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Greetings True Believers! I'm here to fulfill a request from box_in_the_box and it works even better since it's so close to V-Day. ;)

Every one knows that The Incredible Hulk wants to be left alone. But what happens when he doesn't want to be "alone" anymore? A certain jade-skinned lawyer better duck and cover! Enjoy....Sorta!



Suggested Tags: char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she-hulk/jennifer walters, group: avengers, title: hulk, publisher: marvel comics, creator: paul jenkins, creator: mark texiera, theme: incest



This annual tale is called "Basic Instinct". (clever!)

Hulk is hanging out at the test ground where he was born, missing Betty and Jarella, listening to Linkin Park when he screams and leaps off into the night. At the same time Jen is chilling at the Avengers mansion wondering what Bruce is doing.

The next day the Avengers get an alert that Hulk is tearing up Central Park.



I like that page, it reminds me of Jaws.

The rest of the Avengers show up but Jen wants to try and talk Bruce down first.





Well, that didn't work well. The Avengers attack and Vision notices something strange about Hulk's behavior. Wanda puts a mental whammy on him and forces him to transform back to Bruce.





And the fight is back on but Vision has discovered the true because he watches a lot of Animal Planet.







Jen decides to ahh....take one for the team.



Kong ain't got nothing on Hulk





And Hulk is dissed and dismissed.





Hulk doesn't react well to the "let's just be friends" speech.





Emo in 3..2..1!



This always cracks me up. Jen's almost-regret at not giving it up, Hulk's manly crying-leap and Vision's animal lecture!
Happy V-Day everyone! Don't bone your cousins!

Date: 2010-02-09 04:48 am (UTC)
box_in_the_box: (Default)
From: [personal profile] box_in_the_box
Trying to catalogue all the Fail in this issue would be like trying to count all the pixels on my computer screen.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:48 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
And that ladies and gentlemen was the day when The Incredible Hulk almost became a porn manga.

I also like how Tony just bolts at the end there.

"Yeah...uh you guys can handle that whole thing right? I'm uh...just gonna go chase after him....uh...meet you at Applebees"

Date: 2010-02-09 04:49 am (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
HUAGH. ::full body shudder of Ew:: I also blame this for making me look up whether that would be legal or not, because now I know that it IS legal in my state (but gay marriage isn't. hilarious).

Date: 2010-02-09 04:54 am (UTC)
foxhack: (Default)
From: [personal profile] foxhack
HULK NEEDS INTERNET ACCESS AND CREDIT CARD FOR PORN!

Date: 2010-02-09 04:54 am (UTC)
cleome45: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cleome45
I guess the fail is a stone, gathering moss as it rolls ever downhill.

Because mostly what I was thinking was, "Oh, Wanda. Put some damn clothes on!"

Date: 2010-02-09 04:56 am (UTC)
mcity: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mcity
Sweet mercy, Wizard wasn't exaggerating in the least. "...She's banner's friggin' cousin!"

Date: 2010-02-09 05:00 am (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
This was a pretty weird episode of Dawson's Creek you guys.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:09 am (UTC)
team_mummy: (Default)
From: [personal profile] team_mummy
last scan is hilarious! "Hulk fly nao!"

Date: 2010-02-09 05:22 am (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
The sad thing is, near the beginning, I was all "Yay! Look at Wanda! She's being a smart and effective leader! She even turned Hulk back into Bruce!"

Then it all fell to sadness and poo.

Date: 2010-02-09 05:25 am (UTC)
mullon: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mullon
That was creepy and pointless.

Date: 2010-02-09 06:25 am (UTC)
just_kazari: (Default)
From: [personal profile] just_kazari
PON FARR.

Excellent.

Date: 2010-02-09 06:36 am (UTC)
aaron_bourque: default (Default)
From: [personal profile] aaron_bourque
Paul Jenkins

Man, that guy is seriously going through all the good cred on his Spider-Man issues faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast.

Date: 2010-02-09 07:23 am (UTC)
selke: (Default)
From: [personal profile] selke
...what the ever loving hell is this?

Date: 2010-02-09 10:12 am (UTC)
darkblade: (Default)
From: [personal profile] darkblade
Due to the wonders of comicbook time this is only a few years before the shitstorm that is Leob's Hulk and a full gammit of other gamma mutants for him to bone that probably aren't cousins.

Date: 2010-02-09 10:33 am (UTC)
iondan: (Default)
From: [personal profile] iondan
(Insert low temperature related nipple joke here) first panel page6.

Date: 2010-02-09 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tahngarth.livejournal.com
Yeah, this is one of the worst Marvel comics ever made. It's right up there with Avengers #200 (and I don't say that lightly). Paul Jenkins, what have you done?

The sad thing is that Jenkins gave Wanda more credit in this story (as auggie18 commented) than she ever got from... certain other writers. But it's also kind of undermined by the stripperific costumes and poses. Why is she jutting her ass at us so aggressively?

All I have to say to this is:

Date: 2010-02-09 12:16 pm (UTC)
halialkers: Raven in Blue hood, glowing white eyes, right hand with palm stretched upward (Default)
From: [personal profile] halialkers
"King Kong ain't got shit on Hulk!"

Date: 2010-02-09 04:04 pm (UTC)
shanejayell: (Default)
From: [personal profile] shanejayell
*head desk*

Just NO.

Date: 2010-02-09 08:25 pm (UTC)
joasakura: (Default)
From: [personal profile] joasakura
Well, goddamn.

that's some brain cells I'll never get back.
:shudders: Ick.

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