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Greetings True Believers! I'm here to fulfill a request from box_in_the_box and it works even better since it's so close to V-Day. ;)

Every one knows that The Incredible Hulk wants to be left alone. But what happens when he doesn't want to be "alone" anymore? A certain jade-skinned lawyer better duck and cover! Enjoy....Sorta!



Suggested Tags: char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she-hulk/jennifer walters, group: avengers, title: hulk, publisher: marvel comics, creator: paul jenkins, creator: mark texiera, theme: incest



This annual tale is called "Basic Instinct". (clever!)

Hulk is hanging out at the test ground where he was born, missing Betty and Jarella, listening to Linkin Park when he screams and leaps off into the night. At the same time Jen is chilling at the Avengers mansion wondering what Bruce is doing.

The next day the Avengers get an alert that Hulk is tearing up Central Park.



I like that page, it reminds me of Jaws.

The rest of the Avengers show up but Jen wants to try and talk Bruce down first.





Well, that didn't work well. The Avengers attack and Vision notices something strange about Hulk's behavior. Wanda puts a mental whammy on him and forces him to transform back to Bruce.





And the fight is back on but Vision has discovered the true because he watches a lot of Animal Planet.







Jen decides to ahh....take one for the team.



Kong ain't got nothing on Hulk





And Hulk is dissed and dismissed.





Hulk doesn't react well to the "let's just be friends" speech.





Emo in 3..2..1!



This always cracks me up. Jen's almost-regret at not giving it up, Hulk's manly crying-leap and Vision's animal lecture!
Happy V-Day everyone! Don't bone your cousins!

Date: 2010-02-09 04:53 am (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
Interesting Family Fact: I have no male cousins, actually. All 20+ (including cousins-in-law) of the current generation are girls.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:56 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
I have a female cousin who's about 36. It's pretty strange, I've called her Aunt my whole life, so that just adds a nice layer of weirdness to it as well.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:03 am (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
When my second-oldest cousin had her baby (she was the first of us to start a family), she had a daughter. One of the other cousins sent flowers with a card kidding about "carrying on the trend". Though it would be kind of hilarious if the next generation turned out to be all girls, too.

SHE'S YOUR COUSIN!

Date: 2010-02-09 05:04 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
SHE'S YOUR AUNT!



SHE'S YOUR COUSIN *AND* YOUR AUNT!

Re: SHE'S YOUR COUSIN!

Date: 2010-02-09 05:09 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Wow, I'm glad I got to see a picture of Jack Nicholson post-coitus today. Man, I can go CONQUER this day now.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:13 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Dude, you treated us to a post of Gamma-powered would-be cousin-fucking. Be thankful I posted Jack back in his handsome days. :)

Date: 2010-02-09 05:33 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Don't remind me.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:36 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
WELL JERRY. HULK COME ON SHOW TO MARRY SHE HULK. CAN HULK GET ROUND OF APPLAUSE HERE!

Date: 2010-02-09 05:35 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Wait, why did dreamwidth tell me that this reply came from [personal profile] proteus_lives? GODDAMMIT, NOW MY JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:37 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Now it's just like all your other jokes then.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Date: 2010-02-09 05:39 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-02-09 05:57 am (UTC)
autumn_lily: jason todd (Default)
From: [personal profile] autumn_lily
I have a cousin (biologically) who is also my aunt (legally).

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