What the fuck is in that cup? Tape worm?
Also, loving that super scope. "Sup kids! Check out women from across the road without them knowing! Legal? Well ~wink wink~.
Wait, "moneymaker"? What could that possibly be? Can anyone read that?
I bet that's a phone sex line now.
Hi, I'm calling for Janet! Okay!......wow....uh...h..how many items do I have to sell for that?"
Oh Fifties, you so wacky.
I wonder how many jackasses bought these and thought they could kick asses afterwards.
C'mon guys, I bet we could totally get that Coleco computer if we all worked hard. Shit, everyone needs stationary. We can play some Zork on that motherfucker.