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Current mood: mischievous
I can never resist referencing this comic when it comes time to talk about truly horrible comics. It really is an award winner for bad comics. The story has a Superman who deals with a cyborg life form and is not as super anymore. He also is bulked out in a way only the 90's can. And has a beard Santa would love.




This book must be read to be truly appreciated. I consider this one of my favorite bad comics and have it lovingly put away. The recent Barack the Barbarian book snuggles up next to it and the two of them argue every night about which is worse. Elseworlds were made for wierd stories and this one takes the cake. In fact it takes the cake, the plates, the balloons, and probably the pinata too.

Anyway...

So Superman has busted into the bunker where he just killed a vampire/hulked out Batman clone with Bruce's memories. Said clone was made by the twin clones of Hitler. Really. After that fight, he decides to take out the Hitler Twins with this enormous gun he got from the Batcave earlier. He suffers the expected fatal wounds and has a touching death scene with his bestest friend. Enjoy.

7 pages from a 50 page book.

















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fungo_squiggly: (pic#530060)


[personal profile] fungo_squiggly
2010-06-09 03:01 am UTC (link)
This story is a perennial favorite of mine. It's worth a laugh every time it shows up on scans_daily.

Truly, hilariously bad.

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comicoz: Really, 99 of them (pic#366609)


[personal profile] comicoz
2010-06-09 01:38 pm UTC (link)
I know. I couldn't resist, as I just love sharing this god-awful comic whenever possible. When I saw death week, I thought I would finally post something. I figured I needed a good wierd death.

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crinos: (pic#371609)


[personal profile] crinos
2010-06-09 03:22 am UTC (link)
I know, its just so insane. Its like someone took a bet to write the most absurd Superman story ever conceived; the only criteria is that it starred superman, and anything else as alright.

If that is the case, this guy definitely won.

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nezchan: Navis at breakfast (cereal, navis)


[personal profile] nezchan
2010-06-09 03:29 am UTC (link)
They buried Batman with a picture of Batman painted on the lid? That's absolutely surreal.

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mercia: Stephen Colbert has Slack (Colbert as Bob, Colbert is Bob)


[personal profile] mercia
2010-06-09 06:28 am UTC (link)
What you don't notice is that it's actually a musical coffin. Every time it's open, it says "I'm Batman."

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sir_mikael: (Iantocuppa)


[personal profile] sir_mikael
2010-06-09 12:34 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, I have to get me one of those. Especially since, you know, graverobbers are a supersticious and cowardly lot.

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comicoz: Really, 99 of them (pic#366609)


[personal profile] comicoz
2010-06-09 01:39 pm UTC (link)
It would be better if it played the 1960's theme every time.

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joasakura: (gladiator movies)


[personal profile] joasakura
2010-06-09 01:44 pm UTC (link)
"POW!" "BIFF!"

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nezchan: Navis at breakfast (cereal, navis)


[personal profile] nezchan
2010-06-09 03:26 pm UTC (link)
I'm hoping they did that with his tombstone in the official DCU. Put a motion sensor on it and a random timer so that it'll just suddenly blurt out "I'M BATMAN" now and then when there's someone around.

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da_reap: (Scythe)


[personal profile] da_reap
2010-06-10 12:42 am UTC (link)
I dunno... I almost think it'd be funnier if it occasionally did it when there's NO-ONE around as well.

Honestly, an empty room with a tombstone saying 'I'm Batman.' There's just LAYERS to that image.

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proteus_lives: (Ron Swanson)


[personal profile] proteus_lives
2010-06-09 03:55 am UTC (link)
He burned with his boyfriend.

Such awesome crack.

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rdfox: Joker asking Tim Drake, "'Sup?" from Paul Dini's "Slay Ride" ("'Sup?")


[personal profile] rdfox
2010-06-09 03:58 am UTC (link)
HE IS A MAN! *PUNCH!*

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foxhack: (Mavu)


[personal profile] foxhack
2010-06-09 04:56 am UTC (link)
Dammit, beaten to it.

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shale: Guybrush Threepwood (pic#378541)


[personal profile] shale
2010-06-09 04:20 am UTC (link)
Bloodless shrapnel wounds? It IS the future!

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ninjapeps: (raep)


[personal profile] ninjapeps
2010-06-09 05:12 am UTC (link)
not just that. he doesn't even appear to be in any pain.

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cmdr_zoom: (oops)


[personal profile] cmdr_zoom
2010-06-09 04:24 am UTC (link)
what

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ext_410583: (pic#422009)


[identity profile] http://www.google.com/profiles/Luis.eScO.2
2010-06-09 05:01 am UTC (link)
What The F*** is This? Really?

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lilacsigil: Batwoman, red/black/white art (Batwoman)


[personal profile] lilacsigil
2010-06-09 05:12 am UTC (link)
That is possibly the Most 90s Gun of All.

And is that Batman lid on the Batman coffin some kind of Ancient Egypt tribute? Will archaeologists dig him up in a few thousand years and study his death mask? Is he mummified in there?

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joasakura: (gladiator movies)


[personal profile] joasakura
2010-06-09 01:45 pm UTC (link)
:Cable makes grabby hands towards it:

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da_reap: (Scythe)


[personal profile] da_reap
2010-06-10 12:43 am UTC (link)
Which is why I'm so glad this got posted; I've been meaning to grab a scan or two of 'The Liefeldinator' for awhile now.

(My own personal name for it, feel free to gang if you like)

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christianconnor: (Hamlet)


[personal profile] christianconnor
2010-06-09 07:00 am UTC (link)
This is not what I was expecting from Death Week.

I remember when Linkara reviewed it. His voices define the whole story - making it kinda epic.

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mola_ram: let's put a smile on that face (pic#465919)


[personal profile] mola_ram
2010-06-09 10:03 am UTC (link)
ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATRED ;)

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dizmo: Comic Scan: Superman saying "Okay, now that's just creepy." (comics: now that's just creepy)


[personal profile] dizmo
2010-06-09 07:37 am UTC (link)
That.... just....

... What?

XD

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awful_underscore: Alphonse Mucha, Hamlet 1899 (Alphonse Mucha, Hamlet)


[personal profile] awful_underscore
2010-06-09 08:56 am UTC (link)
"Now I'm no different from the ordinary soldiers of WWII. To demonstrate how similar we are, let me pick up this gun made of fourteen other guns and shoot it at double Hitlers one-handed. NEVER FORGET."

Also, that is the tackiest coffin ever. It seems like the sort of thing that you should only be able to purchase with Camel Bucks.

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crinos: (pic#371609)


[personal profile] crinos
2010-06-09 09:43 am UTC (link)
How do you think Batman died?

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[personal profile] thandrak
2010-06-09 10:44 am UTC (link)
Choked on a string of pearls.

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filkertom: (kevinkellme)


[personal profile] filkertom
2010-06-09 11:40 am UTC (link)
I cannot help but love the line that starts this fight: "YOU -- Hitler!"

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crinos: (pic#371609)


[personal profile] crinos
2010-06-09 01:17 pm UTC (link)
"And YOU!... Other Hitler."

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joasakura: (gladiator movies)


[personal profile] joasakura
2010-06-09 01:45 pm UTC (link)
one little, two little, three little hitlers..

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ext_442165: me, in a cartoony style. (me)


[identity profile] http://www.google.com/profiles/NielJacoby
2010-06-09 08:44 pm UTC (link)
One Hitler,
Two Hitler,
Red Hitler,
Blue Hitler.

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joasakura: (cat butt)


[personal profile] joasakura
2010-06-09 01:46 pm UTC (link)
"The torrent of nazi lead penetrates even his vital organs!"

wow.

just.. wow.

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ext_397329: (What If Wonder Woman & Powergirl)

Warren Ellis is that you?


[identity profile] afghanant.wordpress.com
2010-06-09 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Why does this remind me of Warren Ellis?

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comicoz: Really, 99 of them (pic#366609)


[personal profile] comicoz
2010-06-09 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Hilarious 25 min review of the comic here: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/3252-superman-at-earths-end

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ext_442165: me, in a cartoony style. (me)


[identity profile] http://www.google.com/profiles/NielJacoby
2010-06-09 08:56 pm UTC (link)
I love that review.

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greenmask: (lollerskates?)


[personal profile] greenmask
2010-06-09 08:54 pm UTC (link)
The first speech bubble is funniest enough alone.

YOU-- HITLER!

Of course.

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ext_442165: me, in a cartoony style. (me)


[identity profile] http://www.google.com/profiles/NielJacoby
2010-06-09 09:00 pm UTC (link)
OF COURSE! Don't you know anything about science?

(Of course, Superman don't understands hard sciences, he only knows how to fly.)

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divi_d: (pic#365703)


[personal profile] divi_d
2010-06-10 09:51 am UTC (link)
In all fairness, I doubt these Hitler clones know anything about *hard* science, either.

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