The Iceman Goeth.
Jan. 16th, 2010 09:17 pmSomeone requested the DCAU comic where Batman met Joe Chill. This is one of those issues that's difficult to cut down to 7 pages, because no matter how hard you try, you inevitably lose a couple pages that have a LOT of impact. Still, even the cut version's worth a read.


"You're too cool...You're the iceman...
...You're Joe Chill."
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The guy being interviewed in the next couple panels is GCPD Detective Giella, who'd managed to take down Killer Croc...after Croc had just beaten the living shit out of Batman.


Joe turns on the TV, catches the end of the interview while flipping through channels, and discovers that he left a button at the scene of the Wayne murders.
Thoroughly rattled, Joe goes to murder Detective Giella and recover the missing evidence. (Not the smartest move, but he is cracking up.) Batman, despite not having gotten over his injuries (this is only a night or two after the Croc-Bat brawl), is keeping an eye on Detective Giella in case Croc's holding a grudge.
Unsurprisingly, when a guy with a gun sneaks into the detective's apartment, Batman crashes in through the window to stop him. There's a tussle, and Chill's getting the upper hand...
...until he pries Batman's mask off.



7 pages out of 21, from Batman Adventures 17.
Tags (if we're still in lockdown): char:joe chill, char: batman/bruce wayne, creator: ty templeton, creator: rick burchett, title: batman adventures, setting: dcau


"You're too cool...You're the iceman...
...You're Joe Chill."
***
The guy being interviewed in the next couple panels is GCPD Detective Giella, who'd managed to take down Killer Croc...after Croc had just beaten the living shit out of Batman.


Joe turns on the TV, catches the end of the interview while flipping through channels, and discovers that he left a button at the scene of the Wayne murders.
Thoroughly rattled, Joe goes to murder Detective Giella and recover the missing evidence. (Not the smartest move, but he is cracking up.) Batman, despite not having gotten over his injuries (this is only a night or two after the Croc-Bat brawl), is keeping an eye on Detective Giella in case Croc's holding a grudge.
Unsurprisingly, when a guy with a gun sneaks into the detective's apartment, Batman crashes in through the window to stop him. There's a tussle, and Chill's getting the upper hand...
...until he pries Batman's mask off.



7 pages out of 21, from Batman Adventures 17.
Tags (if we're still in lockdown): char:joe chill, char: batman/bruce wayne, creator: ty templeton, creator: rick burchett, title: batman adventures, setting: dcau

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Date: 2010-01-17 02:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-17 02:51 am (UTC)In this story, no. In some versions of the story, he never learned who killed his parents, not because of any depth but because of some pop psychology pap: that way "all of the criminals he fights are the one who killed his parents." Which is stupid, but nevermind.
In my favorite version, he learns who the killer is later in life, confronts him, and he's just an old "middle management" mafioso. He's no one special. And in his haste to take credit, and become someone, he blabs to his goons, who reflexively execute him for "making Batman."
Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque; my second favorite is what happens in Batman Begins.
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Date: 2010-01-17 05:12 am (UTC)Kind of reminds me of my own version where Batman finds out he was a just normal dude caught up on the brink of poverty. He never meant to kill the Wayne's but acted in blind panic, he lives in shame and guilt is a good citizen trying to make up for it and is raising his own family. Batman meets up with him and talks with him and decides to leave him alone. Of course, things go horribly wrong from that point.
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Date: 2010-01-17 06:18 pm (UTC)Funny, just yesterday when this post came up, I was working on my OWN Joe Chill take. I'm doing a twist on the BATMAN BEGINS version, only with young Bruce and Harvey (as a clerk in the DA's office, while studying for the bar), and a lot more heated emotion. Even there, though, Chill is kind of a non-character, even more of a non-character than he was in BB.
But that's what I like about him: he's kind of a fluid character, simply because he's almost more of a spectre, a ghost of symbolism, than a living breathing human being... even when he is one, in the above story.
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Date: 2010-01-18 03:05 am (UTC)I would be happy to read it. :) Though I have to say, I kinda have a dislike of stories where two friends/lovers/enemies just happened to know and meet each other in their youth. Like if a little Clark sees a young Bruce visit Smallville or Clark and Lex being lab partners in school. It feels a little contrived. :(
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Date: 2010-01-18 03:30 am (UTC)Trust me, I'm usually with you on that contrived cliche as well, but it just sort of had to happen.
This was borne out of my firm belief that BATMAN BEGINS--and those scenes in particular--would have worked much better if you substituted Rachel Dawes with Harvey Dent. Think about it! So I set out to try and prove how much better that would have been, and it kind of got away with me.
Also, I wanted to do it to spite the very concept of Tommy Elliot, because again, if they're gonna pull that shit, better to pull it with an established character like Harvey who actually has some established relationship with the character. Bruce and Harvey are friends in canon anyway, so it's hardly a stretch. Like Harvey having an abusive alcoholic father, it's a tired cliche that, dang it, actually works in this case.
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Date: 2010-01-18 04:19 am (UTC)"Old school OUTSIDERS, or modern post-Winnick OUTSIDERS? "
A bit of both I guess. I'm going for 'a group of bad ass normals who fights bad guys and save the world in secret', basically the complete opposite of the JLA. The group itself consists of Batman, Lady Black Hawk, Black Lightning, Green Arrow, Black Canary (who is 16 years old here), Grace and Katana. This 'book' is meant to act as a window to the rest of the DCU since the 'Batman' title will deal with things crime and whatnot.
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Date: 2010-01-18 04:35 am (UTC)Nice! Frankly, it already sounds more interesting than either of the actual OUTSIDERS iterations.
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Date: 2010-01-18 05:04 am (UTC)/edited for grammar mistakes.
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Date: 2010-01-17 06:33 am (UTC)Frankly, your version sounds more poignant, but unless I missed something in the reading or it was retold that way later, that's never how I read that/those stories.
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Date: 2010-01-17 03:21 am (UTC)This issue might go on my list of all-time greatest Batman comics. It's easily the best take on Joe Chill I've ever seen. This issue would be one of my top arguments as to why the DCAU BATMAN comics are collectively the finest BATMAN comics of the past twenty years.
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Date: 2010-01-17 03:43 am (UTC)That's actually all I can say. Thanks for posting, this was... very interesting.
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Date: 2010-01-17 05:33 am (UTC)Okay, I laughed a little.
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Date: 2010-01-17 08:09 am (UTC)*In the same vein, I always thought the Bat-God is a crazy-drug induced Darker n' Edgier version of the 60's 'Anti-Shark repellent spray' Batman.
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Date: 2010-01-17 01:06 pm (UTC)Clearly I need to be reading more DCAU.
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Date: 2010-01-17 10:58 pm (UTC)*still wondering why they rebooted the numbering like that in the first place*
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Date: 2010-01-18 12:22 am (UTC)Sorry.
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