Why Obsidian and Jade have to stay apart

[superboyprime]

JSA #43 goes into a bit more detail on the twins' current situation...

Comments

[crinos]

Hey look, its the Golden Compass Polar Bears.

I bet Mr. Terrific will feel right at home here.

also: So basically if Jade and Obsidian get together, the faeries and vampires will go to war and destroy the world.

That is AWESOME.

[protogarrett]

And why will this all happen if they are in the same room?

[nezchan]

Vampire Mr. Terrific is hot.

That is all.

[nightauditguy]

That's going to make Thanksgiving and Christmas awkward

[crinos]

Mr. Terrific is hot period.

Also, once again must give the guys kudos for being the hardest working Atheist in fiction. Only guy I think he has worse is Brian Griffin (but I don't like him cause he is a douche).

[crinos]

Yeah, Obsidian will have to sit at the kiddie table, which is now located on the MOON.

[thandrak]

Ooh. Evil Phantom Lady's wearing Vampirella's costume!

[ladytimedramon]

Interesting who they're showing on each side (though it's probably pointless).

I saw Robotman hiding in a corner on one side. Is that supposed to be a vampire Elasti-Girl on the other?

[crinos]

Don't know many female size changers in the DCverse sides from Giganta.

[crinos]

Though I must say, it must be weird to be a giant vampire, I bet she just sticks people in her mouth and chews them like gum.

[domino_blue]

I thought I,Vampire, hated Vampires and just wanted to end the curse not defend it?

[silverzeo]

OH. MY. GOD...... Wally and Barry are sharing the same suit? I mean I know there minor differences, but Jay's outfit is straight out different from the rest. Are you telling me that Wally isn't going to change his in the slightest?

But seriously, this raise more questions for me about this. An entire society magical people want to live in a city created by a power that almost made them go insane? And why are 20th century fairy tale creature (ie the flying monkeys from Oz and armor polar bears from the Golden Compass, and whatever that saber-tooth carriage came from).

And to top off my nit-picking... vampires? Really? There are other beings to work with you know. Twilight being downing the vampires alot, Vampire Sucks literal proves how stale the material is.

[silverzeo]

Wouldn't believing in Jesus be consider sinfully on there anyway?

[silverzeo]

While Mr. Terrific goes out of his way to help people to overcome his personal losts, Brian just nags to people who don't share his political views while he drowns his smokes and drinks and replacing his crack addiction with weed.

[silverzeo]

Did anyone add in a Blue Ring in the equation?

[silverzeo]

So was this written by the same dude who wrote Fables?

[generator_rex]

The text says that he will be forced into fighting on the vampires side.

[brilliantnova]

Fairies and Vampires going to war haven't I read this story before Charlaine Harris?

[crinos]

Also, anyone else think it Civil War would have been 500 times better if THIS was the cause of it?

Question is, who would be the vampires and who the Faeries? Would the vamps be the Pro Reggers?

Or maybe they would be the Anti Reggers, and Bill Foster would be killed with a giant stake to the heart thrown by Clor (or is that too tasteless?)

[crinos]

also, who is the mullet guy just above Atom smasher?

[e_307]

That's Starman

[e_307]

As much as I try not to...
All I can think of this is "Well, nice. A new excuse for why we won't be seeing Todd at all even though his sister is in the spotlight for awhile"

[silverzeo]

I see Clor more as a Anti-Reg if it took place in this universe, cause the original the Thor is a vampire... what werewolves?

[q99]

Yep, that's Vamp-Elasti-Girl.

[q99]

Ooh, vampire-side Wally vs Faerie-side Barry!