Darkseid and Suli

[xdoop.insanejournal.com]

This is from The New Gods #11. It's written and illustrated by Jack Kirby.



This is from New Gods v2 #8. It's written by Mark Evanier and Paris Cullins, and illustrated by Cullins.

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[jlbarnett.insanejournal.com]

WHo wrote the story where Desaad was corrupted by Darkseid and originally from New Genesis. Cause that would contradict this.

[xdoop.insanejournal.com]

WHo wrote the story where Desaad was corrupted by Darkseid and originally from New Genesis.

That was written by Robert Loren Fleming

Cause that would contradict this.

Not necessarily, if you assume he was bad before he met Suli.

[box_in_the_box.insanejournal.com]

... Is it wrong of me to notice that Darkseid's mom has a huge rack?

[sherkahn.insanejournal.com]

... and welcome back to scans_daily, where overt and covert sexual innuendo in comics is vigorously explored.... again, and again, and again...

[box_in_the_box.insanejournal.com]

I'm just thinking that would be a SUPER-awkward installment of the MILF Hunter series. Especially since Heggra is so old that she might even be older than Nina Hartley.

"What manner is intrusion is this? Speak, overly suntanned mortal!"

"Well, ma'am, I'm here from the Big Sausage pizza delivery company -"

"But I ordered no 'pizza delivery' for Apokolips!"

"So ... you're saying you don't have any money to pay me?"

"Well ... yes, I suppose I am -"

"Oh, don't worry, I'm sure there are OTHER ways you can MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE ..."

Background music: Bow-chicka-BOW-wow ...

"Where is that noise coming from? Parademons, investigate!"

WIN

[vignettelante.insanejournal.com]

just..WIN.

Re: WIN

[box_in_the_box.insanejournal.com]

It's even better if you imagine Darkseid walking on on them ...

DARKSEID: O HAY MOM JUST GOT BACK FROM OPPRESIN THA SHIT OUTTA SOME SLAVES IN OUR FIREPITS AND OH NOES WTF R U DOIN???

HEGGRA: OMG STFU UXAS MY MILLENNIA-OLD PUSSY HAS NOT SEEN ANY ACTION SINCE UR DAD'S GRANITE SLAB DORK AND WHAT FUN IS BEING QUEEN OF THIS SHITTY HELLHOLE OF A PLANET IF I CAN'T BE A COUGAR ON THE PROWL???

DARKSEID: BAAAWWWWWW BRB DESTROYIN TEH UNIVERSE

... AND THUS BEGAN DARKSEID'S QUEST FOR THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION.

Re: WIN

[seriousfic.insanejournal.com]

Who could have ever guessed that you'd envision Darkseid!Mom!Porn! before Hippolyta MILFery? I am taken aback. Especially given that Hercules has canonically expressed a sexual interest in both Hippolyta and Diana. I don't know, you'd think you could do something with that. But no. I'm disappointed.

Re: WIN

[box_in_the_box.insanejournal.com]

I guess I'm just inclined toward the less-obvious routes.

Plus, once you bring Hercules into the equation, it become RAPE porn (at least given the way DC portrays him), and since I'm not Max Hardcore ...

Re: WIN

[vignettelante.insanejournal.com]

Ah, she's upset because no one's visited her Apokalips in a while.

[salamangkiero.insanejournal.com]

MILF OverLady of the Universe. Wow. No young nubile male would be safe. I envy her.

[box_in_the_box.insanejournal.com]

Except that, given Darkseid's physical proportions, if we assume his father was similarly massive, then Heggra's vajayjay might be practically cavernous. I doubt you'd envy a woman who could get gang-banged by New Gods and still have to ask, "So ... is it in yet?"

[his_spiffyness.insanejournal.com]

Funny this should come up, I ran across Mamie Van Doren's website (http://www.mamievandoren.com/) today. Yes, she's still alive.

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[box_in_the_box.insanejournal.com]

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78.

She's 78 years old.

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GODDAMMIT, WORLD, WHY ARE YOU CONSPIRING TO MAKE EVERYONE'S ACCUSATIONS OF ME BEING A "GRANNY-FUCKER" COME TRUE???

Yes, I would so totally hit that.

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[his_spiffyness.insanejournal.com]

I'd probably not say no if offered, though I wonder if the illusion works as well up close.

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[yotsuba123.insanejournal.com]

she's *78*???

I know there has to be plastic surgery involved, but still....78????

[seriousfic.insanejournal.com]

How long would it take for that to become standard-issue on Scott Free's mother box?

Scott: Okay, while I ferret the lockpick out of my boot and break the straitjacket with my teeth, the mother box plays MILF porn to distract Darkseid. Hey, Bats, you want some MILF porn to use against Darkseid? It's super effective!

Batman: That's... alright. If it ever comes to that, I'll just... ... ... shoot him. With a gun.

[aegof.livejournal.com (from insanejournal.com)]

Sounds like Barda really got into the pokemons if Scott's using its terminology.

[seriousfic.insanejournal.com]

Barda was the one who insisted on calling the Mother Box a Pokedex.

[box_in_the_box.insanejournal.com]

Heh ... and "Mother Box" suddenly takes on a whole new connotation. :)

[autumn_lily.insanejournal.com]

The first panel with Darkseid and Suli appears to have Darkseid holding a crackpipe...
Or a large inhalor.
Well that explains the colors on those panels I guess...
Wait, can you get high on Albuterol?

[jlroberson.insanejournal.com]

This was why Heggra killed her. To keep Darkseid away from drugs. She slipped Suli a hot shot. (for those unfamiliar, read Burroughs)

Tell ya, the universe would probably be a happier place, if someone, Metron, I'm imagining, just shared a fattie with Darkseid. There's someone who needs loss of motivation.