|punishermax (punishermax) wrote in scans_daily,|
~Suddenly, a blue and red blue flies in and punches the sister of the aging pop diva in the face~
"Good God Diana, you usually kick these things asses.....What the hell are you dressed in? Trying out for Coyote Ugly? God why did I just make that reference...."
"Superman? How..how do you know me?!"
"...Oh god DAMMIT tell me you're not caught in some time line bullshit. I am really getting tired of having to fix the time stream or whatever because some elder god or whatever got ripped on Pina Coladas and thought flipping reality around was a great idea. God, let me get the damn League here."
~As soon as Clark lifts his communicator, Ollie, Dinah, J'onn, and Hal show up.~
"Dare I ask why you guys were already here?"
"It involves a whole lotta liquor, Hal's internet girlfriend and Chocos."
"Yep, don't want to know alright. Okay, so Diana forgot everyone and everything so-"
"I know! Hey Diana remember that time when you, me and Ollie went snowboarding?"
~ the world begins to wobble in flashback mode~
"NO. FUCKING NO STOP NO."
"I swear to God Hal, if you try one more idea from an episode of Golden Girls to solve a problem then I'm giving Dinah the chat logs Bruce found on the Satellite's computer. I'm pretty sure she'll never let you see the end of it."
"Really? Am I EmeraldLuVEr4u90210? How's CHeerLEAderARIsia431 feeling these days?"
"Oh wow....will you look at the time. It's about half past I Need To Shut The Fuck Up O clock."
"You...you people are heroes? You guys act like you should be having house meetings and going into the confessional! Good lord, how do you people keep the world safe."
"Thank you for asking the question I have pondered every single day that I have spend with these....fine people. I believe my collective species has a higher IQ then them all combined. Considering I am the only survivor of said species you can see my dilemma."
~As the group argues, Dinah takes Diana over away from them and puts a hand over her shoulder~
"Yeah, I'm gonna fill you in on the basics while they fight. Such topics as why you never loan a laptop to Hal, why you never talk to Bruce on his birthday or mention the word "parents" around him and why you should wear several chastity belts around Ollie."
"You're all idiots. Utter morons."
"Welcome to the JLA honey."