Secret Six adorableness

[3goodtimes]

Are you an immortal crime lord in need of a caring and reasonably priced childcare provider? Has your son or daughter's attempted patricide put a slump in your relationship? Want some relief? Well, look no further, because now there's Rent-a-Bane.

Here at Rent-A-Bane, we respect same sex relationships.


We know what your child needs.


We help maintain healthy diets!


Of course, nap time is a must.


We'll risk anything to do the job right! Stabbings? No problem!



Torture and mutilation? Sure thing!

We're just that dedicated.

So entrust your kids to us today.

Our commitment to your little ones is matched only by our love of vengeance and draining spinal fluid.

All of the above scans (save the last one which I believe is from #9) are from various issues collected in Secret Six: Unhinged. I can't wait until Depths comes out in April! I've already got it pre-ordered and I'm ridiculously excited about it.

Here's another favorite scene of mine from #10. Bane wakes up from a nightmare.






The next day...


random Catman in his underpants

Mmm... Floyd eyecandy.

Fanartist can be found here. I think I might do a Ragdoll greatest hits next time.

Comments

[shanejayell]

One of the stranger yet interesting bits of Secret Six. :)

[proteus_lives]

Bane and Scandal are BFFs for life!

Seriously, they have one of the most fucked-up and sweetest relationships in comics.

[shadowpsykie]

God, Gail has such a great grasp of characters.

she is my goddess

and the men are sexy :)

[perletwo]

Is the hostage in the ice cream truck that Tarantula chick from Nightwing? If it is, what's she doing there and please tell me they eff'ed her up real good before they let her go?

[jelly_ace]

Awwww. The first image is so cute.

You should also put up the ones where Bane interrogates Scandal's date. He's such a dad.

[falseaesop]

But you left out the hilarious "Father from hell pre date interview" Bane gave to one of Scandal's ladyfolk dates.

[x5455]

I think I'm in love with Bane!

I *heart* Scandal/Bane's relationship. It's like a contradiction of the violence that each of them is capable of and yet they are so sweet and caring towards one another.

Also, Bane needs to be naked more often. A LOT more often.

[kingrockwell]

When I first started reading S6, the last thing I expected was that I'd love the hell out of Bane, but he's just great. Shame he's been such a dick lately.

[sweettart1823]

Aaw, Bane, who's a little cuddle bunny. You are, yes, you are <3~

on another note Ragdoll I LOVE that guy.

[rhythmbandit]

"Yes Hello... I'd like to Rent A Bane for my daughter Talia. She keeps trying to 'get it on' with my arch-nemesis. They already popped out one demon-child and I'd like to prevent any more."

[thebigapricot]

Really, when Vandal Savage is your dad, having Bane as father figure is a huge step up. I love Scandal's boxers, someone had an icon of that at one time, I wish I had grabbed it.

[midnightvoyager]

...The page with the little blond girl is ADORABLE. I can haz context?

[taggerung301]

I was just thinking about posting these kinda scenes - I just got all of secret six to read, and it is simply FANTASTIC

I love over-protecting daddy Bane

[jaclynhyde]

I read this post and suddenly I'm putting Secret Six and Birds of Prey on my pull list. Dammit, Gail Simone, I don't have the money for this!

[falseaesop]

Wait I just noticed this. Scandal having been sitting on a man's toilet... when she got up was considerate enough to leave the seat UP for him.

Nice odd little touch contrasted with the old joke of how men always forget to put the seat down.

[bradhanon]

Wow, a chance on S_D to put away the slash goggles and dig out my old ageplay-tinted kink goggles.

...hey, they still work!

[rickperry]

mmm naked bane!