Iron Man #23 preview, now with FAIL!Art

[sherkahn]

CosmicBookNews has the preview pages for Iron Man #23 as he .







...come again? Hot Tony Stark juicy gossip? It's better than celebrity trades!

We went from Maria Hill looking awesome in Siege #2 to this.

And does she know the trick that Wolverine does to be in multiple places at the same time?

Comments

[theanswer]

You just can't be a girl in an Iron Man title without eventually having his penis inside you.

[autolychus2]

It's right there in the contract. Hell, they don't even bother with putting it in fine print anymore.

[theanswer]

By signing this contract the party acknowledges that her vagina is now property of Stark Industries.

[sherkahn]

Then all those times that Aunt May and MJ were living in the Avengers Tower.... Aunt May, how could you?!

[theanswer]

Hey, she's old, not dead... unfortunately.

[arilou_skiff]

Am I odd for thinking that yes, Tony would totally sleep with Aunt May if given the opportunity?

[theanswer]

Her pet name for his junk would be the Iron Man.

[nezchan]

I don't even wanna think about War Machine, then.

[thatnickguy]

To Tony, we're all the same age when the lights go out. =D

[yaseen101]

That WOULD certainly make Molly Hayes next trip to the Avenger's.....an interesting experience.

[karthzon.livejournal.com]

May I just say... EW EW EW EW EW WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO THERE

[darkknightjrk]

Funnily enough, the first issue of Millar's Marvel Knights Spider-Man that she video-taped every appearence of Iron Man as well as every news story with her dear nephew. When Peter finds out and asks her, she replies: "It's that little moustache, sweetie. Don't you think he looks just like Ronald Colman?"

So...no, I don't think she did it just for the appearance money if ya know what I mean.

[cainofdreaming]

Okay, my mind went instantly to the worst case scenario when I read this. So Just Say No to the Power Pack/Runaways/Iron Man crossover.