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Flint Marko ([personal profile] flint_marko) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2010-07-21 03:07 pm

Amazing Spider-Man #638



This is from Amazing Spider-Man #638 by Quesada and Paolo Rivera.


On the day of their wedding, Peter gets knocked out fighting the criminal from the first look who was released from the cop's car by the red bird.





punishermax: (Default)

Re: Morgoth's review:

[personal profile] punishermax 2010-07-21 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
HULK WOULD LIKE THANK WEIRD GOD OF DEATH FOR REVIEW COMIC FOR HULK. HULK HAVE PERSONAL PROBLEM THAT INVOLVE READING THIS COMIC THEN HAVING HEART ATTACK AFTER LAUGHING TOO HARD. THOUGH HULK NOT APPRECIATE FACT THAT MORRGOTH EAT LAST FIG NEWTON. JUST CAUSE YOU AVATAR OF DEATH NOT MEAN YOU CAN'T BE DOUCHEBAG.

ANYWAY, HULK LIKE IDEA OF PETER HITTING HEAD AND THAT A REASON HE MISS MARRIAGE. IT REMIND HULK OF HANGOVER. IN FACT, IF YOU READ ENTIRE RUN OF BND WITH ZACH GALIFINAKIS VOICING PETER IT MAKE ENTIRE THING WORTHWHILE.

ALSO, AS MORTHEFUCK SAY, MEPHISTO NEED JOB. IT NICE KNOW THAT SATAN SPEND DAY FUCKING UP MARRIAGES. DOES HE STAND NEAR STRIP CLUBS AND FORCE MEN IN TO GET DICKS SUCKED? THEN CACKLE EVILLY? HOW THIS CONTRIBUTE TO EVIL TAKEOVER OF EARTH? HE JUST ENJOY WATCHING MEN CHEAT ON WIVES? DOES HE VIDEO TAPE IT? DEVIL KIND OF GROSS.
halialkers: Morgoth raising Grond, hammer of the underworld (Melkor)

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[personal profile] halialkers 2010-07-21 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
EXCUSE ME, THE GOD OF DEATH IN MY PANTHEON IS NAMO. PLEASE DO NOT CONFUSE ME WITH HIM, I AM AFTER ALL A GOD OF WEALTH AND TASTE.

AND I ATE THE LAST FIG NEWTON BECAUSE I'M THE GOD OF EVIL. EVIL IS AS EVIL WAS.

AND YES, I AGREE WITH THIS. IF MEPHISTO IS DOING THIS FOR A LIVING HE NEEDS TO GET LAID. PREFERABLY WITH ANOTHER DEMON AS HAVING A HALF-HUMAN CHILD DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO WELL FOR TRIGON.
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[personal profile] punishermax 2010-07-21 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
OH YOU ALSO GOD OF BUTCHERING ROLLING STONES LYRICS? THANKS FOR THAT MORGOTHICLOLITA. ALSO, JUST CAUSE YOU EVIL THAT NOT MEAN YOU TAKE LAST NEWTON. SHIT LIKE THAT DON'T FLY IN HULK HOUSE. HULK WILL LIGHT FIRE ON ASS.

ALSO IT CLEAR MEPHISTO WANT FUCK MJ. THAT PROVIDE GOOD REASON FOR WHOLE THING. IT TURN OUT WHEN PETER AND MJ FINALLY GET BACK TOGETHER IT MEPHISTO, THIS REVEAL HAPPEN 200 ISSUES FROM NOW. THEN QUESADA WILL LEAP FROM WHEELCHAIR AND SCREAM FROM TOP OF WITHER LUNGS "MIEN FUHRER I CAN WALK!" AS M NIGHT SHAMALAN TIPS OVER FORTY IN RESPECT.
halialkers: Morgoth raising Grond, hammer of the underworld (Melkor)

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[personal profile] halialkers 2010-07-21 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
NO THAT WOULD BE ST. JUDAS PATRON OF LOST CAUSES BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

AS I SAID, MEPHISTO NEEDS TO GET LAID. BUT IF HE HAS A CHILD BY MJ THE LAWS OF DRAMA WILL MEAN NOTHING GOOD COMES OF IT. BESIDES MJ HAS HIGHER STANDARDS THAN FUCKING A REDHAIRED ELF-KNOCKOFF.

AND NO, MEPHISTO IS ENGAGING HERE IN THE DEMONIC VERSION OF TROLLING. AT LEAST THAT WOULD PROVIDE A SUITABLE MEANS TO WRITE THIS OFF AS A 2-YEAR-LONG BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT.

AND I WOULD BE SCARED OF THAT RHETORIC IF IT WASN'T COMING FROM A GREEN MAN IN PURPLE SHORTS. HOW DO YOUR SHORTS STAY INTACT WHEN YOU TRANSFORM? WHAT MAGIC CLOTH MAKES THAT HAPPEN?
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[personal profile] punishermax 2010-07-21 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU SEEM TOO INTERESTED IN HULK PANTS. IF YOU WANT KNOW HWTA HAPPENS IF THEY RIP YOU HAVE WEALTH OF PICTURES ON DEVIANTART TO QUENCH THIRST MORGOTHOTTOPIC GOD OF CREEPY INTERNET SHIT. SECOND ONLY TO LORD TWO GIRLS ONE CUP.

ALSO MEPHISTO JUST NOT CARE AT THIS POINT. HE DEAL WITH ANNOYING DOUCHE PETER FOR ENOUGH THAT HE JUST SAY "FUCK IT, HE HIT HIS HEAD, NOW SHUT UP GOLDEN GIRLS IS ON".

HULK ALSO LIKE TO LOOK AT IDEA THAT PETER JUST THAT STUPID. HOW THIS POSSIBLY RUIN MARRIAGE OR RELATIONSHIP? "I CAN'T TELL MJ I WAS HIT WITH A PIPE AND KNOCKED OUT! I'LL TELL HER I FUCKED THE BRIDESMAID! PARKER YOU ARE ONE SMOOTH OPERATOR"
halialkers: Morgoth raising Grond, hammer of the underworld (Melkor)

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[personal profile] halialkers 2010-07-21 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
IT WAS LESS PROVOCATIVE THAN ASKING YOU WHY YOU ATTEMPTED TO RAPE YOUR COUSIN WHICH SQUICKS ME OUT, HOMES.

AND YES HULK, BUT THAT IS LOGIC AND REASON. WHY BRING LOGIC AND REASON TO A THING LIKE THIS? ILLOGIC AND NO REASON AT ALL MAKES THINGS SO MUCH MORE FUN AND ENTERTAINING.

BESIDES THIS IS COMIC WITH A SATANIC PIGEON. WHAT KIND OF IDIOT TAKES A FORM AS A PIGEON TO DO SHIT LIKE THAT? I FRANKLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE FORM OF A BIG ELDRITCH ABOMINATION. IT'S A SUPERHERO UNIVERSE, FOR CHRISSAKES.
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[personal profile] big_daddy_d 2010-07-21 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I smell a comedy routine.
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[personal profile] halloweenjack 2010-07-22 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Vegas or bust!
halialkers: Morgoth raising Grond, hammer of the underworld (Melkor)

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[personal profile] halialkers 2010-07-22 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
YES THAT IS GOOD. TO GO TO VEGAS AND CRUSH MY ENEMIES AND SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE ME AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN. OH, AND WHILE I'M AT IT I MAY AS WELL EXPLOIT THE WHOLE EVIL-GOD THING TO WIN JACKPOTS AT EVERY SINGLE CASINO FOR THE LULZ AND THEN DISTRIBUTE IT TO THE MOST EVIL FORCE IN HUMAN HISTORY.

Re: Morgoth's review:

[personal profile] lordmcdeath 2010-07-22 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
You'll catch two to the back of the head and be buried in the desert, evil incarnation of all that is evil or no. You don't fuck around in Vegas, at least not that way.
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[personal profile] halloweenjack 2010-07-22 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
THE MOST EVIL FORCE IN HUMAN HISTORY.

Wayne Newton?
comicoz: Really, 99 of them (Default)

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[personal profile] comicoz 2010-07-22 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Or a new fall sitcom