One panel from the Savage Sword of Conan: Completely and gloriously out of context.

[proteus_lives]

Greetings True Believers! This panel from the Savage Sword of Conan #17 makes me laugh. Forget Dr. Drew or Ann Landers, if you need relationship advice or tips on dealing with wenches, you go to Conan of Cimmeria by Crom!

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char: conan the barbarian
title: the savage sword of conan
publisher: marvel comics
creator: roy thomas
creator: john buscema
creator: alfredo alcala






So Conan believes that women aren't real until you've spanked them.

Hmmm, I believe his theory merits further investigation. ;)

Comments

[karthzon.livejournal.com]

The entire thing is lifted from one of Howard's original Conan stories, you know. Including that line. As far as Conan's women go, I still find Valeria the best (I have no idea if the story involving her, Red Nails, ever got made into a comic), but Yasmina isn't bad either.

[proteus_lives]

Red Nails has been in comic format several times. Both in the old SSOC and the newer Dark Horse series.