Greetings True Believers!
Here 3 funny scans from Avengers Academy #3. Various superheroes are visiting the kiddies to teach them various stuff. One class has the female cadets learning from the mighty Shield-Maiden herself!
Her advice is...to the point.
Plus, a Juggernaut funny!
Class is in session.


I want a Hercules and Valkyrie mini now.
The kiddies are also in a "super-scared straight" program where they visit The Raft and talk to the Thunderbolts.
Reptil has a question for Cain.

Hehe, is Reptil to polite to ask him to say, "I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"
Here 3 funny scans from Avengers Academy #3. Various superheroes are visiting the kiddies to teach them various stuff. One class has the female cadets learning from the mighty Shield-Maiden herself!
Her advice is...to the point.
Plus, a Juggernaut funny!
Class is in session.


I want a Hercules and Valkyrie mini now.
The kiddies are also in a "super-scared straight" program where they visit The Raft and talk to the Thunderbolts.
Reptil has a question for Cain.

Hehe, is Reptil to polite to ask him to say, "I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"

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Date: 2010-08-19 05:51 am (UTC)Might want to shrink your images a bit since the first two are getting covered by SD's sidebar stuff.
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Date: 2010-08-19 06:14 am (UTC)I still love you.
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Date: 2010-08-19 06:46 am (UTC)Posted to the right post, this time....
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Date: 2010-08-19 07:27 am (UTC)I mean, come on - Tigra emphasises 'feminist' as if it's adirty word that she knows less about than Sarah Palin? Tigra, whose most recent forays back into the limelight were 'Got phusically abused by a man in a magic cape' and 'Unknowingly seduced an alien terrorist'? And Valkyrie - a strong-willed female character who actually wears functional armour - is re-branded as the comedy man-hating feminist who 'gotta be a dyke cuz they hate men, AMIRITE FELLAS'. Why didn't they just give her a buzz-cut and have her burn a phallus in effigy, if they wanted to be wilfully ignorant?
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Date: 2010-08-19 08:18 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-08-19 10:52 am (UTC)I hadn't seen Valkyrie before. I like her.
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Date: 2010-08-19 11:04 am (UTC)And yeah, I think Valkyrie was advocating vibrators not political lesbianism. Her message was still the same though - "sexual desiring men is so silly. Plus, every time you put out for the man-team they score another point!"
The line about mortal craftsmen still made me giggle though. Dumb Tigra, interrupting the mead-fueled vibrator lecture.
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Date: 2010-08-19 11:23 am (UTC)I don't really agree; she specifically says sexual desire is normal and healthy (no offence intended to asexuals; female sexuality is often pathologized, so it's nice to hear it stated that female desire is not unhealthy) but that men will disappoint. And I really don't think she implied that sex with men gives them points - she just says that women will inevitably be disappointed by it.
I read it as her not advocating competition with men so much as just disregarding them and going your merry way and focusing on more important things, with the assistance of the tools of mortal craftsmen if necessary.
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Date: 2010-08-19 11:56 am (UTC)But that flat out isn't true; she's talking about female sexuality as though it were uniform, and every time I've heard these ideas expressed in real life they've been coupled with a sneering implication that women who are very invested in sex with men are weak, spineless and not very bright.
And honestly, her dialogue and posture in that particular panel seem intended to evoke a charicature of the heartless dominatrix laughing at the puny men. That seems anti-feminist to me, seeing as that charicature is itself a parody of a specific type of female sexuality.
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Date: 2010-08-19 12:15 pm (UTC)I don't think she's talking about female sexuality as though it were uniform; I think she's saying men are still going to disappoint. She's generalizing to everyone about her own experience, but I didn't feel she was sneering at other women - in her own words, not even all her fellow Valkyries take vows of chastity, and given what she's discussing I'm sure she'd mention it if the only ones who didn't only had sex with women. It is possible to say "I think this is right," without saying "Everyone who thinks differently is wrong." She's certainly advocating not having sex with men because they'll disappoint, but I don't see the implication that women who feel differently are weak, spineless and not very bright.
I don't know about the dialogue and pose; can you elaborate? I appreciate the black leather and metal could be reminiscent of fetish gear, but that's always her costume. Her pose, by comics standards, doesn't seem particularly sexualized; she's not twisting or pouting or being coy for the camera.
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Date: 2010-08-19 12:47 pm (UTC)It's not true that men will inevitably disappoint. I certainly didn't imply that men can never be disappointing. But more often than not, I find men satisfying. YMMV.
And I'm sure I haven't met a woman who has sex with women and has never been disappointed. In fact I'd go out on a limb and say most women have probably also been disappointed by a vibrator at least once...
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Date: 2010-08-19 12:59 pm (UTC)I'd've preferred it if she'd laid stress elsewhere; for a woman who's strongly feminist, men will disappoint intellectually quite a lot of the time, and it would have been nice to place emphasis on that. Then, perhaps she feels that as a heterosexual woman, she can get intellectual conversation from other women, but sex, not so much, so it's important to address that. (I'm not sure if the three students are hetersexual, or if it's been eastablished.) But I wish she hadn't said that 'most of all'.
But at the same time, I like her saying that men aren't necessary to complete a woman, and that she advises skipping them entirely and using toys - again, not that this needs to be the One True Message, but it's a good message to have out there mingling with the others. (It would be lovely to have a diversity of feminist messages out in comics; then the few that are there wouldn't need to please everyone.)
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Date: 2010-08-19 01:43 pm (UTC)Ah, I think you might be right about the root of our disagreement. I definitely interpreted her as saying that all men will inevitably disappoint you. I still think that is probably the intended meaning, but I can see why your interpretation is also valid.
I'd've preferred it if she'd laid stress elsewhere; for a woman who's strongly feminist, men will disappoint intellectually quite a lot of the time, and it would have been nice to place emphasis on that. Then, perhaps she feels that as a heterosexual woman, she can get intellectual conversation from other women, but sex, not so much, so it's important to address that. (I'm not sure if the three students are hetersexual, or if it's been eastablished.) But I wish she hadn't said that 'most of all'.
Word. I think it's the "most of all in the bedroom" bit that also struck me as Cartoon Dominatrix-y - a sort of "you pathetic men could not hope to satisfy us awesome goddesses" spiel, which particularly grates on me because I identify somewhat as a dominant woman, and that is not at all how I experience my sexuality.
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Date: 2010-08-19 01:51 pm (UTC)She should ask Kelda about Bill, born of Bills.
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Date: 2010-08-19 03:11 pm (UTC),.... *whimper* oh Bill....
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Date: 2010-08-19 01:56 pm (UTC)Plus, given that usually the only kind of feminism we see in these things is the straw kind, I'll be pretty pleased if somebody could tell me that the storyline didn't end with Tigra having to give some speech about how some women overreact when most men are really groovy people deep down and just need our understanding and guidance and yadda yadda yadda.
Also, the art is nice. There's actually still mainstream cartoonists who can draw more than one or two facial expressions-- correctly?!
[single womanly tear of joy goes here]
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Date: 2010-08-19 11:11 am (UTC)And I must admit, I saw Valkyrie as pretty much telling it like it us about the patriarchy, and I didn't feel she was mocked - it was presented as funny, sure, but I felt that was more in the mythological-adult-gives-teens-beer-and-i
I dunno, I really liked the fact that a woman was mentoring younger women and was actually concerned they had enough suitable female role-models, and specifically invoked feminist theory to justify this. And the genius scientist is all 'oh yes, this is completely valid and correct, I'm just wondering Valkyrie is totally clear on what she's meant to be doing'. Like, everyone in these scans seem to be down with the idea that feminism and working to give young women support and role models is a good idea, and I find this refreshing.
And also a female character is speaking frankly to other female characters about female desire and sexuality, and presenting it in a non-judgmental way - wow. I really like that.
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Date: 2010-08-19 11:40 am (UTC)She was being pretty judgmental about women who might actually want to have sex with men. I really don't like her implication that actively desiring men is buying into the idea that you need a man to be happy, or that having sex with men and keeping your mind on what is "truly important" are mutually exclusive.
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Date: 2010-08-19 11:59 am (UTC)I don't really have a problem with her view that sex and romance are a distraction from what she considers more important things - in this case, cleaving skills. Especially placed in the wider context of comics messages; there are so many messages saying that sex and romance are the important things for girls, I like having this contrary message that not only are they not that important, they can actually distract from the important things. Sure, if all the messages in comics were about how women couldn't have sex with men and do important stuff that would be problematic, but given that they're not, I think this is a good one to have.
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Date: 2010-08-20 11:05 am (UTC)And I wasn't 'parroting half-remembered feminist theory that I don't understand' - first off, it wasn't a theory, it was a statement, and I remember it quite clearly. I will admit that I don't remember where I first encountered it, but I'm sure with a little research I could turn it up. If you wish, I can do so.
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Date: 2010-08-20 11:38 am (UTC)Yes, you were. You see, I already know who 'said' it, when they 'said' it, and the social and legal context they 'said' it in, and I understand the point they were making. I also know what they actually said. You obviously don't 'remember it clearly', because you've mangled the quote abominably as well as taking it out of context.
The "all sex is rape" quote is actually debunked on Snopes, that's how often people going 'lol extreme feminists' repeat this nonsense. Please stop perpetuating this in your attempts to dismiss what you describe as 'extreme' feminists. In fact, you could just stop trying to dismiss feminists, that would be awesome.
Also, your saying that it can't be feminist theory because it's a statement is just nonsense. Theorizing, you don't know how it works.
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Date: 2010-08-20 12:56 pm (UTC)You don't know anything about what you call 'extreme' feminism, as shown by your misquote; you're writing off something you don't know anything about. You don't have to agree with the more radical areas of feminism (I don't agree with some of them) but talking about them when you don't know anything about them just displays your ignorance and perpetuates bad information.
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Date: 2010-08-20 09:46 pm (UTC)And I wasn't necessarily describing Valkyrie's views as 'the lunatic fringe' - although they seem a tad on the extreme side to me, but that's just me - I was saying that they seemed to be a REFERENCE to the lunatic fringe, by which I simply meant the more radical areas of feminism. You evidently object to the term, and I'm sorry if it offended you, but as I explained earlier, I wasn't saying that extreme feminists are crazy or anything - it's just a term. If I can use it to describe extremist conservatives or extremist liberals or extremist environmentalists or any of many other political and or/social groups or movements, many of which, I should add, I AGREE with, then I fail to see why I can't also apply it to extremist feminists.
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Date: 2010-08-19 09:19 am (UTC)Also, who's the girl with the fishbowl on her head, and how does Val expect her to partake of her frothy mug of mead?
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Date: 2010-08-19 09:57 am (UTC)Don't forget Star Wars: Episode III. If a woman can't have her man, she will die of a broken heart.
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Date: 2010-08-19 10:48 am (UTC)Also, love the way Veil is looking up at Valkyrie like she's the font of all knowledge.
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Date: 2010-08-19 03:13 pm (UTC)also sooo did not notice the OTHER mead there... :)
also LOVE your icon! Yay for Britanna
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Date: 2010-08-19 11:37 am (UTC)I quite enjoyed the contrast between Tigra's slightly self-conscious 'oh yeah, feminist stuff' and Valkyrie's 'Sisters, ignore the patriarchy!' I mean, it felt real to me, to have a woman feel kind of awkward about it, because a hell of a lot of women do. I remember once saying that I wished a film had more women in it, and a guy said "You're not a feminist are you?" in tones of withering disdain. A lot of women know that declaring outright you're a feminist, damn it, is a good way to get pigeonholed and dismissed, so they kind of downplay it when they talk about it. So yeah, I liked Tigra's line because it felt real, but I also liked Valkyrie's lines because I love a powerful woman declaring that women don't need men to complete them whatever bull the patriarchy tries to push.
ALTHOUGH: Mead doesn't really foam. And where is Tigra's tail rooted in that shot of her bending over? And the confrontation between Val and Tigra is kind of BOOBFIGHT, which slightly undermines the message here.
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Date: 2010-08-19 03:04 pm (UTC)also why is glowy girl's hand glowing, then not glowing?
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Date: 2010-08-19 03:38 pm (UTC)Luke might not know that, his experience with Cain is limited to fisticuffs.
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Date: 2010-08-19 11:41 pm (UTC)Milling it with spices and butter can put some foam on it, but Val seems like she'd prefer hers straight. :D
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If you'll excuse me, I have business with some spice packets in the kitchen.
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Date: 2010-08-19 05:48 pm (UTC)As a happily married woman of (come tomorrow) 22 years Val's right on the money.
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Date: 2010-08-20 02:43 am (UTC)Would you believe that it's an anniversary here, too...? (Only five years, though.)
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Date: 2010-08-19 06:02 pm (UTC)Other than that, Valkyrie is awesome and Reptil is adorkable. Actually, Val and the girls reminded me of the scene in Azumanga Daioh when the girls' teacher gets drunk and gives them an impromptu sex-ed class.
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