proteus_lives: (Ron Swanson)proteus_lives ([personal profile] proteus_lives) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily,
@ 2010-02-08 10:50 pm UTC
Current location:Outer Dark
Entry tags:char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she hulk/jennifer walters, creator: paul jenkins, group: avengers, publisher: marvel comics, theme: incest, title: hulk, title: incredible hulk
Greetings True Believers! I'm here to fulfill a request from box_in_the_box and it works even better since it's so close to V-Day. ;)

Every one knows that The Incredible Hulk wants to be left alone. But what happens when he doesn't want to be "alone" anymore? A certain jade-skinned lawyer better duck and cover! Enjoy....Sorta!



Suggested Tags: char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she-hulk/jennifer walters, group: avengers, title: hulk, publisher: marvel comics, creator: paul jenkins, creator: mark texiera, theme: incest



This annual tale is called "Basic Instinct". (clever!)

Hulk is hanging out at the test ground where he was born, missing Betty and Jarella, listening to Linkin Park when he screams and leaps off into the night. At the same time Jen is chilling at the Avengers mansion wondering what Bruce is doing.

The next day the Avengers get an alert that Hulk is tearing up Central Park.



I like that page, it reminds me of Jaws.

The rest of the Avengers show up but Jen wants to try and talk Bruce down first.





Well, that didn't work well. The Avengers attack and Vision notices something strange about Hulk's behavior. Wanda puts a mental whammy on him and forces him to transform back to Bruce.





And the fight is back on but Vision has discovered the true because he watches a lot of Animal Planet.







Jen decides to ahh....take one for the team.



Kong ain't got nothing on Hulk





And Hulk is dissed and dismissed.





Hulk doesn't react well to the "let's just be friends" speech.





Emo in 3..2..1!



This always cracks me up. Jen's almost-regret at not giving it up, Hulk's manly crying-leap and Vision's animal lecture!
Happy V-Day everyone! Don't bone your cousins!


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box_in_the_box: (K-Box cartoon)

SHE'S YOUR COUSIN!


[personal profile] box_in_the_box
2010-02-09 05:04 am UTC (link)
SHE'S YOUR AUNT!



SHE'S YOUR COUSIN *AND* YOUR AUNT!

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proteus_lives: (Ron Swanson)

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[personal profile] proteus_lives
2010-02-09 05:09 am UTC (link)
Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.

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[personal profile] punishermax
2010-02-09 05:09 am UTC (link)
Wow, I'm glad I got to see a picture of Jack Nicholson post-coitus today. Man, I can go CONQUER this day now.

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box_in_the_box: (K-Box cartoon)


[personal profile] box_in_the_box
2010-02-09 05:13 am UTC (link)
Dude, you treated us to a post of Gamma-powered would-be cousin-fucking. Be thankful I posted Jack back in his handsome days. :)

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[personal profile] proteus_lives
2010-02-09 05:31 am UTC (link)
Side-note, Mark Millar picked this up as a thread in his Old Man Logan storyline.

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box_in_the_box: (K-Box cartoon)


[personal profile] box_in_the_box
2010-02-09 05:33 am UTC (link)
Don't remind me.

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[personal profile] punishermax
2010-02-09 05:36 am UTC (link)
WELL JERRY. HULK COME ON SHOW TO MARRY SHE HULK. CAN HULK GET ROUND OF APPLAUSE HERE!

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[personal profile] box_in_the_box
2010-02-09 05:35 am UTC (link)
Wait, why did dreamwidth tell me that this reply came from [personal profile] proteus_lives? GODDAMMIT, NOW MY JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.

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[personal profile] punishermax
2010-02-09 05:37 am UTC (link)
Now it's just like all your other jokes then.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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2010-02-09 05:39 am UTC (link)

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