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...I'll just be over here barfing at the handling of Ororo and Emma this entire group shot on the promo image/cover for May's Astonishing X-Men: Xenogenesis miniseries. Image behind the cut.





So, apparently, Storm felt the need to prove that she's one of the heroines who wears a bra, and her new workout regimen has given her hips that could cut tomatoes, while all of Emma's organs migrated into her ass, causing it to hang out from under her new costume.



Tags: char: armor/hisako ichiki, char: beast/hank mccoy, char: cyclops/scott summers, char: storm/ororo, char: white queen/emma frost, char: wolverine/logan/james howlett, creator: kaare andrews (I think, they've got this one credited for the series, but I don't know about covers), in-joke: anatomy does not work that way, in-joke: nothing works that way, team: x-men, title: astonishing x-men.
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Date: 2010-02-16 01:57 am (UTC)
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (gun)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
LERN 2 ANATOMY, N00B!

Date: 2010-02-16 01:58 am (UTC)
fungo_squiggly: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fungo_squiggly
Oh god, why!?

Date: 2010-02-16 02:01 am (UTC)
seriousfic: (www.Oracle.AAAAAAANGST)
From: [personal profile] seriousfic
Oh God, Logan's arms are MADE of tumors!

Date: 2010-02-16 02:04 am (UTC)
nezchan: From Super Friends (heh)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
Well damn, how's he gonna help Scott put both his dislocated shoulders back in place, then?

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Date: 2010-02-16 02:02 am (UTC)
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If this is Kaare Andrews, he's really gone downhill.

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Date: 2010-02-16 02:03 am (UTC)
crinos: (Default)
From: [personal profile] crinos
Whose the girl riding around in the red Yellow Devil clone?

Date: 2010-02-16 02:05 am (UTC)
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (Default)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
Armor, although it looks like she can only manifest cherry Jell-O now.

Date: 2010-02-16 02:04 am (UTC)
bluefall: Starbuck looking unimpressed (what the frak)
From: [personal profile] bluefall
Um.

Whut?

Date: 2010-02-16 02:54 am (UTC)
cleome45: (flight1)
From: [personal profile] cleome45
MY BEAUTIFUL EYYYYYYYYYES!!!

Date: 2010-02-16 02:07 am (UTC)
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (gun)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
So since when it Emma only 4' tall? She barely comes up to Scott's chest in platforms here.

And man, that's one lumpy ass.

Date: 2010-02-16 02:11 am (UTC)
pyrotwilight: (Default)
From: [personal profile] pyrotwilight
I. What. OH GOD. MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ.

Date: 2010-02-16 02:11 am (UTC)
birdofprey: (Default)
From: [personal profile] birdofprey
...

Yikes.

Date: 2010-02-16 02:12 am (UTC)
dorksidefiker: (Default)
From: [personal profile] dorksidefiker
Do. Not. Want.

Date: 2010-02-16 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] taggerung301
<see icon for reaction

Date: 2010-02-16 02:17 am (UTC)
nezchan: From Spirou et Fantasio a Tokyo (spirou facepalm)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
< Agreed.

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Date: 2010-02-16 02:13 am (UTC)
la_fono: Miranda eyeing up Andrea's cleavage, with the caption "...nice rack" (nice rack)
From: [personal profile] la_fono
Sooooo, both Ororo and Emma have floor-length hair. And no internal organs. >.o

Date: 2010-02-16 02:13 am (UTC)
northstarfan: (Default)
From: [personal profile] northstarfan
So have artists just given up on whether or not Beast is supposed to be all Vincent now?

Also, I'm wondering if that bra was added as an afterthought.

Date: 2010-02-16 02:29 am (UTC)
nezchan: Hoyou, unimpressed (bleh)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
Not sure why she needs a bra anyhow, when she can just get an invisible shelf like Emma's got. Seriously, her boob is drawn like it's sitting on a solid object, WTF?

Date: 2010-02-16 02:16 am (UTC)
sarno001: (Steph BG - whoops)
From: [personal profile] sarno001
Clearly someone has never seen the female body. Or the male...?

Date: 2010-02-16 02:17 am (UTC)
darkblade: (Default)
From: [personal profile] darkblade
So I scrolled down to avoid prolonged exposure to the horror and noticed that Scott is just kind of floating there. He doesn't have any feet.

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Date: 2010-02-16 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zordboy
Um, what?

Date: 2010-02-16 02:22 am (UTC)
aaron_bourque: default (Default)
From: [personal profile] aaron_bourque
I'll just be over here barfing at the handling of
everyone in this shot

And I'll be joining you.

Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque; Jesus Christ, Emma's in high heels and she's STILL SHORTER THAN LOGAN WTF???

Date: 2010-02-16 02:30 am (UTC)
yaseen101: (Default)
From: [personal profile] yaseen101

.........................

kkkkekekekkekeahahahahahahahahahahhhahhahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhahahahahahhhhahhhahahahahahhhhhaaaaaaaaahhahhahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaheheheheheheehehheheehhehahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhhhaha......

(continues for another 2 hours)

Date: 2010-02-16 02:56 am (UTC)
cleome45: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cleome45
You're always so reticent. Nobody can ever tell what you're thinking.

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Date: 2010-02-16 02:31 am (UTC)
kintotech: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kintotech
...That's Emma? She doesn't even look like the same character, to say nothing of the epic anatomy failing everywhere o_O

Date: 2010-02-16 02:32 am (UTC)
ravenous_raven: Marvel's Athena saying "Ew" ("Ew")
From: [personal profile] ravenous_raven
< Yeah, this.










Though I do have to say, passing over the highly impractical length for the girls, I rather like the texture of Emma and Storm's hair and Beast's fur.

But that's it.

Date: 2010-02-16 02:36 am (UTC)
robogeek: (Snark)
From: [personal profile] robogeek
They could have let Storm finish putting on her shirt....

Y'know, if you squint a bit, it looks like Scott is sitting on Hank's shoulders.

Date: 2010-02-16 02:39 am (UTC)
nezchan: From Super Friends (heh)
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GIDDYAP!

Date: 2010-02-16 02:38 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] neo_prodigy
WHO IN THE HELL LET ROB LIEFELD ON X-MEN?!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2010-02-16 02:43 am (UTC)
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I'm looking at this and wondering if Liefeld wouldn't be an improvement.

...I need to go lie down.

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OH GOD

Date: 2010-02-16 02:41 am (UTC)
angel_negra: Guardian says 'OMG!' (OMG)
From: [personal profile] angel_negra
WHHYYYYYYYYYY??? *cries*

Also, how the hell did BEAST get to be the only one drawn properly. (Ok, except for the teeny head.)

Re: OH GOD

Date: 2010-02-16 07:44 pm (UTC)
khamelea: (Default)
From: [personal profile] khamelea
Beast is supposed to look monstrous.

Re: OH GOD

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Date: 2010-02-16 02:44 am (UTC)
kamino_neko: Tedd from El Goonish Shive. Drawn by Dan Shive, coloured by Kamino Neko. (Default)
From: [personal profile] kamino_neko
Aside from the anatomical strangeness, the costume designs are atrocious. For Storm and Emma, anyway...Scott's is just bland...Armor's OK. Wolvie's fine, and we don't see enough of Beast's to say...but Storm and Emma need work.

The real problem with Storm is that the basics of the design could work, but...somehow it doesn't.

I dunno about Armour

Date: 2010-02-16 02:53 am (UTC)
angel_negra: Impulse: head+wall (Headwall)
From: [personal profile] angel_negra
Maybe if Armour gave Peter Parker (from Spiderman 3) his emo!bang back, and got some actual musculature going, it could work well for her.

What's killing Storm's for me is the starving African child/anorexic look she's got going. The costume almost works, but the waistline is what distracts you and kills the look.

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Date: 2010-02-16 02:55 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] crabby_lioness
I haven't had to say this since the days of Jim Lee and Liefeld, but that art is too ugly for me to buy the book.

Date: 2010-02-16 09:33 am (UTC)
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What's wrong with Jim Lee?

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