I can't think of anyone who WOULD date him. Terry Long has always felt like an awkward insert to me, and nothing about showing scenes where he's 'wooing' Donna by being lame helps.

- He's a ginger. No soul. Maybe Raven could help with that, but...
- Brillo hair AND pedo facehair? Move over, Bond.
- He's divorced. You see a man unafraid of the altar. I see a man who already *failed* once and who is only willing to go at it again because he's landed a superheroine half his age. Who'd say no?
- His charisma feels very, very forced. What kind of girl would go from Roy Harper to this guy? Those aren't remotely compatible scales of taste in guys. And college girls swooning over a history professor, especially one who looks as dorky as him? Sure. Happens all the time.

Terry Long feels, to me, similar to the 40-something divorced Canadians who come here (Asia) to 'work' and then do nothing but bitch about how ineffectual they are at their jobs (because they're not really qualified) and hit on Asian high school and college girls. Eventually they hope to find one with daddy issues and marry her on back to Toronto where she'll be miserable and he'll be high-fiving his burnout buddies.

Not cool. Not cool, Terry Long.