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CosmicBookNews has the preview pages for Iron Man #23 as he .







...come again? Hot Tony Stark juicy gossip? It's better than celebrity trades!

We went from Maria Hill looking awesome in Siege #2 to this.

And does she know the trick that Wolverine does to be in multiple places at the same time?

Date: 2010-01-29 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] theanswer
You just can't be a girl in an Iron Man title without eventually having his penis inside you.

Date: 2010-01-29 10:03 pm (UTC)
autolychus2: (Default)
From: [personal profile] autolychus2
It's right there in the contract. Hell, they don't even bother with putting it in fine print anymore.

Date: 2010-01-29 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] theanswer
By signing this contract the party acknowledges that her vagina is now property of Stark Industries.

Date: 2010-01-29 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] theanswer
Hey, she's old, not dead... unfortunately.

Date: 2010-01-29 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] arilou_skiff
Am I odd for thinking that yes, Tony would totally sleep with Aunt May if given the opportunity?

Date: 2010-01-29 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] theanswer
Her pet name for his junk would be the Iron Man.

Date: 2010-01-30 02:32 pm (UTC)
nezchan: Batman smoking a corncob pipe, 'cuz he's so awesome (corncob)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
I don't even wanna think about War Machine, then.

Date: 2010-01-29 10:34 pm (UTC)
thatnickguy: Oreo-lovin' Martian (Default)
From: [personal profile] thatnickguy
To Tony, we're all the same age when the lights go out. =D

Date: 2010-01-29 11:15 pm (UTC)
yaseen101: (Default)
From: [personal profile] yaseen101
That WOULD certainly make Molly Hayes next trip to the Avenger's.....an interesting experience.

Date: 2010-12-15 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karthzon.livejournal.com
May I just say... EW EW EW EW EW WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO THERE

Date: 2010-01-30 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] darkknightjrk
Funnily enough, the first issue of Millar's Marvel Knights Spider-Man that she video-taped every appearence of Iron Man as well as every news story with her dear nephew. When Peter finds out and asks her, she replies: "It's that little moustache, sweetie. Don't you think he looks just like Ronald Colman?"

So...no, I don't think she did it just for the appearance money if ya know what I mean.

Date: 2010-01-29 10:05 pm (UTC)
cainofdreaming: cain's mark (pic#364829)
From: [personal profile] cainofdreaming
Okay, my mind went instantly to the worst case scenario when I read this. So Just Say No to the Power Pack/Runaways/Iron Man crossover.

Date: 2010-01-29 10:04 pm (UTC)
jcbaggee: Jesus (Default)
From: [personal profile] jcbaggee
When did this happen? Did she molest his near-corpse while we weren't looking?

Date: 2010-01-29 10:08 pm (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
IIRC, they screwed in Russia while he was on the run. Right after talking about her deceased husband and right before he couldn't remember who Hap was anymore.

Date: 2010-01-29 10:15 pm (UTC)
jcbaggee: Jesus (Default)
From: [personal profile] jcbaggee
Oh well that's just...skeevy.

Date: 2010-01-29 10:17 pm (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
Fraction's writing on that entire arc was just full of class. ::gag::

Date: 2010-01-29 10:16 pm (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
I never thought I'd say this, but can we go back to Bendis!written Hill? At least she's out shooting rocket launchers at Osborn.

And OH, GOD, THAT LAST PANEL. That looks less like actual surprise and more like too much Botox.

Date: 2010-01-29 10:18 pm (UTC)
jarodrussell: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jarodrussell
I stand by my...

Date: 2010-01-29 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] arilou_skiff
Awesome.

Date: 2010-01-29 11:49 pm (UTC)
twomasks: BWayne (Default)
From: [personal profile] twomasks
Maria Hill does her best Dramatic Lemur impression:

Date: 2010-01-30 11:30 am (UTC)
lieut_kettch: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lieut_kettch
Looks more like a Dramatic Tarsier to me.

Date: 2010-01-30 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] darkknightjrk
I think "HURP DURP" fits a little better, myself.

Date: 2010-01-29 11:00 pm (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL YOU SEE THE AAAAAASS ON TONY!?"

Date: 2010-01-29 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zordboy
That final panel is Maria Hill? Why does she look so... frankly excited... at the idea of Tony having sex? I mean, eugh.

Date: 2010-01-30 12:19 am (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
Maybe she's gearing up for a "HE'S MINE, BITCH" since she's been in the sack with him, too. Given how badly both Maria and Pepper have been written lately, I would be sadly unsurprised.

Date: 2010-02-01 06:26 pm (UTC)
schmevil: (iron man (director of SHIELD))
From: [personal profile] schmevil
Oh god, please no.

Date: 2010-01-30 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] kd_the_movie
I think its a "ZOMG YOU DID TOO?!?!!?" expression

Date: 2010-01-30 06:04 am (UTC)
jaybee3: Nguyen Lil Cass (Default)
From: [personal profile] jaybee3
That's how I saw it. IIRC the last time Maria was with a non-comotose Tony was right before he went on the run and they did the deed. I doubt a huge amount of time has passed since then - and even with his brain all wacky he's moved on to Pepper.

Date: 2010-01-30 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] darkknightjrk
Amazing expression aside--art ranging from mediocre to just plain weird's been a staple for Invincible Iron Man.

Date: 2010-01-30 05:31 am (UTC)
jlroberson: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jlroberson
Hmm, I don't see any real drop in the art quality; I'm not sure what you folks mean. And god knows there's plenty worse out there from both companies. I mean, I can't understand why y'all are saying this and yet THE WEB's art has defenders.

Date: 2010-01-30 04:45 am (UTC)
cmdr_zoom: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cmdr_zoom
I think that last panel might be a trace. Cameron Diaz?

Date: 2010-01-30 05:30 am (UTC)
jlroberson: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jlroberson
Wait, wait Pepper and Tony finally...

AND THEY KEPT IT TOTALLY SECRET AND OFFSTAGE?

That's like having Clark and Lois marry and have it happen between issues, Fraction!

Date: 2010-01-30 12:45 pm (UTC)
mechanicaljewel: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mechanicaljewel
See, I always thought that it added depth and complexity to Tony Stark's character that despite his Casanova approach to life, that he treated Pepper differently-- that he thought their relationship was special and didn't need to (and maybe shouldn't) involve sex.

But nope, apparently he was just biding his time, the way he does with every other woman who crosses his path. Thanks Fraction!

(SRSLY, this got "Best 'New' Series" over Echo and Air? Fuck you, Eisners)

Date: 2010-01-30 01:45 pm (UTC)
valtyr: (Default)
From: [personal profile] valtyr
Be fair, he was mid-brain delete at the time. He couldn't remember who Happy was.

It was just... skeevy all round.

Date: 2010-01-30 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] twigcollins
This beat Echo, Air and Unwritten?

wtf.

Date: 2010-01-30 03:19 pm (UTC)
wizardru: Hellboy (Default)
From: [personal profile] wizardru
I'll assume that Echo is another Vertigo title, since I'm not familiar with it. But honestly, I bought the first trade of Air and was left singularly unimpressed. It was competently written, but the art frankly wasn't that great and the story arc itself was...disjointed and kinda weak. Unwritten seemed OK, but it didn't wow me as much as I had expected it to.

Honestly, a good chunk of Vertigo's output appears to be people trying to recapture the magic of Morrison (Air) or Gaiman (Unwritten). That and the fact that they spend a huge amount of time vacillating (as a line) between Magic Realism and Gore.

Date: 2010-01-30 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] twigcollins
Echo is Terry Moore's new book after SiP.

I guess I'd just rather see best new book go to something original or compelling than just another section of Marvel New Event Just Like The Old Event.

Although I suppose actually presenting a good book in the midst of multiple Crossover Events might be worthy of an award or two.

Date: 2010-01-30 03:28 pm (UTC)
wizardru: Hellboy (Default)
From: [personal profile] wizardru
Pepper and Tony have been romantically dancing around each other since the characters inceptions. Pepper was originally infatuated with Tony and Happy was just hoping for a chance, until they hooked up and then ran off together. Then they adopted, had problems and divorced. Then they reappeared after Heroes Reborn and remarried and then conceive, but Pepper loses her baby when a villain attacks her. Then Happy is badly hurt and eventually (supposedly) euthanised by Tony. Then she becomes a member of the Order. Then she becomes Tony's 'Special Projects' coordinator.

When you factor in that Marvel is trying to bring comics-Tony into line with movie-Tony and the fact that they've had a long 'almost' relationship, it's not that surprising. More surprising is the intimation (if the supposition that it happened a few issues ago is correct) that Pepper would have initiated it when and where she did...given that Tony was hardly in his right mind AND won't remember it when he's back on his feet).

Date: 2010-01-30 06:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] wonderwomanhero
Cock goes whe-...oh wait.

Date: 2010-01-31 01:48 am (UTC)
rotarysaurus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] rotarysaurus
...why does the art look so blurry? The dialogue is crystal clear but the art looks like a blurred photo. Very weird.

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