The thighs have it. This is the rebuttal!

[benicio127]

Apparently there's this little debate going on about Boy Wonder behinds and thighs.

It all started with this thread. Then I posted something about Jason Todd's behind and thighs here andicon_uk replied in kind on Mr. Sexy Ass Dick Grayson here and here, withficticons jumping into the melee with some awesome stuff here on Tim Drake and Jason.

So I had to consult my adorkable friend, theminiwheat, who's an expert on all things Jason and his body parts, to get her help on what to include here. I included one piece of fan art, the rest are all comic images. Fan art may be a little nsfw due to gore.
So hopefully now THIS rests my case. ;-)
Enjoy!




Jason as Batman on Earth-15... check out those thighs!




Even though I hated Battle for the Cowl, Tony Daniel did draw pretty pictures.




From Gotham Knights 43. Smoking in pixie boots!



From Nightwing Year One.... His thighs actually seem OVER muscled here.



From the Cult. There is probably almost no greater panel in comics than Robin bitch-slapping Batman and telling him to "Settle down!"






You know your eyes went right to his crotch. THEN the thighs. ;-)
From Robin 177, IIRC



This is a ridiculous pose. But the thighs! From Countdown: Gotham by Gaslight



Yeaaaah!
From Outsiders 44



From Countdown. Forerunner stands/straddles the thighs.




From Teen Titans 29. The thighs in canary yellow tights. Standing over Tim, who's kneeling over... and the slash just writes itself, really.



Speaking of thighs and Tim... From Hush.



As Red Robin...




And looking very very angry!!! kicking the Joker. From Under the Hood vol. 2





Fan art by Saint Yak found here http://saintyak.deviantart.com/art/Bat-is-DEAD-25-153878191

Suggested tags: char: robin/red hood/jason todd, creator: jim starlin, creator: chuck dixon, creator: judd winick, creator: fabian nicieza, creator: scotty beatty, creator: tony daniel, creator: jim lee, creator: jeph loeb, series: gratuitous butt shot week

Comments

[theanswer]

I prefer his new Red Hood costume.

[benicio127]

The superhero one? It's interesting. I don't like it as much as the Red Hood one Winick and Doug Mahnke designed. That one just has this... malevolence behind it.

[darkeyedresolve]

These were good and definitely like his original back from the dead outfit...with the helmet, domino mask, and casual wear....

[sistermagpie]

He just looks great in the Red Hood outfits with the jacket and the pants! But it's great to think of those original little bare legs growing up to fill those jeans!

[morgana006]

Can I just say?

I love it when this community is utterly ridiculous.

[benicio127]

Oh, me too!

This is some of us at our most ridiculous. Probably.
But I love it.

[icon_uk]

You mean you're NOT taking this seriously?

You wound me!

;)

[benicio127]

Oh wait... I mean I'm toooootally taking this seriously. ;-)

[irrelevant]

Mmm, my morning just got infinitely better.

Thighs, what? *blank look*

[saralakali]

Standing prostrate over Tim...

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

(I'm not sure what you meant to say, either. Akimbo, maybe?)

[benicio127]

Yeah, prostrate technically means more flat than how Jason actually is standing in that scan.

Yeah, I'll edit that later. Thanks.

[pallas_athena]

What you probably meant was "standing with his prostate over Tim." Right?

[roibenrye]

I love this community so much.

Bwahahahah

[cloud_wolf]

*wolf whistle* I'm certainly convinced of the superiority of Jason's amazing and huge thighs. I'm sure the other Robins can forgive me.

[3goodtimes]

Yup. Sorry, but Jason wins the thigh award in my book. Nom nom.

[icon_uk]

Sorry, nice try, but whilst those ARE nice thighs, I remain... unconvinced. ;)

[benicio127]

Ha! Thanks <3 ....At least others have been convinced. ;-)

[softestbullet]

The Cult page: holy shit. That is AMAZINGLY KINKY.

[nezchan]

That just makes a wonderful contextless scan, doesn't it?

[softestbullet]

Indeed!

[zordboy]

Batman in chains being slapped by an underage boy?

Honesly, what's kinky about that? ;)

[jelly_ace]

Keeping that in mind...*offs to reread copy of The Cult*

[benicio127]

See? Another reason why it's one of the greatest pages in comic book history!

[nezchan]

While there's some very...compelling arguments there, I must say that the Nightwing Year One scan hurts your case. Those thighs, I'd say, qualify more as "stringy" than "delectable", which clearly isn't a winning argument.

I remain unconvinced, and would need to see more evidence either way before making a firm decision.

[benicio127]

I have no naked pictures of Jason to show you, nezchan. However, there are some shirtless...

[nezchan]

I seek the truth, wherever it may be uncovered!

[lipsofpoison]

I do appreciate the thighs of steel.

[lyraeinne]

Alas I am not convinced, but that's not to say the evidence wasn't veeerry to look at. :P

For all that many of the Bat-artists in the 80s did their best to make Jason virtually indistinguishable from Dick, over time I think he's gained a slightly thicker muscle tone and a blockier physique overall than either of the other boys. Which makes sense to me, given that Dick's early training pretty much necessitated being leaner and bendier, while Jason's was more unconventional and probably required more raw physical strength. If that makes any sense at all. Heh

[lyraeinne]

NICE. It was very NICE to look at.

I'm guessing it's a bad sign when whole words start falling out of my sentences...

[pepperspray101]

Naw, that was my thought too. Jason's built like a tank and Dick is not. XD; I don't remember which one, but one of DC's encyclopedias even listed Jason as being taller than Dick. Funny enough, I think Jason fits the Batman suit best. He will probably have Bruce's big body physique when he gets older. Whereas Dick is probably done with all his growing and sorta seems like a smaller/leaner Batman...)

[pepperspray101]

*cackles* I love this so much. :3 and hey, no pics of happy jumping Robin from UTH? I remember lending the graphic novels to my friend and him being all bothered and asking, "why's he gotta jump and spread his legs like that all over the place?" XD XD XD

[shelleymaree]

Okay seriously. There's no way Grayson has the better thighs. Ass, yes. That thing is like a bubble. Except rock hard. A rock hard bubble.

And J's thighs? Massive. Seriously. They are in your face and HUGE. That man does some serious Stair Master.

Also, that last picture freaks the hell out of me. For the record.

[benicio127]

Whaaaat? I found that picture just for you!!! *poutpoutpout*


Yeah, it really is freaky-deaky

[shelleymaree]

I never said it wasn't badass! Just that it was scary.

But I guess we should be used to Jason cutting off heads now.

[benicio127]

You know if I could choose just one head that Jason should be cutting off...

Well. I think you know where I'm going with this. XP

[shelleymaree]

I probably do ....considering I was going to put "They are in your face and HUGE (and you want them in your face, amirite? ;D"

But decided to not be creepy tonight. And then you made me. :P

[benicio127]

But it's so easy to enable you!

It's like taking candy from a baby. Or, to be a bigger nerd, like shooting a rocket at Black Mask.

[shelleymaree]

Oh pshaw! This may be true, but admit it. If it wasn't for me and my awesome(borderlinecreepy) fangirling.... you would've never had made this post. :P

<3

-tt-

[benicio127]

Yeah! It's true, I needed your help finding the right thigh pictures. *nodnod*

Baby, without you, I would be nothing.

also icons!

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[shelleymaree]

Anytime, darling. Anytime.

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[benicio127]

......I'm not sure how I feel about that icon.