A little rebutt-al. Yup, more Grayson bootie! (and others, I can be magnanimous)

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A couple of scans I meant to include in my last post, featuring the work of Phil Jimenez

Starting with this shot from Infinite Crisis, where Brother Eye's orbiting camera's clearly share a certain empathy with it's creator's habits...



Click below for the most wonderfully gratuitous shot of them all....

Here we see the perfect fantasy of Bette "Flamebird" Kane in JLA/Titans #2. For her, ONE Dick Grayson in a Robin costume isn't enough, and why SHOULD she settle after all, when instead of one Teen Wonder, she can have FIVE?!



So is that beding over Robin picking up a misplaced tennis ball, or is that the target she's trying to hit on... Actually considering Bette's obsessive tendencies about Dick, I suppose we should be happy she settled for a slightly voyeuristic game of tennis and not anything more... carnal.

And just to show I CAN see others as having superior posteriors.... From the same issue fof JLA Titans, may I present Wally West and Orion of the New Gods...





And purely for kicks, in another thread, discussing Mr Graysons wardrobe, we jested briefly about how much more effective Dick would be if he only wore a thong, and that got us on to discussing his getting a power ring (Which of course he couldn't get in In Blackest Night despite just about EVERYONE else getting one). Green was considered (since we know he would have been a contender for Abin Sur's ring if he'd been old enough) as was Blue, since Dick really does embody the concept of hope better than any other Batclan member. But of course, we all know that for him, another possibility exists...

So with apologies to George Perez and my usual half hour hack job with a paint program, may I present

Dick Grayson, Star Sapphire!


I realise I could have located the sapphire to a more... genitalia focussed area, but I like the idea that Dick would view the symbol of his new role as something to be worn like the Batlogo or the S-shield...

And speaking of which, this is clearly not the first time that they tried to recruit Dick (and Jimmy Olsen, of all people), as you'll see from this old World's Finest cover. Clearly their respective father figures don't approve!



tags: char: robin/nightwing/dick grayson, char: flamebird/bette kane, char: flash/kid flash/wally west, char: orion, creator: phil jimenez, creator: curt swan, creator: george perez, series: gratuitous butt-shot week, title: world's finest, title: jla/the titans, group: star sapphires

Comments

[jelly_ace]

Batman already has one of those plans, being a crazy prepared bad-ass, of course. The simulation is already in the Bat-computer, hidden in the "Arkham Asylum Stool Analysis Results" folder.

[supergirl]

He wrote it for purely academic reasons, of course.

[jelly_ace]

Of course. Such a fine mind needs constant stimulation, after all.