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Date: 2010-09-11 11:12 pm (UTC)I can't wait for Cass! That, Marcus To, and the fact Tim's still pretty okay keeps me from dropping this, since this issue wasn't so great.
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Date: 2010-09-11 11:24 pm (UTC)They outta sell it as a diet plan.
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Date: 2010-09-11 11:41 pm (UTC)Men: You too can look lean and fit and look good. All you have to do is die a horrible death. Wait a couple of weeks and then have a loved one put a black lantern ring to resurrect you. After being undead for a other week a white lantern ring would be ship to you after shipping and handling.
Amazing results may varied but we guarantees Or Your Money Back! that you will love your appearance afterwards.
Women: Wow I never look better. (Close up of her smiling and giving a thumps up.)
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Date: 2010-09-12 12:02 am (UTC)"Wow Janice. You look so thin lately! What's your secret?'
"Well I-"
"I mean before, you looked horrible! I mean, wow you had fat sagging everywhere!"
"....Well, okay I-"
"It was like someone molded a snowman out of grease, lard and pure fat. God you were a horrible load."
".....after this commercial Debra. Anyway, yeah I used the new miracle diet that's sweeping the nation! The Black Lantern diet!"
~she lifts up a Black Lantern ring~
"Don't mind the ominous Latin chanting Debbie!"
"Oh I won't! But how does the ring work?"
"Well here's the man himself, Nekron!"
~camera pans to Nekron. Flesh, rotting and rancid, falls to the floor. The smell of a thousand dead bodies wafts through the air of the sterile 90's style kitchen. To the soft muzak twain of "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" Nekron opens his horrific mouth and speaks in the voice that signals the death of a thousand men. The screaming cacophony that signals that all life has a time limit and the hour glass has shifted in his favor~
"Thank you Debra. You do look fetching. Now you rotting piles of meat. I will tell you how to lose pounds so you may possible spread your worthless genes. And look like Lady Gaga"
~he raises the ring~
"Simply place the ring on your finger...."
~he places it on Debra's hand~
" Here is the fun part."
"Really?"
~Nekron shanks her~
"For me at least. Now the ring will work to bring the body back to life. With less pounds!"
~her body begins to twitch and slowly raise up. She stands in a macabre mockery of life and her head lolls around like a string is being pulled.~
"I NEED BLOOD. AND HEARTS TOO. KIDNEYS IN A PINCH"
"Now you see, the pounds are just falling off! Literally. This is kinda gross. Hopefully someone is cleaning tjis up. Yup there goes another. Damn. Anyone else want steak? Anyway, now you must reverse the process of death. And not by being a horrible pile of rotting flesh. But by being normal. So just apply the White Ring...."
~he pulls out a small hamster in a White Lantern uniform~
"Do it."
"I will defeat you. The White Lanterns will prevail over you and all will-"
"Look, unless we want to play 'What part of Nekron's Couch I Am Being Shoved Into' again you will do this."
~The hamster does his stuff and Debra is revived. In a pile of her own blood and fat. Like a normal Saturday at fraternity row~
"OH GOD, I FEEL LIKE MY INSIDES ARE DYING! PLEASE GOD IT HURTS"
~she sobs and vomits~
"Nekron's going to make America thin again. One ring at a time!"
Only 19.99. The blinding pain means it's working!
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Date: 2010-09-12 12:08 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-09-12 01:10 am (UTC)It's good to know your limits.
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Date: 2010-09-12 01:21 am (UTC)I can just hear the jingle now!
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Date: 2010-09-12 01:21 am (UTC)I want him to kill this joke of a rip-off.
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Date: 2010-09-12 02:25 am (UTC)Also you can tell Digger is feeling remorseful, I don't see him as a murderer much anymore. His son just died, and all becaus eof him. I, personally find Captain Boomerang the most interesting choice for the rezzed heroes/villains.
Though what is Tim's big plan?
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Date: 2010-09-12 02:59 am (UTC)Well, yeah, he's a boy. They bounce back.
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Date: 2010-09-12 05:53 am (UTC)Anyone with more ranks in Knowledge: Speedsters want to weigh in on this?
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Date: 2010-09-12 10:56 am (UTC)Also, how he didn't get really, really old was never explained.
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Date: 2010-09-12 02:47 pm (UTC)Digger is neither. Has been sure, but when it came down to it he was skilled at what he does.
And like I said he was pumped three times in his large chest to final;ly go down. AND he was able to throw a razor rang perfectly into his target's heart. That to me, says he knew what he what he wad doing. He was a loser only due to his feelings of inadequcy, which i feel are rectified via blackest night.
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Date: 2010-09-12 02:50 pm (UTC)Though I just chalk it up to the insanity of idenity crisis....Plus inconsistancy in the art canon wise (Picked up rogue war, had an apperance of old digger, perfectly fit...)
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Date: 2010-09-12 02:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 05:35 pm (UTC)The second Zoom, Hunter Zolomon, on the other hand got his powers by an accident with a time machine (the Cosmic Treadmill). This gave him the ability to manipulate time in such a way that he could give him super-speed like powers. If anything these powers were even more dangerous.
Now another example is Inertia who being the son of a Thawne and an Allen, has the ability to tap the Speed Force but also was taught by Zolomon to use time to give him the same sort of powers.
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