The "superman is dick" tour of the fortress of solitude...

[iskander]

I don't know what was going on with this Bronze age jem. Superman comes off as a self-centered douche...





Super ego much ?





Not exactly free-range.





So, it turns out Superman has a friend list. Due to his own world's destruction ,he made a plan to escape Earth if he needed to.



If you made the friends list, fine . If not , well tough luck...

era: Bronze age, char: superman/clark kent, char: supergirl/kara zor-el, char: lois lane, Title: DC Super special no.5

Comments

Oh, Cold War Era and Your Terrifying Idea of Utopia

[jlroberson]

>>If you made the friends list, fine. If not , well tough luck...

Superman's favorite movie when he was a kid was WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE, which Ma thought a bit creepy, but what could she do? But he took notes on the selection of survivors.

And yeah, basically he saves his friends, and then some others on the other side, his friends also being there to keep them in line. The superheroes will use them as breeding stock. Except Batman, who can speak his true love at last.

And poor Perry. Wasn't divorced yet, you see. Guess he'll have to get friendly with Gordon, who's in the back asking, "Barbara? Barbara, are you here?"

Re: Oh, Cold War Era and Your Terrifying Idea of Utopia

[iskander]

Oh I totally think supes dresses the superbots of the fortress in batman's uniform and they just...dance.

Re: Oh, Cold War Era and Your Terrifying Idea of Utopia

[jlroberson]

And you'd think the son of fucking Jor-El would know how to make a bigger space ark.

But Bronze Age Superman is a cruel god.

Re: Oh, Cold War Era and Your Terrifying Idea of Utopia

[darkblade]

It is at least a good ten times the size of his Fathers space ark. One baby, like thats going to work.

Re: Oh, Cold War Era and Your Terrifying Idea of Utopia

[geoffsebesta]

It's like playing Sims with characters named after your friends. In other words, creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

Re: Oh, Cold War Era and Your Terrifying Idea of Utopia

[tammallamma]

There's only 3 women in the whole ark, and two of them are an Amazon princess and Supergirl. I guess Lois is going to be busy repopulating the human race.

Re: Oh, Cold War Era and Your Terrifying Idea of Utopia

[jlroberson]

Ending up as the Lois we saw in AMBUSH BUG: YEAR NONE.

Re: Oh, Cold War Era and Your Terrifying Idea of Utopia

[q99]

Nah, I think there's some other women behind Supergirl there.