NO THAT WOULD BE ST. JUDAS PATRON OF LOST CAUSES BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
AS I SAID, MEPHISTO NEEDS TO GET LAID. BUT IF HE HAS A CHILD BY MJ THE LAWS OF DRAMA WILL MEAN NOTHING GOOD COMES OF IT. BESIDES MJ HAS HIGHER STANDARDS THAN FUCKING A REDHAIRED ELF-KNOCKOFF.
AND NO, MEPHISTO IS ENGAGING HERE IN THE DEMONIC VERSION OF TROLLING. AT LEAST THAT WOULD PROVIDE A SUITABLE MEANS TO WRITE THIS OFF AS A 2-YEAR-LONG BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT.
AND I WOULD BE SCARED OF THAT RHETORIC IF IT WASN'T COMING FROM A GREEN MAN IN PURPLE SHORTS. HOW DO YOUR SHORTS STAY INTACT WHEN YOU TRANSFORM? WHAT MAGIC CLOTH MAKES THAT HAPPEN?
YOU SEEM TOO INTERESTED IN HULK PANTS. IF YOU WANT KNOW HWTA HAPPENS IF THEY RIP YOU HAVE WEALTH OF PICTURES ON DEVIANTART TO QUENCH THIRST MORGOTHOTTOPIC GOD OF CREEPY INTERNET SHIT. SECOND ONLY TO LORD TWO GIRLS ONE CUP.
ALSO MEPHISTO JUST NOT CARE AT THIS POINT. HE DEAL WITH ANNOYING DOUCHE PETER FOR ENOUGH THAT HE JUST SAY "FUCK IT, HE HIT HIS HEAD, NOW SHUT UP GOLDEN GIRLS IS ON".
HULK ALSO LIKE TO LOOK AT IDEA THAT PETER JUST THAT STUPID. HOW THIS POSSIBLY RUIN MARRIAGE OR RELATIONSHIP? "I CAN'T TELL MJ I WAS HIT WITH A PIPE AND KNOCKED OUT! I'LL TELL HER I FUCKED THE BRIDESMAID! PARKER YOU ARE ONE SMOOTH OPERATOR"
IT WAS LESS PROVOCATIVE THAN ASKING YOU WHY YOU ATTEMPTED TO RAPE YOUR COUSIN WHICH SQUICKS ME OUT, HOMES.
AND YES HULK, BUT THAT IS LOGIC AND REASON. WHY BRING LOGIC AND REASON TO A THING LIKE THIS? ILLOGIC AND NO REASON AT ALL MAKES THINGS SO MUCH MORE FUN AND ENTERTAINING.
BESIDES THIS IS COMIC WITH A SATANIC PIGEON. WHAT KIND OF IDIOT TAKES A FORM AS A PIGEON TO DO SHIT LIKE THAT? I FRANKLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE FORM OF A BIG ELDRITCH ABOMINATION. IT'S A SUPERHERO UNIVERSE, FOR CHRISSAKES.
YES THAT IS GOOD. TO GO TO VEGAS AND CRUSH MY ENEMIES AND SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE ME AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN. OH, AND WHILE I'M AT IT I MAY AS WELL EXPLOIT THE WHOLE EVIL-GOD THING TO WIN JACKPOTS AT EVERY SINGLE CASINO FOR THE LULZ AND THEN DISTRIBUTE IT TO THE MOST EVIL FORCE IN HUMAN HISTORY.
You'll catch two to the back of the head and be buried in the desert, evil incarnation of all that is evil or no. You don't fuck around in Vegas, at least not that way.
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AS I SAID, MEPHISTO NEEDS TO GET LAID. BUT IF HE HAS A CHILD BY MJ THE LAWS OF DRAMA WILL MEAN NOTHING GOOD COMES OF IT. BESIDES MJ HAS HIGHER STANDARDS THAN FUCKING A REDHAIRED ELF-KNOCKOFF.
AND NO, MEPHISTO IS ENGAGING HERE IN THE DEMONIC VERSION OF TROLLING. AT LEAST THAT WOULD PROVIDE A SUITABLE MEANS TO WRITE THIS OFF AS A 2-YEAR-LONG BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT.
AND I WOULD BE SCARED OF THAT RHETORIC IF IT WASN'T COMING FROM A GREEN MAN IN PURPLE SHORTS. HOW DO YOUR SHORTS STAY INTACT WHEN YOU TRANSFORM? WHAT MAGIC CLOTH MAKES THAT HAPPEN?
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ALSO MEPHISTO JUST NOT CARE AT THIS POINT. HE DEAL WITH ANNOYING DOUCHE PETER FOR ENOUGH THAT HE JUST SAY "FUCK IT, HE HIT HIS HEAD, NOW SHUT UP GOLDEN GIRLS IS ON".
HULK ALSO LIKE TO LOOK AT IDEA THAT PETER JUST THAT STUPID. HOW THIS POSSIBLY RUIN MARRIAGE OR RELATIONSHIP? "I CAN'T TELL MJ I WAS HIT WITH A PIPE AND KNOCKED OUT! I'LL TELL HER I FUCKED THE BRIDESMAID! PARKER YOU ARE ONE SMOOTH OPERATOR"
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AND YES HULK, BUT THAT IS LOGIC AND REASON. WHY BRING LOGIC AND REASON TO A THING LIKE THIS? ILLOGIC AND NO REASON AT ALL MAKES THINGS SO MUCH MORE FUN AND ENTERTAINING.
BESIDES THIS IS COMIC WITH A SATANIC PIGEON. WHAT KIND OF IDIOT TAKES A FORM AS A PIGEON TO DO SHIT LIKE THAT? I FRANKLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE FORM OF A BIG ELDRITCH ABOMINATION. IT'S A SUPERHERO UNIVERSE, FOR CHRISSAKES.
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Wayne Newton?
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