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Greetings True Believers! I'm here to fulfill a request from box_in_the_box and it works even better since it's so close to V-Day. ;)

Every one knows that The Incredible Hulk wants to be left alone. But what happens when he doesn't want to be "alone" anymore? A certain jade-skinned lawyer better duck and cover! Enjoy....Sorta!



Suggested Tags: char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she-hulk/jennifer walters, group: avengers, title: hulk, publisher: marvel comics, creator: paul jenkins, creator: mark texiera, theme: incest



This annual tale is called "Basic Instinct". (clever!)

Hulk is hanging out at the test ground where he was born, missing Betty and Jarella, listening to Linkin Park when he screams and leaps off into the night. At the same time Jen is chilling at the Avengers mansion wondering what Bruce is doing.

The next day the Avengers get an alert that Hulk is tearing up Central Park.



I like that page, it reminds me of Jaws.

The rest of the Avengers show up but Jen wants to try and talk Bruce down first.





Well, that didn't work well. The Avengers attack and Vision notices something strange about Hulk's behavior. Wanda puts a mental whammy on him and forces him to transform back to Bruce.





And the fight is back on but Vision has discovered the true because he watches a lot of Animal Planet.







Jen decides to ahh....take one for the team.



Kong ain't got nothing on Hulk





And Hulk is dissed and dismissed.





Hulk doesn't react well to the "let's just be friends" speech.





Emo in 3..2..1!



This always cracks me up. Jen's almost-regret at not giving it up, Hulk's manly crying-leap and Vision's animal lecture!
Happy V-Day everyone! Don't bone your cousins!
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Date: 2010-02-09 04:48 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Trying to catalogue all the Fail in this issue would be like trying to count all the pixels on my computer screen.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:48 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
And that ladies and gentlemen was the day when The Incredible Hulk almost became a porn manga.

I also like how Tony just bolts at the end there.

"Yeah...uh you guys can handle that whole thing right? I'm uh...just gonna go chase after him....uh...meet you at Applebees"

Date: 2010-02-09 04:49 am (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
HUAGH. ::full body shudder of Ew:: I also blame this for making me look up whether that would be legal or not, because now I know that it IS legal in my state (but gay marriage isn't. hilarious).

Date: 2010-02-09 04:50 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Yeah, THIS is the reason you looked up whether it was legal suuuuuuuuuuure

Date: 2010-02-09 04:51 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Actually, though, here's one; She-Hulk, delivering a Mae West come-on line with a bleeding mouth and a black eye. DO NOT WANT.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:52 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Date: 2010-02-09 04:53 am (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
Interesting Family Fact: I have no male cousins, actually. All 20+ (including cousins-in-law) of the current generation are girls.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:53 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
"Hmmmm...how can I make this more sexist. Perhaps I could dress her in a maid outfit too." ~stares unblinkingly at Penthouse posters on wall~ ~eerie music plays~

Date: 2010-02-09 04:54 am (UTC)
foxhack: (Default)
From: [personal profile] foxhack
HULK NEEDS INTERNET ACCESS AND CREDIT CARD FOR PORN!

Date: 2010-02-09 04:54 am (UTC)
cleome45: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cleome45
I guess the fail is a stone, gathering moss as it rolls ever downhill.

Because mostly what I was thinking was, "Oh, Wanda. Put some damn clothes on!"

Date: 2010-02-09 04:56 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
I have a female cousin who's about 36. It's pretty strange, I've called her Aunt my whole life, so that just adds a nice layer of weirdness to it as well.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:56 am (UTC)
foxhack: (Default)
From: [personal profile] foxhack
Also,

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p388/proteus_lives/Scan11493.jpg

Jeez, Wanda, could you stick out your butt any further?

Please?

Date: 2010-02-09 04:56 am (UTC)
mcity: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mcity
Sweet mercy, Wizard wasn't exaggerating in the least. "...She's banner's friggin' cousin!"

Date: 2010-02-09 04:57 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
To be fair, their entire combat strategy seems to consist of OKAY EVERYBODY LET'S EACH HIT HIM IN TURN LIKE THE FACELESS HENCHMEN IN A CHUCK NORRIS FILM, because when you're going up against the Hulk, relying almost exclusively upon physical strength is surely the best way to go. Next up, I think I'll try to defeat Reed Richards by beating him in a math contest.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:58 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Is she wearing Christmas style panties there?

Garth Marenghi, is that you?

Date: 2010-02-09 04:59 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box


I KNOW WRITERS WHO USE SUBTEXT AND THEY'RE ALL COWARDS

Date: 2010-02-09 05:00 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
This was a pretty weird episode of Dawson's Creek you guys.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:03 am (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
When my second-oldest cousin had her baby (she was the first of us to start a family), she had a daughter. One of the other cousins sent flowers with a card kidding about "carrying on the trend". Though it would be kind of hilarious if the next generation turned out to be all girls, too.

SHE'S YOUR COUSIN!

Date: 2010-02-09 05:04 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
SHE'S YOUR AUNT!



SHE'S YOUR COUSIN *AND* YOUR AUNT!

Re: Garth Marenghi, is that you?

Date: 2010-02-09 05:06 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH4_mZh-bj8

Why won't she be mine?

I wish I was more attractive.....like Tony

Still one can only dream.....

Date: 2010-02-09 05:08 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
HULK ONLY ONE-TRACK LOVER

Date: 2010-02-09 05:09 am (UTC)
cleome45: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cleome45
YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!11

Date: 2010-02-09 05:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] team_mummy
last scan is hilarious! "Hulk fly nao!"
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