Secret Six adorableness

[3goodtimes]

Are you an immortal crime lord in need of a caring and reasonably priced childcare provider? Has your son or daughter's attempted patricide put a slump in your relationship? Want some relief? Well, look no further, because now there's Rent-a-Bane.

Here at Rent-A-Bane, we respect same sex relationships.


We know what your child needs.


We help maintain healthy diets!


Of course, nap time is a must.


We'll risk anything to do the job right! Stabbings? No problem!



Torture and mutilation? Sure thing!

We're just that dedicated.

So entrust your kids to us today.

Our commitment to your little ones is matched only by our love of vengeance and draining spinal fluid.

All of the above scans (save the last one which I believe is from #9) are from various issues collected in Secret Six: Unhinged. I can't wait until Depths comes out in April! I've already got it pre-ordered and I'm ridiculously excited about it.

Here's another favorite scene of mine from #10. Bane wakes up from a nightmare.






The next day...


random Catman in his underpants

Mmm... Floyd eyecandy.

Fanartist can be found here. I think I might do a Ragdoll greatest hits next time.

Comments

[rhythmbandit]

"Yes Hello... I'd like to Rent A Bane for my daughter Talia. She keeps trying to 'get it on' with my arch-nemesis. They already popped out one demon-child and I'd like to prevent any more."

[da_reap]

Oh, if only...

They did a whole THING with potential romance between Talia and Bane, with Bane learning several of Ra's Al Ghul's secrets and slaughtering all his guards before getting taken by Ra's himself in a profoundly awesome way. Plenty of parallels between the two of them, and he Ra's even claimed that Bane was the perfect man for his daughter (who had stopped liking him by now)...

I really wish I knew how that story ended.

[rhythmbandit]

Huh, that's interestin. I wonder what her reaction was to Bane, the man who almost killed the man she loved.

[da_reap]

Well, mind you, I got this story from scans in S_D of old (part of the whole 'Rumble in Gotham' series of posts that were SOOO good), but as I recollect it Talia and Bane met while hunting the same person for different reasons. And they seemed to hit it off. Sexy fun times, Bane gradually fell for her, she didn't seem to like that her dad approved of him, she cut things off and called him a beast... Honestly, Talia's gradual distaste for Bane was like the only weak point of the story. They never gave a real reason why she stopped liking him.

But the rest of the story was so damn good that I can overlook it.

[rhythmbandit]

I vaguely remember the Rumble in Gotham posts! I guess she has some daddy issues, or maybe she only likes his arch-enemies.

[da_reap]

Hey, Bane KNOWS daddy issues. Between his own and Talia's (LOVE the story where Bane thought his father was Thomas Wayne for awhile), no wonder he could start up Rent-A-Bane! :D

[rhythmbandit]

True that!