scans_daily: A Valentine's Day request: Hulk Attempts to mate with She-Hulk

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@ 2010-02-08 10:50 pm UTC

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Entry tags:	char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she hulk/jennifer walters, creator: paul jenkins, group: avengers, publisher: marvel comics, theme: incest, title: hulk, title: incredible hulk

A Valentine's Day request: Hulk Attempts to mate with She-Hulk

Greetings True Believers! I'm here to fulfill a request from box_in_the_box and it works even better since it's so close to V-Day. ;)

Every one knows that The Incredible Hulk wants to be left alone. But what happens when he doesn't want to be "alone" anymore? A certain jade-skinned lawyer better duck and cover! Enjoy....Sorta!

Suggested Tags: char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she-hulk/jennifer walters, group: avengers, title: hulk, publisher: marvel comics, creator: paul jenkins, creator: mark texiera, theme: incest

This annual tale is called "Basic Instinct". (clever!)

Hulk is hanging out at the test ground where he was born, missing Betty and Jarella, listening to Linkin Park when he screams and leaps off into the night. At the same time Jen is chilling at the Avengers mansion wondering what Bruce is doing.

The next day the Avengers get an alert that Hulk is tearing up Central Park.

I like that page, it reminds me of Jaws.

The rest of the Avengers show up but Jen wants to try and talk Bruce down first.

Well, that didn't work well. The Avengers attack and Vision notices something strange about Hulk's behavior. Wanda puts a mental whammy on him and forces him to transform back to Bruce.

And the fight is back on but Vision has discovered the true because he watches a lot of Animal Planet.

Jen decides to ahh....take one for the team.

Kong ain't got nothing on Hulk

And Hulk is dissed and dismissed.

Hulk doesn't react well to the "let's just be friends" speech.

Emo in 3..2..1!

This always cracks me up. Jen's almost-regret at not giving it up, Hulk's manly crying-leap and Vision's animal lecture!
Happy V-Day everyone! Don't bone your cousins!

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	no subject mcity 2010-02-09 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Sweet mercy, Wizard wasn't exaggerating in the least. "...She's banner's friggin' cousin!" (Reply to this) (Thread) (Hide 6 comments) (Show 6 comments)

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box_in_the_box
2010-02-09 05:22 am UTC (link)

All we need now is to post select scans of Kevin Smith's Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do, or as I've come to think of it, Rape-Man/Rape Cat: The Rape That Rapists Rape, featuring a villain called (I shit you not) "Mister Brownstone," who almost rapes Black Cat, after having repeatedly raped his own brother (whom Smith briefly made into the next Mysterio, in spite of that character having no special effects skills and no defining characteristics other than a backstory full of brotherly rape), before a concluding flashback in which a pre-Black Cat Felicia Hardy is almost raped, but it turns out to merely be a close call, until OH NO WAIT SHE GETS RAPED AFTER ALL, which Smith retcons into being Felicia's motivation for becoming Black Cat in the first place.

TL;DR version: Rape.

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	no subject mcity 2010-02-09 05:25 am UTC (link)
	I don't see what Doctor Light has to do with any of this. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 1 comment) (Show 1 comment)

	no subject foxhack 2010-02-09 06:46 am UTC (link)
	He was executive consultant on the story, doncha know. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject auggie18 2010-02-09 05:26 am UTC (link)
	I liked the bits of that story that weren't rape-centric, though. Like Felicia singing Memories to torture girl-Scorpion and Spidey's "apology". (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject phosfate 2010-02-09 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	O_O DO NOT WANT! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject halloweenjack 2010-02-09 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's what's for dinner! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

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