Warning signs

[seriousfic]

It's like a sports star training in the off-season. If she can't stalk Superman, she'll be damned if she lets herself get out of practice!

And no, I don't know why Clark is reminding me of the O RLY Baby, but he is.

Comments

[jelly_ace]

With the advent of Google and the Internet, you really just can't comment who the hell is Pat Boone? anymore. *Sigh*

Although I am liking that fangirl charm bracelet. Gives me some great ideas for accessories that are never-gonna-be-made-but-are-gonna-be-conceptualized anyway.

Cute baby, by the way.

[mullon]

You can just see Clark holding back his desire to incinerate everything with his heat vision.

[icon_uk]

I prefer to think he'd get Jimmy to take pictures of Lois' stash of Pat Boone crap so he can embarrass her for YEARS with it...

[magnetic_regina]

Just wait till the real thing turns up.

[sistermagpie]

I'm kind of fascinated by the idea of a record tote.

[mad]

I know, right?

[thandrak]

Wait. Is that the reason tote bags are the size they are? Holy heck, I bet it is!

[jkcarrier]

In those pre-iPod days, it was more of a challenge to carry your tunes around. ;-) Vinyl records were on the fragile side, and easy to scratch, so it was helpful to have something fairly sturdy to haul them in.

Here's one that kind of looks like what Lois has:
http://www.brookstone.com/sl/product/13405-crosley-record-storage-case.html

As a kid, I had one sort of like this, with a spindle inside that you would stack the records on:
http://www.bigredtoybox.com/cgi-bin/toynfo.pl?recordcasesindex

[sistermagpie]

Heh. Cool! I think we had some 45 cases around the house. You almost had to for those. But I never remember us having anything to carry the LPs. It seemed like in the 60s 45s were probably more often carted around to parties for dancing etc. I missed that era.

[thanekos]

Oh, Pat Boone

[fredneil.livejournal.com]

Isn't Lois supposed to be older than 16?

That said, if I saw that lamp on sale, I'd buy it in a minute.

[jlroberson]

She's a fifties woman. You're overestimating her conditioned mental age.

[roxrox]

Way to go Clark for stating the obvious.

[jlroberson]

Captain Obvious is his other secret identity.

[cainofdreaming]

Remind me, does Lois work at Daily Planet or Arkham asylum? And by "work" I mean "be a patient in."

[darkblade]

They won't let her in Arkham anymore. She scares the Joker too much and not in a good Batman way.

[punishermax]

The hell is up with that lamp?

Also that is possibly that necklace is something I would expect to see on Snookie on Jersey Shore and not Louis.

Oh God, I just imagined a DC Universe version of Jersey Shore. YES.

Ollie: ~lifts up shirt~ We call this right here ~slaps abs~ THE SITUATION.

[roxrox]

1) Pat Boone isn't a "guido" so Snookie probably wouldn't wear it, hahaha!

2) A DC Jersey Shore would be AMAZING! I could see Roy calling himself the The Situation, too. "Have you seen the Situation yet? You have? Just a minute ago with the blond guy? Oh well, check out THIS situation! Yeah!" *lifts up shirt*

Now we have to cast the rest of the Shore.

[punishermax]

Supergirl is totally JWoww.

Ronnie and Sammi ( Who I absolutly HATE) are Ollie and Dinah.

Ollie: Look I just was talking to her ! I LOVE YOU DINAH

Dinah: Uh-uh whatever, you were creeping on that skank Powergirl

Ollie is not The Situation. That goes to Guy.

Pauly has got to be Firestorm. The only person whose hair would match Pauly's

[roxrox]

And after Ollie confesses his love, he has to cry.... just like Ronnie did. (YIKES) and then Dinah can cry too...

Now who would be Snookie? I hate Snookie so it was to be someone that I wouldn't mind getting punched in the face. Hmmmmm...

[punishermax]

Ronnie is beyond whipped by Sammie. And Sammie does nothing but get into incredibly stupid ass arguments with Ronnie. Jesus, who on earth is that mortified by their big toe?

Snookie is Granny Goodness.

[roxrox]

Okay, Granny Goodness can only be Snookie if Ed Asner can do the voice. HA.

And yeah, Ronnie is whipped so bad, hahah. And he said he'd never fall in love at the Jersey Shore, haha.

And the cock-blocker that left in like, episode 3, "Jolie" or whatever her name was... omg so annoying.

[punishermax]

I love how Vinny has states in after show interviews that he's had sex with a lot of women at the shore while The Situation is still desperately trying to get some girl.

I love how every girl he brings home ends up either getting in a figth or he gets cock blocked.

Also, that roll joke on Snookie was really messed up by GOD was that funny.

[roxrox]

I don't consider Snookie a real person, really. She looks more like a Goblin.

[punishermax]

A little orange Goblin to be precise

[roxrox]

Well if they decided to do Marvel Jersey Shore, she could be Hob Goblin, muahaha.

[seriousfic]

Guy Gardner would be Snooki.



"One punch!"

[punishermax]

In one of the newest episodes Ronnie runs after some drink dude who was following him and socks him in the face and knocks him out.

He basically skips back to the group yelling "ONE PUNCH. YOU SEE THAT BITCH? ONE PUNCH!"

He's still a big whipped baby though.

Also I love how that guy's head movies in the gif. It's like a robot. "vrrrrrrrrrrm ca chink. POW"

[zordboy]

That's one hell of a punch. Yikes.

[jlroberson]

So THAT'S who bought "In A Metal Mood"!

[autumn_lily]

And then Lois stalked Pat Boone, captured him, and tried to force him to marry her. And all the while, Clark sulked about how he suddenly misses Lois stalking and getting creepy for HIM.

[magnetic_regina]

He always does. If she ever stops stalking him, he always desperate tries to restore the status quo. Then as soon as she loves him again he goes right back to ignoring her.

[autumn_lily]

Your average relationship from the 1960's on back.