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Potential Christmas gift for Cobra Commander: "All I really need to know, I learned in kindergarten."

Cobra Commander's new, evil marching band!

Is 'prehensile' really an insult? That's kind of a good thing. "Stop looking at me with those beady, functional eyes, pissant!"

char: cobra commander, creator: larry hama, publisher: marvel comics, title: g.i. joe

Date: 2010-04-08 08:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mynondw
There's just too much to parse in this one page. I cannot comprehend the nonsensical awesomeness of Cobra Commander.

Date: 2010-04-08 08:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] punishermax
"Hello puny futere slavesssssssssssss. Here at Cobra Community College, we teach you the basicsssss to help you on your way to a good life before the inevitable takeover by Cobra!"

~screen wipe to outside of school~

"Yesssss here at CCC we value all student opinion."

~in the background a man is being led away forcibly~

"Uh...that man is taking a tour of our cafeteria facilitiesssss"


"Of delicious flavor! Hahahahaha HAIL COBRA~

~wipe to blue screen while words scroll up~

"Work in torture, resssssstaurant management, death ray technician, weather machine operator, IT Director, or get your degree!"

"Becaussssse here at CCC the future is OURSSSSSS! The sssssshort time before the future is yoursssssss."

Date: 2010-04-08 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] lonewolf23k
The full insult is "Prehensile Paws", as in "you're too much of a beast to have actual hands".

Date: 2010-04-09 12:38 am (UTC)
zechs80: (Default)
From: [personal profile] zechs80
Cobra Commander living the American dream!

Date: 2010-04-09 03:44 am (UTC)
superfangirl1: (Default)
From: [personal profile] superfangirl1
I wonder does he use power point to discuss his evil plans. :)

Date: 2010-04-09 09:52 am (UTC)
angelophile: (Next Wave - You're a xxxx)
From: [personal profile] angelophile
Oh, Cobra Commander. Never change.

Date: 2010-04-10 08:12 pm (UTC)
rhythmbandit: Shinji is totally a happy normal kid (NGE * Shinji)
From: [personal profile] rhythmbandit
I wish I was in Cobra Commander's marching band in HS. My trumpet would double as a sub-machine gun.

Date: 2010-04-11 11:00 pm (UTC)
lamashtar: Shun the nonbelievers! Shun-na! (Default)
From: [personal profile] lamashtar
That pic of Cobra Commander with a baby is going right in my scan file!


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