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Greetings True Believers! I'm here to fulfill a request from box_in_the_box and it works even better since it's so close to V-Day. ;)

Every one knows that The Incredible Hulk wants to be left alone. But what happens when he doesn't want to be "alone" anymore? A certain jade-skinned lawyer better duck and cover! Enjoy....Sorta!



Suggested Tags: char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she-hulk/jennifer walters, group: avengers, title: hulk, publisher: marvel comics, creator: paul jenkins, creator: mark texiera, theme: incest



This annual tale is called "Basic Instinct". (clever!)

Hulk is hanging out at the test ground where he was born, missing Betty and Jarella, listening to Linkin Park when he screams and leaps off into the night. At the same time Jen is chilling at the Avengers mansion wondering what Bruce is doing.

The next day the Avengers get an alert that Hulk is tearing up Central Park.



I like that page, it reminds me of Jaws.

The rest of the Avengers show up but Jen wants to try and talk Bruce down first.





Well, that didn't work well. The Avengers attack and Vision notices something strange about Hulk's behavior. Wanda puts a mental whammy on him and forces him to transform back to Bruce.





And the fight is back on but Vision has discovered the true because he watches a lot of Animal Planet.







Jen decides to ahh....take one for the team.



Kong ain't got nothing on Hulk





And Hulk is dissed and dismissed.





Hulk doesn't react well to the "let's just be friends" speech.





Emo in 3..2..1!



This always cracks me up. Jen's almost-regret at not giving it up, Hulk's manly crying-leap and Vision's animal lecture!
Happy V-Day everyone! Don't bone your cousins!

Date: 2010-02-09 04:48 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Trying to catalogue all the Fail in this issue would be like trying to count all the pixels on my computer screen.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:51 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Actually, though, here's one; She-Hulk, delivering a Mae West come-on line with a bleeding mouth and a black eye. DO NOT WANT.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:53 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
"Hmmmm...how can I make this more sexist. Perhaps I could dress her in a maid outfit too." ~stares unblinkingly at Penthouse posters on wall~ ~eerie music plays~

Garth Marenghi, is that you?

Date: 2010-02-09 04:59 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box


I KNOW WRITERS WHO USE SUBTEXT AND THEY'RE ALL COWARDS

Re: Garth Marenghi, is that you?

Date: 2010-02-09 05:06 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH4_mZh-bj8

Why won't she be mine?

I wish I was more attractive.....like Tony

Still one can only dream.....

Date: 2010-02-09 05:08 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
HULK ONLY ONE-TRACK LOVER

Date: 2010-02-09 05:11 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
BUT THIS TWO WAY LANE.
TEMPERATURE TOO HIGH
HULK TRAVEL WAY TOO FAST

Date: 2010-02-09 04:48 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
And that ladies and gentlemen was the day when The Incredible Hulk almost became a porn manga.

I also like how Tony just bolts at the end there.

"Yeah...uh you guys can handle that whole thing right? I'm uh...just gonna go chase after him....uh...meet you at Applebees"

Date: 2010-02-09 04:57 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
To be fair, their entire combat strategy seems to consist of OKAY EVERYBODY LET'S EACH HIT HIM IN TURN LIKE THE FACELESS HENCHMEN IN A CHUCK NORRIS FILM, because when you're going up against the Hulk, relying almost exclusively upon physical strength is surely the best way to go. Next up, I think I'll try to defeat Reed Richards by beating him in a math contest.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:49 am (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
HUAGH. ::full body shudder of Ew:: I also blame this for making me look up whether that would be legal or not, because now I know that it IS legal in my state (but gay marriage isn't. hilarious).

Date: 2010-02-09 04:50 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Yeah, THIS is the reason you looked up whether it was legal suuuuuuuuuuure

Date: 2010-02-09 04:52 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Date: 2010-02-09 04:53 am (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
Interesting Family Fact: I have no male cousins, actually. All 20+ (including cousins-in-law) of the current generation are girls.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:56 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
I have a female cousin who's about 36. It's pretty strange, I've called her Aunt my whole life, so that just adds a nice layer of weirdness to it as well.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:03 am (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
When my second-oldest cousin had her baby (she was the first of us to start a family), she had a daughter. One of the other cousins sent flowers with a card kidding about "carrying on the trend". Though it would be kind of hilarious if the next generation turned out to be all girls, too.

SHE'S YOUR COUSIN!

Date: 2010-02-09 05:04 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
SHE'S YOUR AUNT!



SHE'S YOUR COUSIN *AND* YOUR AUNT!

Re: SHE'S YOUR COUSIN!

Date: 2010-02-09 05:09 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Wow, I'm glad I got to see a picture of Jack Nicholson post-coitus today. Man, I can go CONQUER this day now.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:13 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Dude, you treated us to a post of Gamma-powered would-be cousin-fucking. Be thankful I posted Jack back in his handsome days. :)

Date: 2010-02-09 05:33 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Don't remind me.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:36 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
WELL JERRY. HULK COME ON SHOW TO MARRY SHE HULK. CAN HULK GET ROUND OF APPLAUSE HERE!

Date: 2010-02-09 05:35 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Wait, why did dreamwidth tell me that this reply came from [personal profile] proteus_lives? GODDAMMIT, NOW MY JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:37 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Now it's just like all your other jokes then.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Date: 2010-02-09 05:39 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-02-09 05:57 am (UTC)
autumn_lily: jason todd (Default)
From: [personal profile] autumn_lily
I have a cousin (biologically) who is also my aunt (legally).

Date: 2010-02-09 04:54 am (UTC)
foxhack: (Default)
From: [personal profile] foxhack
HULK NEEDS INTERNET ACCESS AND CREDIT CARD FOR PORN!

Date: 2010-02-09 04:56 am (UTC)
foxhack: (Default)
From: [personal profile] foxhack
Also,

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p388/proteus_lives/Scan11493.jpg

Jeez, Wanda, could you stick out your butt any further?

Please?

Date: 2010-02-09 04:58 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Is she wearing Christmas style panties there?

Date: 2010-02-09 05:09 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Actually, her costume at this time was designed by George Perez, who notoriously bragged that he drew Wanda without panties.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:17 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
How did he work that chestnut into conversations?

"Heh, guys, you know Wanda? Scarlet Witch? Now, I'm not gonna tell tales out of school but...let's just say she and the Army got one thing in common. Going commando." ~forms finger guns~ "pow!"

Date: 2010-02-09 05:26 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Dude, he's George Perez.

He spends his free time doing art for women's catfighting fetish sites, and he admits to this fact rather openly in casual conversations, without even being asked.

It came up because George Perez told everyone who asked him more than two questions about his art run on the Avengers, "Oh, yeah, and I deliberately draw Wanda so that she's not drawing any panties."

Date: 2010-02-09 05:27 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
So basically, don't shake the dude's hand?

Date: 2010-02-09 05:31 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Actually, he seems to do okay with the ladies, since pretty much every single one of his illustrations, pornographic ones included, is based on rather attractive female friends of his.

I don't even know if I can properly explain Perez - if any other artist acted the way he did, I'd no doubt be all OMG WTF GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPY MAN, but the way he rolls with it, it's endearingly mischievous. He's like the Santa Claus of perverse fetishes.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:33 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Of course, it helps that, as [personal profile] icon_uk will attest, George is just as likely to draw man-on-man pr0n of the guys in comics.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:34 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
He's an equal opportunity icky elf.

Date: 2010-02-09 09:23 pm (UTC)
midare: (Mystek has no weasel)
From: [personal profile] midare
Pics or it didn't happen.

Date: 2010-02-10 02:46 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Hell, he's devoted POSTS to this!

Date: 2010-02-09 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tahngarth.livejournal.com
Perez is a great artist, but I'm not so sure about his slew of redesigns for Avengers costumes he did for the Busiek era. There's an awful lot of huge plunging necklines going on, lots of exposed flesh in general. Though Firestar rejected the costume in-story and Busiek made Perez redesign it to something less exposing by filling in the exposed parts with black.

Wanda and the Squadron Supreme girls are the worst offenders, though.

Date: 2010-02-09 07:44 pm (UTC)
halloweenjack: (Default)
From: [personal profile] halloweenjack
I don't remember the ass shots (there's another one in these scans) being as gratuitous when Perez drew her in this costume, and it does make a certain amount of sense that she's doing the gypsy thing. Also, it may just be because I was a teenager when Elektra first appeared, but I always got the feeling that Frank Miller meant her to be going commando, although I don't know whether he made it canon one way or another. (Other artists have drawn her with panties under the loincloth, the bastards.)

Date: 2010-02-09 06:00 am (UTC)
autumn_lily: jason todd (Default)
From: [personal profile] autumn_lily
No! That'll just make it worse!

Date: 2010-02-09 04:54 am (UTC)
cleome45: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cleome45
I guess the fail is a stone, gathering moss as it rolls ever downhill.

Because mostly what I was thinking was, "Oh, Wanda. Put some damn clothes on!"

Date: 2010-02-09 05:09 am (UTC)
cleome45: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cleome45
YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!11

Date: 2010-02-09 05:14 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Cher's hair needs to be red and she'd be a dead ringer for Starfire's mom based on her hair there.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:14 am (UTC)
cleome45: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cleome45
Great. Like my dreams aren't tortured enough these days.

You are SO off my Xmas card list!

Date: 2010-02-09 04:56 am (UTC)
mcity: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mcity
Sweet mercy, Wizard wasn't exaggerating in the least. "...She's banner's friggin' cousin!"

Date: 2010-02-09 05:22 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
All we need now is to post select scans of Kevin Smith's Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do, or as I've come to think of it, Rape-Man/Rape Cat: The Rape That Rapists Rape, featuring a villain called (I shit you not) "Mister Brownstone," who almost rapes Black Cat, after having repeatedly raped his own brother (whom Smith briefly made into the next Mysterio, in spite of that character having no special effects skills and no defining characteristics other than a backstory full of brotherly rape), before a concluding flashback in which a pre-Black Cat Felicia Hardy is almost raped, but it turns out to merely be a close call, until OH NO WAIT SHE GETS RAPED AFTER ALL, which Smith retcons into being Felicia's motivation for becoming Black Cat in the first place.

TL;DR version: Rape.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:25 am (UTC)
mcity: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mcity
I don't see what Doctor Light has to do with any of this.

Date: 2010-02-09 06:46 am (UTC)
foxhack: (Default)
From: [personal profile] foxhack
He was executive consultant on the story, doncha know.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:26 am (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
I liked the bits of that story that weren't rape-centric, though. Like Felicia singing Memories to torture girl-Scorpion and Spidey's "apology".

Date: 2010-02-09 03:54 pm (UTC)
phosfate: (HF - Nicholas Angel hates wall ducks)
From: [personal profile] phosfate
O_O

DO NOT WANT!

Date: 2010-02-09 07:45 pm (UTC)
halloweenjack: (Default)
From: [personal profile] halloweenjack
It's what's for dinner!

Date: 2010-02-09 05:00 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
This was a pretty weird episode of Dawson's Creek you guys.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:09 am (UTC)
team_mummy: (Default)
From: [personal profile] team_mummy
last scan is hilarious! "Hulk fly nao!"

Date: 2010-02-09 05:22 am (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
The sad thing is, near the beginning, I was all "Yay! Look at Wanda! She's being a smart and effective leader! She even turned Hulk back into Bruce!"

Then it all fell to sadness and poo.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:25 am (UTC)
mullon: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mullon
That was creepy and pointless.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:28 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Hi welcome to Marvel, I'm your server I'll take you to your seat now!

Date: 2010-02-09 06:25 am (UTC)
just_kazari: (Default)
From: [personal profile] just_kazari
PON FARR.

Excellent.

Date: 2010-02-09 06:36 am (UTC)
aaron_bourque: default (Default)
From: [personal profile] aaron_bourque
Paul Jenkins

Man, that guy is seriously going through all the good cred on his Spider-Man issues faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast.

Date: 2010-02-09 07:23 am (UTC)
selke: (Default)
From: [personal profile] selke
...what the ever loving hell is this?

Date: 2010-02-09 02:50 pm (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Hulk wants to bang his cousin. News at 11.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:58 pm (UTC)
selke: (Default)
From: [personal profile] selke
I was all happy Shulkie was wearing real shoes. Then I saw her nipples while unconscious. O.o

Date: 2010-02-09 10:12 am (UTC)
darkblade: (Default)
From: [personal profile] darkblade
Due to the wonders of comicbook time this is only a few years before the shitstorm that is Leob's Hulk and a full gammit of other gamma mutants for him to bone that probably aren't cousins.

Date: 2010-02-09 10:33 am (UTC)
iondan: (Default)
From: [personal profile] iondan
(Insert low temperature related nipple joke here) first panel page6.

Date: 2010-02-09 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tahngarth.livejournal.com
Yeah, this is one of the worst Marvel comics ever made. It's right up there with Avengers #200 (and I don't say that lightly). Paul Jenkins, what have you done?

The sad thing is that Jenkins gave Wanda more credit in this story (as auggie18 commented) than she ever got from... certain other writers. But it's also kind of undermined by the stripperific costumes and poses. Why is she jutting her ass at us so aggressively?

Date: 2010-02-09 01:47 pm (UTC)
wizardru: Hellboy (Default)
From: [personal profile] wizardru
Wanda has dressed like a stripper from day one. Sometimes a Vegas showgirl, sometimes a gypsy queen and sometimes just straight whore. But she has a look. :)

I...I had forgotten Avengers 200....and now you've made me remember.


DAMN YOU.

Date: 2010-02-09 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tahngarth.livejournal.com
Bah, her original outfit (pillbox hat and later tiara and all) was no more a stripper costume than say, Cap's.

Wasn't until Perez had her lose most of the fabric in her suit that she went over into poledancing territory.

All I have to say to this is:

Date: 2010-02-09 12:16 pm (UTC)
halialkers: Raven in Blue hood, glowing white eyes, right hand with palm stretched upward (Default)
From: [personal profile] halialkers
"King Kong ain't got shit on Hulk!"

Date: 2010-02-09 04:04 pm (UTC)
shanejayell: (Default)
From: [personal profile] shanejayell
*head desk*

Just NO.

Date: 2010-02-09 08:25 pm (UTC)
joasakura: (Default)
From: [personal profile] joasakura
Well, goddamn.

that's some brain cells I'll never get back.
:shudders: Ick.

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