iskander: (pic#207428)iskander ([personal profile] iskander) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily,
@ 2010-01-07 09:16 pm UTC


I don't know what was going on with this Bronze age jem. Superman comes off as a self-centered douche...





Super ego much ?





Not exactly free-range.





So, it turns out Superman has a friend list. Due to his own world's destruction ,he made a plan to escape Earth if he needed to.



If you made the friends list, fine . If not , well tough luck...

era: Bronze age, char: superman/clark kent, char: supergirl/kara zor-el, char: lois lane, Title: DC Super special no.5


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foxhack: (Mavu)


[personal profile] foxhack
2010-01-08 02:28 am UTC (link)
And he wasted a spot on Aquaman?

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iskander: (pic#207428)


[personal profile] iskander
2010-01-08 02:31 am UTC (link)
Truly...

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jlroberson: (pic#4093302)


[personal profile] jlroberson
2010-01-08 03:59 am UTC (link)
Actually, that was dickery too. "Oh, by the way? No ocean. Or water."

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auggie18: (Karate Kid)


[personal profile] auggie18
2010-01-08 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Hey, some of us like Aquaman.


And also, it's a space mission and they need some red-shirts for it to work.

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cmdr_zoom: (zoom)


[personal profile] cmdr_zoom
2010-01-08 02:30 am UTC (link)
I have this. It is marvelous giant-sized crack.

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[personal profile] mugiwara
2010-01-08 02:30 am UTC (link)
"lock of Lois hair"???

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iskander: (pic#207428)


[personal profile] iskander
2010-01-08 02:32 am UTC (link)
Creepy stalker shrine...

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jlroberson: (pic#4093302)


[personal profile] jlroberson
2010-01-08 06:48 pm UTC (link)
In case he needs to regrow her after staring too hard one day.

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blakeyrat: (pic#368032)


[personal profile] blakeyrat
2010-01-08 02:35 am UTC (link)
Skip a magical zoo tour? Just because the world's coming to an end? Pshaw.

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iskander: (pic#207428)


[personal profile] iskander
2010-01-08 02:38 am UTC (link)
I wonder what happend to "the living wheel" from the last tour ?

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darkblade: (Molly vs Bus)


[personal profile] darkblade
2010-01-08 02:39 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't having an exhibit to the reporter you are never seen at the same time as make people more suspicious. Just saying.

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iskander: (pic#207428)


[personal profile] iskander
2010-01-08 02:46 am UTC (link)
It is called "the fortress of solitude" for a reason. It is not open to the public.

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sistermagpie: Classic magpie (Me)


[personal profile] sistermagpie
2010-01-08 02:40 am UTC (link)
Wow, that Lois room's creepy.

You can't help scanning the people in the plane to see who got cut out.

But given that Superman's diary is the size of a building, you'd think he'd make a bigger plane.

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iskander: (pic#207428)


[personal profile] iskander
2010-01-08 02:46 am UTC (link)
...or die trying to save the Earth ?

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[personal profile] nagaoka
2010-01-08 03:05 am UTC (link)
Yes, OF COURSE you made a shrine to yourself to keep people from being suspicious. Yep. Uh huh. I believe you.

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proteus_lives: (Ron Swanson)

The crack nourishes me!


[personal profile] proteus_lives
2010-01-08 03:12 am UTC (link)
1. Captain Marvel: "Yeah....Supes? Can I not be in your Super-Stalker museum?"

2. There are no black/latino/asian/indian people on that escape shuttle. SUPER-RACISTDICKERY!

3. Supes has to know that a couple dozen people isn't a viable genetic pool. They're there to be his toys, so he can play forever and ever.

4. It's about having the power of life and death for Supes, isn't?

5. Supe's LJ page must be epic.

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darkblade: (Molly vs Bus)

Re: The crack nourishes me!


[personal profile] darkblade
2010-01-08 05:51 am UTC (link)
I just see him trying to blog with that telepathic typing machine.

"Damnit I was not thinking about gay sex with Bruce. Stop typing it this instant."

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galateus: (Outa Sight!)


[personal profile] galateus
2010-01-08 03:34 am UTC (link)
Hey, I know that 'bravado beast'! And that dancing plant. And the venus butterfly. And the metal eaters with a taste for Kryptonite. *prepares a followup post*

Bronze Age Superman is so awesome how it embraces the random stuff the Silver Age threw in for no good reason and promptly forgot about the next day.

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pallas_athena: (tarot)


[personal profile] pallas_athena
2010-01-08 04:41 pm UTC (link)
*awaits post with interest*

Man, I would really like a dancing plant.

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mystery: (By My Batlentine)


[personal profile] mystery
2010-01-08 03:53 am UTC (link)
OOoooooH! OMG! That third from the last panel is like... the best thing I've ever seen. Ever!

Superman's driving, and everybody better get on board!

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jaybee3: Nguyen Lil Cass (Batgirl, Cassandra Cain)


[personal profile] jaybee3
2010-01-08 03:57 am UTC (link)
"Jimmy Olsen, Ace Reporter"? What is this? Bizarro Jimmy?

And considering how much Super-dickery Silver Age/Bronze Age Supes did to Lois, him having a shrine to her (lock of hair and giant swimsuit poster included) is so ironic.

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jlroberson: (pic#4093302)

Oh, Cold War Era and Your Terrifying Idea of Utopia


[personal profile] jlroberson
2010-01-08 04:05 am UTC (link)
>>If you made the friends list, fine. If not , well tough luck...

Superman's favorite movie when he was a kid was WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE, which Ma thought a bit creepy, but what could she do? But he took notes on the selection of survivors.

And yeah, basically he saves his friends, and then some others on the other side, his friends also being there to keep them in line. The superheroes will use them as breeding stock. Except Batman, who can speak his true love at last.

And poor Perry. Wasn't divorced yet, you see. Guess he'll have to get friendly with Gordon, who's in the back asking, "Barbara? Barbara, are you here?"

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Re: Oh, Cold War Era and Your Terrifying Idea of Utopia


[personal profile] iskander
2010-01-08 04:08 am UTC (link)
Oh I totally think supes dresses the superbots of the fortress in batman's uniform and they just...dance.

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schala_kid: Stephanie Brown as Batgirl (batgirl, stephanie)


[personal profile] schala_kid
2010-01-08 04:19 am UTC (link)
Ah Silverage Superdickery but then again everyone in the silver age was a dick with some serious issues.

I like to believe that post-crisis Superman would find a way to destroy whatever threatened earth or risk his life doing it and if he had to evacuate it would be everyone on earth. And if he couldn't he would certainly decide who got to live or die and would give his spot to another.

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jlroberson: (pic#4093302)


[personal profile] jlroberson
2010-01-08 04:46 am UTC (link)
I think what many forget about stuff like MIRACLEMAN and WATCHMEN back then was that we were used to looking at Superman, and certainly many DC heroes, in that well-they-know-best way. Which I think was one form, in children's pop, the internalization of the soft totalitarianism of the West took then(which was much subtler and more successful, but very much there), a kind of fatalistic optimism only possible when you believe the world could be destroyed instantly. But superheroes are no longer, basically, parent figures. They very much were then, one of the reasons DC started running up against squarehood in the late 60s through the early 70s--DC characters were parental protectors. You could imagine BEING Spider-Man.

What the above works were addressing was that, but now we see different aspects in the fore because they kind of shattered that very flat good vs. evil polarization DC once took for granted. But then chose to wallow with it rather than run, sadly. But think of this Superman and then think of the observational isolation and distance of Dr. Manhattan, or of Miracleman once Mike Moran is out of the picture.

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tacobob: Mordecai Not Very Impressed (Mordecai 2)


[personal profile] tacobob
2010-01-08 05:42 am UTC (link)
Barry looks like he's thinking, "Iris? Wally? Oh great! You had to bring Aquaman and the old man who didn't even bother to remove the freaking cigar from his freaking mouth even when we were in the spaceship, but not a single person I know!"

And look at the mask the Flash is holding..Wait, that's not a mask! It's Zombie Deadpool's Head! It's even growling! "Feed Me!"

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darkblade: (Molly vs Bus)


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2010-01-08 05:56 am UTC (link)
Of course mutant zombie heads from alternate realities in different multiverses make perfect sense to be brought on the space ark.

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darkblade: (Molly vs Bus)


[personal profile] darkblade
2010-01-08 05:57 am UTC (link)
A few days later Hal who was in space at the time shows up and he is pissed that he wasn't on Supes's friends list.

Until he realizes that Coast City Blew up and he just starts killing people.

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aeolos_sakya: Aeolos Sakya (Aeolos Sakya)


[personal profile] aeolos_sakya
2010-01-09 05:24 am UTC (link)
Until he realizes that Coast City Blew up and he just starts killing people.Oh, god. Your comment totally made me LOL.

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lamashtar: The Great Hal Jordan (awesome)


[personal profile] lamashtar
2010-01-08 08:03 am UTC (link)
This is wierd. I was just looking up early appearances by Hal Jordan to hunt down that I didn't have, and Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane 14 is one of the first outside the regular Green Lantern/Showcase stuff.

Judging by the plot exposition (Superman cowering from a monster that fears yellow), Jordan will ALSO be hiding from the color yellow. :P

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galateus: (AFO Baby)


[personal profile] galateus
2010-01-08 01:19 pm UTC (link)
Huh, where did you look it up? I'm pretty sure he isn't actually in that one.

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[personal profile] geoffsebesta
2010-01-08 02:36 pm UTC (link)
why did he save the Riddler?

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jlroberson: (pic#4093302)


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2010-01-08 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Food.

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icon_uk: (Sonny Strait Nightwing)


[personal profile] icon_uk
2010-01-08 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Wow... this really IS supreme Superdickery... So Lois, Diana, Kara and Lois are the only females left to propgate the human race, and one of them isn't even human? No wonder Dick is so quick to take his mask off, he needs to stake his claim on a female NOW!

It's also not like Clark and Kara actually NEEDED seats on the spaceship that could have been given to a couple of humans..

Interestingly, the little box-like alien with the mirror obsession first appeared in a Super Friends story in 1976.

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[personal profile] erastoinen
2010-01-08 10:46 pm UTC (link)
I think I remember this one - it was the real Batman there, just pretending to be a statue and playing some really bizarre and dangerous prank on Superman, right?

Superman isn't the only superdick around, just sayin'.

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[personal profile] jlroberson
2010-01-09 01:56 am UTC (link)
Actually, i think it ended up being Luthor, pretending to be someone called Dominus, and it was an amazingly convoluted plan involving causing the zoo animals to expose the contents of Supes' Pit of Annihilation(or whatever it's called), which would then destroy the earth.

Which makes you wonder why Superman has the thing in the first place.

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autumn_lily: yuki (gravitation)


[personal profile] autumn_lily
2010-01-09 03:10 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure what disturbs me more about these pages: the giant diray (oh Emo!Superman!), the vague sexual imagery what with tentacle beasts and the way he's kinds humping Lois in that one panel, or the LIFE SIZED dolls of everybody he knows...

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