The Wit of Dr Doom

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[crinos]

Ah Bruce Campbell, is there no one he can't piss off?

[tacobob]

I'm sure he couldn't piss off Jesu... OH NO!



Look what he's done now! :O

[fungo_squiggly]

"I am Doctor Doom! I rule my own country!" is Doom's favorite pick up line. It usually works, too.

[punishermax]

"AAAAAAAGH! PEPPER SPRAY! DOOM'S ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!"

[yaseen101]

I'm still wondering how that guy managed to say anything past 'Yo Threepio!"

[http://www.google.com/profiles/NielJacoby]

He's Ash. He can do anything.

[yaseen101]

Even if it means stirring up the wrath of Dr. Doom?

[http://www.google.com/profiles/NielJacoby]

Especially if it means stirring up the wrath of Doom.

[yaseen101]

I guess we have this years winner of the 'Darwin Award'.

[rordulum]

Doom was trying out an anger management course. 'Count to ten before horribly dismembering your enemies, and then experimenting on their remains.'

Suffice to say, it didn't work for him.

[zechs80]

We need a Doom Week.

[yaseen101]

We already had one back on IJ but since we already had 'One Perfect Moment Week 2.0'.....

[darkblade]

You missed the best Doom moment in Marvel Zombies vs Army of Darkness.

When Ash steals one of Doom's suits of Armour and walks past a bunch of Doombots with his chainsaw hand in plain view and all of them greet him as the true Doctor Doom.

[nickfury90]

"I am Doctor Doom! I rule my own country!" should be the end of all arguments.

"Master Doom, the Americans on Fox News slander your name! They say your health care plan is unfeasible!"

"Yes, but do they rule their own country?"

"...no?"

"I thought not. Now go and fetch me the local Daily Dictator. I heard there's a great picture of me zapping some pitiful rebels."

[proteus_lives]

Ha.

Doom's Wit is superior to the the wit of that fool RICHARDS!