Mr. T and the T-Force Issues #3-5

[ashez2ashes.insanejournal.com]

There are two types of people in the world: people with souls and people who do not like Mr. T. True Fact.

Previously on Mr. T and the T-Force: Mr. T fought a 10 foot tall Incan warrior and battled a tentacle monster in his mind!


A few weeks ago, I promised you Mr. T and the T-Force Issue #3. Unfortunately, the later issues changed creative teams and the comic became 98% less cracktacular. Several times, they try to be all serious and stuff, boooo. Still, there's a little crack to be had. Especially if taken completley out of context!


Mr. T's gold chains shine with their own inner light. Most likely because they are suffused with pure justice.





In issue 3 Mr. T fights a drug lord and his minions who are armed with... KILLDOZER!











Mr. T dispatches the drug lord and his minions... with science! Stay in school kids and you too could set people on fire in the name of justice!





A short bit from Issue 3's letter's page:



Mr. T on the home shopping network! What the... Aww, I can't find a clip! Youtube you have forsaken me! Oh well, here's Mr. T's flavorwave informercial.




Even while mowing the lawn, Mr. T is hardcore.





Mr. T can throw Chi blasts. True fact.






He also operates his own phone se--err I mean help line.




Finally, in the Mr.T annual we have Mr. T vs... Man-Spoiler?!





Heh, just kidding that doesn't really resemble--





Holy crap! Steph, what did you do to yourself?! I know you're trying to compete with Conner for Tim's love but that's going too far!


Tune in Next time When: Actually, there won't be any more Mr. T and the T-Force from me... but tune in next time for... Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos!

Comments

[pyrotwilight.insanejournal.com]

Mr. T. Retconned as living on Earth-11?!

[espanolbot.insanejournal.com]

Does that mean that Mr T is a woman in the regular DC universe?

[volksjager.insanejournal.com]

Wasn't This Neal Adam's compnay That put this out ??

[ashez2ashes.insanejournal.com]

The creative team changed after issue 2, in which several different artist/writing teams worked on different issues... I was just too lazy to put in tags for all of them.

[volksjager.insanejournal.com]

So Thats a yes ??? Neal Adams once dumped a sprite on my at he NYCC.

[ashez2ashes.insanejournal.com]

If he's the owner of Now Comics, then sure... buuuut he didn't have any creative input in issues 3+.

[ashtoreth.insanejournal.com]

He dumped it on your what? Was he being a celebrity dick? Or just a clumsy oaf?

[volksjager.insanejournal.com]

It was an acciden. He was buying it at one of the overpriced concessions. he spun around quickly and dumped i all over me. He was sorry gave me a sketch for it. I was dressed as powergirl,it was suggested he was trying to see my nipples...

[jkcarrier.insanejournal.com]

Adams (and his studio) worked on the first couple of issues, but he didn't publish it. Now Comics was the publisher.

[xlineartx.insanejournal.com]

It's Steph's real father! Unfortunately he's also a crappy villain. Sucks!

[filbypott.insanejournal.com]

Chi blasts... or T blasts?

[filbypott.insanejournal.com]

Fact: In 1985, Mister T got in a fight with Chuck Norris. This was later known as the Crisis on Infinite Earths.

This is great Jibba-Jabba!

[proteus_lives.insanejournal.com]

Have you read Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T?

It's a comedy I flipped through in Borders one day and it is side-splitting!

One of my faves: "Why are there four horsemen of the apocalypse? Because Mr. T intends to WALK."

Re: This is great Jibba-Jabba!

[ashez2ashes.insanejournal.com]

*gasp* SOMEONE MUST POST THAT!

[ashtoreth.insanejournal.com]

..That villain looks like the Wraith, Brian DeWolff.

[arrlaari.livejournal.com (from insanejournal.com)]

In that first panel, I was sure that Mr. T's camera was a gun. I was all like "oh, Sobek comics" but then I realized it was a camera holy shit that is awesome.

[foxhack.insanejournal.com]

Holy Genderbending, Batman!

WORST CASE POSSIBLE AIEEEEEEEEE

[zegim.insanejournal.com]

This fills me with joy. T-Joy.

[darklorelei.insanejournal.com]

I love the credits. "MR T - Star ; Creative Director"