Date: 2010-08-01 10:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] megami18
Someone better call the ASPCA.

Date: 2010-08-01 11:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] q99
Best part is that'd probably work in real life, it's just not a particularly nice way and kinda dumb :)

Date: 2010-08-01 11:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] icon_uk
It was either that or build a four storey tall piece of techno-gimmickry to create an amnesia ray that works on mynah birds...

Date: 2010-08-01 11:16 pm (UTC)
q99: (Default)
From: [personal profile] q99
Equally in-character!

Oh, Clark...

Date: 2010-08-01 11:15 pm (UTC)
angel_negra: (Manhunter)
From: [personal profile] angel_negra
This wouldn't be a problem if you'd stop talking to yourself out loud, you silly goose, Clark.

Date: 2010-08-01 11:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] proteus_lives
Oh I love Super-Dick.

Date: 2010-08-01 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://www.google.com/profiles/apennell8
So, he just happened to have a giant Myna suit laying around?

Date: 2010-08-01 11:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sherkahn
Behind the Robin suit.

Date: 2010-08-02 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fredneil.livejournal.com
Or he could teach it to say "Lois Lane is Superman," "Jimmy Olsen is Superman," "Elvis Presley is Superman," and "Bill Cosby is Superman," then maybe spend the rest of those few hours finding someone whose life he can save. In the bird suit.

Date: 2010-08-03 01:01 am (UTC)
liara_shadowsong: (Default)
From: [personal profile] liara_shadowsong
I think I'd go with the Elvis one, personally. Hee hee hee.

Date: 2010-08-02 01:04 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] punishermax
~Diana, Hal, Ollie and Dinah slowly walk to the entrance to the Fortress of Solitude. Hal is in the middle of telling a story to the others~

"So there I was, surrounded by Black Lanterns when-"

"You whipped out your dick and went straight for the nearest alien girl?"

"Exactly, so I pulled it out and then...I really fucking hate you Dinah"

"Okay, enough about how Hal likes to lay pipe in the final frontier. Let's just go and get this stupid bird for Jimmy and leave. I have to catch yup on House if I'm ever going to bitch on the internet about it."

~they reach the fortress and enter. By climbing through the keyhole. Duh~

~They are shocked by the image of a man in a bird costume yelling at a smaller bird in a cage~

"So um...who else is reminded of The Dark Crystal? Anyone?"

"Welp...that explains what Clark does on Friday nights. It also explains a variety of other things. Some that really did not need explaining."

"Hal fucked an underage alien. Just in case anyone forgot. Just throwing that back out into the waters here."

~Clark lifts the costumes head off~

"Look I'm just trying to create a fear response in the bird so it doesn't say that I'm superman to Jimmy!"

~Hal looks around for a moment, a light bulb suddenly appears over his head~

~He blasts the bird with his ring~

"JESUS FUCK! HAL WHAT THE HELL!?"

"We can just get an identical bird and give it to Jimmy! He'll be non the wiser!"

Did you have to fucking kill it Hal? Couldn't we have just kept it here? What the fuck did slaughtering it help with? See, it's shit like this that keeps us from adopting a kitten for the League."

"Also, feel free to consult your big Seventh Heaven episode guide to help us out of any more jams you asshole.Maybe we can defeat Lex Luthor by setting him up on two dates on the same day."

Date: 2010-08-02 01:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sunaya
Bwah, I'm in tears. *applause* And now I really want the Justice League to have a pet kitty. It could be bestest kitty friends with Dex-Starr.

Date: 2010-08-02 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] keeva
maybe Dinah should dress up like a giant teenage Arisia and canary-cry him when he tries to sleep with her

Date: 2010-08-02 04:47 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] supergirl
Oh fuck, I nearly peed myself at that last line.

Date: 2010-08-02 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] saralakali
They reach the fortress and enter. By climbing through the keyhole. Duh

They can't climb through the keyhole. It's got lasers. No lie.

Date: 2010-08-02 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
Well, you have to admit, he's inventive. It's not a solution I would have come up with.

Date: 2010-08-03 01:06 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] liara_shadowsong
He certainly is. I think I'd have just taught it to say a whole bunch of other things along the same vein which were complete nonsense. Then nobody would believe the bird when it said that one. And I think I'd toss in attempts to teach the bird various swear words in multiple languages while I was at it, just because. It would certainly be easier to teach it new phrases than to manage negative conditioning, I think, and even if it only picked up two or three that would be enough.

Date: 2010-08-03 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
That could work, yeah. 'Clark Kent is Napoleon!' 'Clark Kent is George Washington Carver!' 'Clark Kent is a small stalk of asparagus!' 'Clark Kent is the garbage man who lives down the street!' Of course, the owner of the bird might start to wonder just why their pet was suddenly so obsessed with Clark Kent...

Date: 2010-08-04 05:09 am (UTC)
liara_shadowsong: (evil)
From: [personal profile] liara_shadowsong
Nah, not just Clark Kent things. All kinds of random nonsense. 'Chuck Norris is Superman.' Chunks of the Jaberwocky. Bits of Nirvana songs - both what they're meant to say and what they sound like. If he's feeling particularly daring, something as crazy and out there as 'Bruce Wayne is Batman', perhaps, could conceivably work... or, y'know, not. ;P Although 'Clark Kent is a small stalk of asparagus' is pretty funny.

Date: 2010-08-04 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
Yeah, I get that he'd want to throw in a bunch of other stuff as well, but he WOULD want to throw in a bunch of 'Clark Kent is' things, because that way the owner of the bird wouldn't get suspicious at that particular accusation among a sea of stuff like 'Napoleon won the Civil War' or 'fruit syrup sinks ships' or whatever.
And thanks. I thought so, too.

Date: 2010-08-02 09:08 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] riskypair
I feel that superman should be able to do this in an easier way. If only he had some kind of power that could condition the bird automatically. What would be really cool is some type mind manipulation! You know, something, dare I say it, like super-hypnotism maybe? It's really too bad he doesn't have anything like that.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/39827/962481-superman_45_super_telepath_super.jpg

Oh...wait...

Date: 2010-08-02 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] saralakali
This is not Silver Age. It was originally published in 1979. Even though at the time, we were still calling that Silver Age, now that time period has been reclassified as Bronze Age. Silver Age ended around 1970.

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