Law Kids 3: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Drive

[punishermax]

Great party guys. ~stares straight off into the distance holding a beer bottle~ Oh no. The cops ~stares slightly to the left~














What I like about this one is how it never fully explains the broken law. Without looking at the title, which is on the site, you could never know what the kids did.

It's joyriding if you're curious.

Finally. The best animation on the entire site.

http://www.lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=6

God, this is amazing. So much awesome. The awful voice acting, the way the guy's eyes pop open when his boss tells him to mop the floor. The dramatic HE DOES WHAT!? Amazing.

http://www.lawforkids.org/index.cfm


Medium: webcomic






 

Comments

[darkblade]

What was that kid writing? "E-V-I(?)" EVIL? That has got to be the lamest tag job ever.

[cainofdreaming]

Exit? Maybe he had been hired by the local traffic authority to create new 'hip' instructions for the parking lot. What we don't see is the cop getting laid off because this is the fifth time he's brought the kid in due to his budding Alzheimer's.

[deliandra]

"Evolution is real, bitches. Signed: God"

[daggerpen]

What the hell? These are so horrible. Why can't I stop reading them?

[joasakura]

they're like a train wreck. you just can't look away.

[jeyl]

*Cool Party Comic*

So in this world, every human being has a lifeless stare with no emotions?

[daggerpen]

Yes.

[nezchan]

It's like the whole world is New Jersey!

[punishermax]

Mam screw you. Don't be dissing NJ.

[joasakura]

HEY HEY HEY WAITAMINNIT.

:shakes fist:

[q99]

Why did graffiti get the license revoked?

Does the 'no parking anytime' sign have anything to do with anything?

[kamino_neko]

That's what I'm wondering. What the HELL?

Clearly, Arizona's f'n weird.

[bluefall]

Well, I had a friend who got caught tagging once, and his dad took away his car....

No, I got nothin'. Apparently Arizona's f'n weird.

[punishermax]

There's no real info on the site, aside from a description of the law, and it doesn't go into detail about the license thing.

In some states though, if you commit a crime on a provisional license you could get it revoked so I assume it's that.

[foxhack]

That DUI guy was 7 feet tall?

[jeyl]

Maybe that's why he got arrested. It wasn't beer he was drinking, it was root beer. Cops don't like it when you lie about your height because that tells the cops that these kids think they're taller than them.

DON'T DO IT KIDS!

[auggie18]

Nah, he was using Pym particles and the cops don't like unliscensed metahumans.

[swingbound.livejournal.com]

Holy balls! And if he's 7' tall... then the cop there must be effing HUGE! D:

[nezchan]

Truly, there were giants in the earth in those days.

[punishermax]

Yeah. What the fuck? His parents must be enormous.

[meatwhichdreams]

Sheer. Brilliance. ~eyes unfocus~

[joasakura]

I wish I were caffinenated enough to be witty, but f'real, these make my brain bleed a little bit.

[auggie18]

I love these comics. It's like watching a tiny car full of clowns go careening off of a cliff. You know that it's inherently tragic, but you still really really want to laugh.