Following Aquaman being mean to a seal...

[espanolbot]

Though to be fair they kind of deserve it,


Plus, a funny Wonder Woman cover

Comments

[uadlika]

and then the polar bear caused much more carnage than the hunter did....

wonder woman cover shows up as aquaman.

[uadlika]

aaaaaaand nevermind on the wonder woman.

[psychopathicus_rex]

Well, yeah, but polar bears eat seals as a matter of course - it's part of their natural diet. These hunters, presumably, are wiping them out for their skins, which may doom them to extinction.

[sistermagpie]

The real reason Polar Bears are going extinct!

[tacobob]

Bah! Wonder Woman is racist! This poor dinosaur just want to do some shopping and he's slapped silly by Wonder Woman's yellow stick thing. HATE CRIME!

[kenn_el]

She wasn't referring to the lizards, but to the shoppers. Immortals and their tude.

[tacobob]

Well, the Dinosaur is shopping! She also smacked Mister Dino after he used the MAMMALS only water fountain!

[jlroberson]

Mister Dino oughta know better 'round these parts. We got strict laws about extinct species mixin' with our wimmens.

[bob_dylana]

I wuld have liked to have seen Aquaman throw a polar bear at the Penguin on Brave and the Bold last night. Tis a shame.

[kainnived.livejournal.com]

Ah the brave and noble sport of reverse dinosaur escalator polevault, crown jewel in the Doom Olympics track, field, and shop events.

Wonder Woman is sure to face some tough competition.

[skjam]

Thing I find immensely amusing about the "Olympics of Doom" story (out in Showcase Presents: Wonder Woman #3) is the Martian who ends all of his speeches but one with "as is our custom!"

[dejadrew]

I'm tempted to do that now. "Now we shall drink leftover eggnog mixed with ginger ale, as is our custom!" "Now I shall grind Consortium rep, as is our custom!"

[robogeek]

I always like using "in accordance with prophecy"

[skjam]

It's like he constantly had to remind the Duke of Deception of the rules of the Olympics of Doom. "So, Wonder Woman has survived two of the events of the Olympics of Doom! She shall surely not survive a third! But if she survives to the end, we shall free Wonder Woman, as is our custom!"

[icon_uk]

And people wonder where Batman and Robin store all those batarangs, where the hell does Aquman store all his life-size-polar-beararangs?!?

[psychopathicus_rex]

That's the genius of the thing - he doesn't have to store them anywhere. They're out there ambling around - he just has to pick one up whenever he needs one. It'd be like if you fought crime with cows, and lived in cattle country.

[jlroberson]

No, that's just a bear. "Polar-beararangs" is what he calls the cubs.

Which is why he throws her first.

[seriousfic]

Wonder Woman has had it with these motherfucking dinosaurs in this motherfucking department store!!!

[jkcarrier]

I like to think that the polar bear is a willing participant: "Mix me up a Fastball Special, Artie! Those bastards killed those baby seals... BEFORE I COULD!"

[icon_uk]

Ot

"Ooooh! A new "all you can eat" seal buffet place! Can we go Aquaman? Please? Pretty please... Oh damn, the hunters'll beat me to all the good crunchy ones! Quick, give me a boost over there or we'll be down to the gristly ones!"

[jlroberson]

And after the ripping and the tearing and the dismemberment and carnage, the snows tinted with the brightest of land-dweller blood, Aquaman rides away on a goddamn giant seahorse.

Now THAT takes style.

[robogeek]

Snowball special, you mean...

[kenn_el]

Now I want an Aquaman/Snowbird crossover!

[proteus_lives]

Bear-No-Jutsu!

Stephen Colbert's Natural Enemy

[jlroberson]

TAKE THAT TIMOTHY TREADWELL!

Aquaman. He will throw bears at you; do not piss him off.

Re: Stephen Colbert's Natural Enemy

[taggerung301]

not just bears, POLAR bears

they're scary motherfuckers

Re: Stephen Colbert's Natural Enemy

[jlroberson]

"FUCK YOU, X-MEN AND YOUR 'FASTBALL SPECIAL!'"

[icon_uk]

Clearly the Marketing Department who thought that "Disembowel Me Barney" would be a natural successor to "Tickle Me Elmo" hadn't thought their plan ALL the way through...

[autumn_lily]

I like that the Polar Bear seems just so blase´ about the whole thing.

[icon_uk]

"Oh no... not again" </ douglas adams >

[wasabi.livejournal.com]

Hot damn! Those "Amazon Sports" golf clubs at the bottom of the escalator...are ON SALE!

[taggerung301]

:D
*runs to department store

[lamashtar]

For a minute, I thought Wonder Woman was battling the dyke of deception. :P

[shanejayell]

Someone suggest that to Gail, please. *LOL*

[scottyquick]

I love how much detail went into the dinosaur compared to everything else. That dinosaur is HARDCORE.

[zordboy]

[iskander]

Is there w website one goes to to create the poster ?

[zordboy]

I always use this one.

http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php

Some people have troubles with it, but I find it's really easy to use, and I've never had too many troubles with it.

Motivational posters. The best thing to come out of the internet since porn.

[jlroberson]

[zordboy]

That's what I'm fucking talking about.

^_^

[strangerdan]

MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS.
Parodying something that hasn't been relevant for over a decade.

[jlroberson]

Apparently you haven't been in an office lately. They're still there.

[icon_uk]

My office put some up, but the boss slipped in a few demotivational posters to see if anyone noticed. No one not already in on the joke did! :)

[zordboy]

Heh. That's pretty awesome.

[icon_uk]

Ooh, that's nifty

[crinos]

I just love the look on the Polar Bear's face. He's not snarling or scared, just bewildered. Like Aquaman grabbed him when he was asleep and he woke up mid flight and is all like "what the hell?"

Also: they so need to work this into Brave and the Bold somehow.