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Entry tags:char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she hulk/jennifer walters, creator: paul jenkins, group: avengers, publisher: marvel comics, theme: incest, title: hulk, title: incredible hulk
Greetings True Believers! I'm here to fulfill a request from box_in_the_box and it works even better since it's so close to V-Day. ;)

Every one knows that The Incredible Hulk wants to be left alone. But what happens when he doesn't want to be "alone" anymore? A certain jade-skinned lawyer better duck and cover! Enjoy....Sorta!



Suggested Tags: char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she-hulk/jennifer walters, group: avengers, title: hulk, publisher: marvel comics, creator: paul jenkins, creator: mark texiera, theme: incest



This annual tale is called "Basic Instinct". (clever!)

Hulk is hanging out at the test ground where he was born, missing Betty and Jarella, listening to Linkin Park when he screams and leaps off into the night. At the same time Jen is chilling at the Avengers mansion wondering what Bruce is doing.

The next day the Avengers get an alert that Hulk is tearing up Central Park.



I like that page, it reminds me of Jaws.

The rest of the Avengers show up but Jen wants to try and talk Bruce down first.





Well, that didn't work well. The Avengers attack and Vision notices something strange about Hulk's behavior. Wanda puts a mental whammy on him and forces him to transform back to Bruce.





And the fight is back on but Vision has discovered the true because he watches a lot of Animal Planet.







Jen decides to ahh....take one for the team.



Kong ain't got nothing on Hulk





And Hulk is dissed and dismissed.





Hulk doesn't react well to the "let's just be friends" speech.





Emo in 3..2..1!



This always cracks me up. Jen's almost-regret at not giving it up, Hulk's manly crying-leap and Vision's animal lecture!
Happy V-Day everyone! Don't bone your cousins!


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box_in_the_box: (K-Box cartoon)


[personal profile] box_in_the_box
2010-02-09 04:48 am UTC (link)
Trying to catalogue all the Fail in this issue would be like trying to count all the pixels on my computer screen.

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box_in_the_box: (K-Box cartoon)


[personal profile] box_in_the_box
2010-02-09 04:51 am UTC (link)
Actually, though, here's one; She-Hulk, delivering a Mae West come-on line with a bleeding mouth and a black eye. DO NOT WANT.

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(no subject) - [personal profile] punishermax, 2010-02-09 04:53 am UTC (Expand)
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punishermax: (pic#748010)


[personal profile] punishermax
2010-02-09 04:48 am UTC (link)
And that ladies and gentlemen was the day when The Incredible Hulk almost became a porn manga.

I also like how Tony just bolts at the end there.

"Yeah...uh you guys can handle that whole thing right? I'm uh...just gonna go chase after him....uh...meet you at Applebees"

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box_in_the_box: (K-Box cartoon)


[personal profile] box_in_the_box
2010-02-09 04:57 am UTC (link)
To be fair, their entire combat strategy seems to consist of OKAY EVERYBODY LET'S EACH HIT HIM IN TURN LIKE THE FACELESS HENCHMEN IN A CHUCK NORRIS FILM, because when you're going up against the Hulk, relying almost exclusively upon physical strength is surely the best way to go. Next up, I think I'll try to defeat Reed Richards by beating him in a math contest.

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neuhallidae: (Lettuce)


[personal profile] neuhallidae
2010-02-09 04:49 am UTC (link)
HUAGH. ::full body shudder of Ew:: I also blame this for making me look up whether that would be legal or not, because now I know that it IS legal in my state (but gay marriage isn't. hilarious).

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punishermax: (pic#748010)


[personal profile] punishermax
2010-02-09 04:50 am UTC (link)
Yeah, THIS is the reason you looked up whether it was legal suuuuuuuuuuure

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SHE'S YOUR COUSIN! - [personal profile] box_in_the_box, 2010-02-09 05:04 am UTC (Expand)
Re: SHE'S YOUR COUSIN! - [personal profile] proteus_lives, 2010-02-09 05:09 am UTC (Expand)
Re: SHE'S YOUR COUSIN! - [personal profile] punishermax, 2010-02-09 05:09 am UTC (Expand)
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foxhack: (Mavu)


[personal profile] foxhack
2010-02-09 04:54 am UTC (link)
HULK NEEDS INTERNET ACCESS AND CREDIT CARD FOR PORN!

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foxhack: (Mavu)


[personal profile] foxhack
2010-02-09 04:56 am UTC (link)
Also,

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p388/proteus_lives/Scan11493.jpg

Jeez, Wanda, could you stick out your butt any further?

Please?

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autumn_lily: jason todd (jason todd)


[personal profile] autumn_lily
2010-02-09 06:00 am UTC (link)
No! That'll just make it worse!

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cleome45: (postcard1)


[personal profile] cleome45
2010-02-09 04:54 am UTC (link)
I guess the fail is a stone, gathering moss as it rolls ever downhill.

Because mostly what I was thinking was, "Oh, Wanda. Put some damn clothes on!"

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proteus_lives: (Ron Swanson)


[personal profile] proteus_lives
2010-02-09 05:03 am UTC (link)
Wanda totally got the idea for the costume from the Cher song.

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mcity: (not bowered)


[personal profile] mcity
2010-02-09 04:56 am UTC (link)
Sweet mercy, Wizard wasn't exaggerating in the least. "...She's banner's friggin' cousin!"

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box_in_the_box: (K-Box cartoon)


[personal profile] box_in_the_box
2010-02-09 05:22 am UTC (link)
All we need now is to post select scans of Kevin Smith's Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do, or as I've come to think of it, Rape-Man/Rape Cat: The Rape That Rapists Rape, featuring a villain called (I shit you not) "Mister Brownstone," who almost rapes Black Cat, after having repeatedly raped his own brother (whom Smith briefly made into the next Mysterio, in spite of that character having no special effects skills and no defining characteristics other than a backstory full of brotherly rape), before a concluding flashback in which a pre-Black Cat Felicia Hardy is almost raped, but it turns out to merely be a close call, until OH NO WAIT SHE GETS RAPED AFTER ALL, which Smith retcons into being Felicia's motivation for becoming Black Cat in the first place.

TL;DR version: Rape.

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punishermax: (pic#748010)


[personal profile] punishermax
2010-02-09 05:00 am UTC (link)
This was a pretty weird episode of Dawson's Creek you guys.

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team_mummy: (pic#376385)


[personal profile] team_mummy
2010-02-09 05:09 am UTC (link)
last scan is hilarious! "Hulk fly nao!"

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auggie18: (Karate Kid)


[personal profile] auggie18
2010-02-09 05:22 am UTC (link)
The sad thing is, near the beginning, I was all "Yay! Look at Wanda! She's being a smart and effective leader! She even turned Hulk back into Bruce!"

Then it all fell to sadness and poo.

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mullon: (Nicholas Angel)


[personal profile] mullon
2010-02-09 05:25 am UTC (link)
That was creepy and pointless.

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punishermax: (pic#748010)


[personal profile] punishermax
2010-02-09 05:28 am UTC (link)
Hi welcome to Marvel, I'm your server I'll take you to your seat now!

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just_kazari: (hawkeye)


[personal profile] just_kazari
2010-02-09 06:25 am UTC (link)
PON FARR.

Excellent.

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aaron_bourque: default (This is my face on blogs.)


[personal profile] aaron_bourque
2010-02-09 06:36 am UTC (link)
Paul Jenkins

Man, that guy is seriously going through all the good cred on his Spider-Man issues faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast.

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selke: (pic#365489)


[personal profile] selke
2010-02-09 07:23 am UTC (link)
...what the ever loving hell is this?

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punishermax: (pic#748010)


[personal profile] punishermax
2010-02-09 02:50 pm UTC (link)
Hulk wants to bang his cousin. News at 11.

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darkblade: (Molly vs Bus)


[personal profile] darkblade
2010-02-09 10:12 am UTC (link)
Due to the wonders of comicbook time this is only a few years before the shitstorm that is Leob's Hulk and a full gammit of other gamma mutants for him to bone that probably aren't cousins.

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iondan: (Croc, PBS)


[personal profile] iondan
2010-02-09 10:33 am UTC (link)
(Insert low temperature related nipple joke here) first panel page6.

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[identity profile] tahngarth.livejournal.com
2010-02-09 11:40 am UTC (link)
Yeah, this is one of the worst Marvel comics ever made. It's right up there with Avengers #200 (and I don't say that lightly). Paul Jenkins, what have you done?

The sad thing is that Jenkins gave Wanda more credit in this story (as auggie18 commented) than she ever got from... certain other writers. But it's also kind of undermined by the stripperific costumes and poses. Why is she jutting her ass at us so aggressively?

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wizardru: Hellboy (Hellboy)


[personal profile] wizardru
2010-02-09 01:47 pm UTC (link)
Wanda has dressed like a stripper from day one. Sometimes a Vegas showgirl, sometimes a gypsy queen and sometimes just straight whore. But she has a look. :)

I...I had forgotten Avengers 200....and now you've made me remember.


DAMN YOU.

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(no subject) - [identity profile] tahngarth.livejournal.com, 2010-02-09 11:39 pm UTC (Expand)
halialkers: (Kanari H'vat H'vorxixnon)

All I have to say to this is:


[personal profile] halialkers
2010-02-09 12:16 pm UTC (link)
"King Kong ain't got shit on Hulk!"

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shanejayell: (Sasameki Koto)


[personal profile] shanejayell
2010-02-09 04:04 pm UTC (link)
*head desk*

Just NO.

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joasakura: (gladiator movies)


[personal profile] joasakura
2010-02-09 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Well, goddamn.

that's some brain cells I'll never get back.
:shudders: Ick.

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