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proteus_lives ([personal profile] proteus_lives) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2010-02-08 22:50

A Valentine's Day request: Hulk Attempts to mate with She-Hulk

Greetings True Believers! I'm here to fulfill a request from box_in_the_box and it works even better since it's so close to V-Day. ;)

Every one knows that The Incredible Hulk wants to be left alone. But what happens when he doesn't want to be "alone" anymore? A certain jade-skinned lawyer better duck and cover! Enjoy....Sorta!



Suggested Tags: char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she-hulk/jennifer walters, group: avengers, title: hulk, publisher: marvel comics, creator: paul jenkins, creator: mark texiera, theme: incest



This annual tale is called "Basic Instinct". (clever!)

Hulk is hanging out at the test ground where he was born, missing Betty and Jarella, listening to Linkin Park when he screams and leaps off into the night. At the same time Jen is chilling at the Avengers mansion wondering what Bruce is doing.

The next day the Avengers get an alert that Hulk is tearing up Central Park.



I like that page, it reminds me of Jaws.

The rest of the Avengers show up but Jen wants to try and talk Bruce down first.





Well, that didn't work well. The Avengers attack and Vision notices something strange about Hulk's behavior. Wanda puts a mental whammy on him and forces him to transform back to Bruce.





And the fight is back on but Vision has discovered the true because he watches a lot of Animal Planet.







Jen decides to ahh....take one for the team.



Kong ain't got nothing on Hulk





And Hulk is dissed and dismissed.





Hulk doesn't react well to the "let's just be friends" speech.





Emo in 3..2..1!



This always cracks me up. Jen's almost-regret at not giving it up, Hulk's manly crying-leap and Vision's animal lecture!
Happy V-Day everyone! Don't bone your cousins!
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[personal profile] cleome45 2010-02-09 04:54 (UTC)(link)
I guess the fail is a stone, gathering moss as it rolls ever downhill.

Because mostly what I was thinking was, "Oh, Wanda. Put some damn clothes on!"
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[personal profile] cleome45 2010-02-09 05:09 (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!11
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[personal profile] punishermax 2010-02-09 05:14 (UTC)(link)
Cher's hair needs to be red and she'd be a dead ringer for Starfire's mom based on her hair there.
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[personal profile] cleome45 2010-02-09 05:14 (UTC)(link)
Great. Like my dreams aren't tortured enough these days.

You are SO off my Xmas card list!