 14 comments)

	Twilight means never having to say you're kidding pseudo_tsuga 2009-11-30 01:56 am UTC (link)
	A shield of loooove. No, seriously. I am not making this up. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 7 comments) (Show 7 comments)

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sinisterlink
2009-11-30 03:26 am UTC (link)

As a person who actually LIKES the Twilight series, (it's hilarious crack, really) I usually just sit to the side and watch while people rage about certain things from the books, but I'm pretty tired of this whole "Bella has a shield of love" thing. I'll just quote the lovely Cleolinda since I agree with her views on it:

"A lot of angry Twilighters have complained that Bella has a magical "shield of love." See, the thing is, the phrase "shield of love" is never used, and I don't think it even has anything to do with love at all--the mental block is something she's been doing unconsciously ever since the very first time Edward laid eyes on her in Twilight and couldn't hear her thoughts. Obviously, she's going to use it to protect people she loves. But she also uses it to protect people she met all of three weeks ago. Hell, she uses it to protect Dracula 1 and Dracula 2. You can complain that she's a Mary Sue because her power is the bestest and strongest of all, but it really does call back to the first book, and it doesn't have anything to do with love."

*nods*

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	Re: Twilight means never having to say you're kidding pseudo_tsuga 2009-11-30 03:39 am UTC (link)
	You're right; I misremembered through fandom osmosis. I'll be more careful in the future. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 5 comments) (Show 5 comments)

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sinisterlink
2009-11-30 03:52 am UTC (link)

Sorry if I came off sounding like a jerk about it. Since the New Moon movie came out I've been kind of twitchy about Twilight stuff since people seem to be seeing the movies/reading the books and coming up with complaints about stuff that isn't even in it. I'm just like, "Seriously guys, there's TONS of stuff that's actually in the book that you can be annoyed by! You don't need to make up things about how Bella's trying to kill herself!" :D

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pseudo_tsuga
2009-11-30 04:03 am UTC (link)

Oh no! You were totally in the right. I want to be accurate, which isn't that hard since Twilight is so ridiculous already. I played horrify the Twilight n00b with some friends the other day and it was a lot of fun and all directly from canon. ("Did I tell you about vampire baseball yet? Oh, and Renesmee?")

Also, icon love!

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sinisterlink
2009-11-30 04:23 am UTC (link)

Hahaha. I find it sad to say that I've looked at/heard the name Renesmee so much now that it seems like a NORMAL name to me.

I also love explaining Twilight stuff to people, especially the whole baby birth scene. The whole series is basically cheesy romance type stuff with a little bit of action thrown in and then you get to the baby and it's like BloodSpewing SpineSnapping RibCrunching StomachRipping HolyCrapIsThisACronenbergMovieWTF? I'm still pondering how they'll manage to get that in a PG-13 movie.

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	Re: Twilight means never having to say you're kidding pseudo_tsuga 2009-11-30 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Ha ha, yes! That's one of the best descriptions of Breaking Dawn I've ever seen. I'm sure the movie is going to be drastically re-written and the actors given huge raises to go through with, especially Robert Pattinson. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 1 comment) (Show 1 comment)

	Re: Twilight means never having to say you're kidding ninjapeps 2009-11-30 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Robert Pattinson must be a truly superb actor for being able say his lines with a straight face. "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELL!" was bad enough. he apparently has even worse lines in New Moon. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

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ninjapeps
2009-11-30 03:37 am UTC (link)

from the very start, she's been immune to psychic-based vampire powers. after she got turned, this got boosted into a wide-area psychic shield though initially she only had very limited range. when the Italian vampires came, she got a rage power-up that boosted the shield's range to be wide enough to cover all their allies but she finds out that it only protects people from attacks coming from outside the shield. she then figures out how to individually shield all their allies. mind you, both power-ups happen within a span of minutes.

the shield was enough to beat the Italians because their most powerful member has a psychic attack that causes great pain that incapacitates anyone its used on. the Italians were so used to their enemies not being able to fight back that they didn't know how to do a straight up fight and instead just backed off.

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	no subject darkblade 2009-11-30 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Was it ever explained why she was immune to psychic powers? (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 4 comments) (Show 4 comments)

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ninjapeps
2009-11-30 02:54 pm UTC (link)

for the same reason why Cyclops was given the ability to shoot lasers out of his eyes or Kryptonians were given powers under a yellow sun. it's just what she can do.

it mystifies me why people are so preoccupied with why she's immune to psychics but no one seems to question why any of the other vampires have their powers.

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	no subject darkblade 2009-11-30 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	Being a mutant, Kryptonian or vampire is unto itself an explaination for powers. Bella was described as an ordinary human who had this power. So either I am totally being ripped off by my lack of ordinary human derived super powers or she needs some sort of explaination. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 1 comment) (Show 1 comment)

	no subject ninjapeps 2009-11-30 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	the books state that some of the vampire powers were supercharged versions of traits they had when they were still human. Edward was already highly intuitive when it came to what people were thinking and that became full-blown mind reading after being turned. it never bothered me since the books had other, significantly worse problems. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject espanolbot 2009-11-30 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	I go for the Spoony explanation: the reason why he can't read her thought is that she doesn't have any. Her brain's like a pea rolling around in a drum. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

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