Superboy Melts his Parents' Faces

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Comments

[kamino_neko]

Well, that's just...disturbing.

[sherkahn]

If only the art was .... trimmed... this could really be taken out of context.

Superboy kryptonian smegma.... it BURNS!!!!

[jesidres]

CONTEXT IS FOR THE WEAK.

[greenmask]

PRIME essence.

SUPERBOY using PRIME essence. Of course he's gonna be a dick. An even more turgid one than usual.

[daningram.insanejournal.com]

You stole my joke! Off with your head!

[greenmask]

You'll have to catch me first, and I've beaten you once already! Ha-HAH!

*prance*

[halialkers]

One wonders what MEGATRON essence is like.

[greenmask]

Was more tasty, I betcha.

Maybe (metallic) cherry flavour?

[halialkers]

I dunno.

It would certainly spark some thought on my part.

[sistermagpie]

Um...go Superboy?

[halloweenjack]

Thanks for the space herpes, son!

[kamino_neko]

Space Herpes?

[espanolbot]

Better than Electro Gonorrhea, the noisy killer, I guess.

[kamino_neko]

Electro Gonorrhoea doesn't get into your thanksgiving dinner and ruin Ron Perlman's hard work!

[geoffsebesta]

I started watching that, and then I stopped.

[rushhour]

Wonderful thing to watch right before bed. Sweet dreams here I come.

[divi_d]

Thanks, Kamino... thanks.

That's JUST what I needed today...

*Wanders off to wash brain with bleach*

[kamino_neko]

*makes note to link Ice Pirates scenes more often* >_>

[divi_d]

I suppose managing to traumatize a Scans-Daily regular WOULD actually qualify as good cause for pride, wouldn't it?

XD XD.

[halialkers]

Someone should have told Optimus about leaving his lube around for Superboy to steal.

[lamashtar]

This is why they test on animals first, Superboy.

[proteus_lives]

He's Kryptonian. He is testing it on animals.

[ravenous_raven]

I'm guessing those are imposters and the "prime essence" is dissolving the rubber masks? or am I too weak so I'm making up context? ;)

[cmdr_zoom]

That was my guess too.

[proteus_lives]

Is there a superdickery tag?

[tacobob]

Worst Christmas gift ever!

[perletwo]

See, this is what happens when you buy that cheap cologne from the school band fundraising sale for your folks' Christmas present. Don't do it!

[tacobob]

Yeah! But If I sell 20 of them I get the Tootsie Rolls that come in a tube that doubles as a bank! A bank!

[johanirae]

What heck is a prime essence anyways? Essence of what?

[superfangirl1]

Yes the mystery that will forever haunt me. :)

[salamangkiero]

I really don't envy the Kents on this one, hahahahah! Superdickery, go!