Amazing Spider-man #647 Preview
Oct. 28th, 2010 05:33 pm
CBR has the preview.
In which "the writing team of Spidey Web-Heads says good-bye as the historic era known as BRAND NEW DAY comes to an end". 
HA HA! Oh, Peter, you loveable misogynistic dirtbag, you!
Oh god, so few pages, so much fail.

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Date: 2010-10-28 04:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-28 04:57 pm (UTC)So he's an adult. Just not one I care to consider myself a "fan" of anymore.
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Date: 2010-10-28 04:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-28 04:51 pm (UTC)Let's go on a journey....
I....know a place
where marriage doesn't matter
Dull, plain and bored
like from a teen fanfic writer
trippin' on plot holes
bored of all these misadventures
The fans, break their necks
tryin' to turn away from the issues
You could search the long boxes
but nothing comes close to these SI foxes
Once you read about us
You'll be turning to run
OH OH OH OH OHHHH
JOE QUESADA GURLS, ARE UNREADABLE
DON'T CHANGE OR MOVE OR EVEN MAKE SENSE
SO DAMN BORED GOD WHERE'S FUCKING MJ
(OH OH OH OHHHH)
JOE QUESADA GURLS, WE'RE UNDEFINABLE
ARE WE BORED OR DO WE NOT CARE
MARVEL REPRESENT, NOW THROW THE BOOK AWAY
OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH
Sex, wearing masks
Better not look at his face
We creep, in the comic
Joe Quesy Quesada in the big desk
You could search the long boxes
but nothing comes close to these SI foxes
Once you read about us
You'll be turning to run
OH OH OH OH OHHHH
JOE QUESADA GURLS, ARE UNREADABLE
DON'T CHANGE OR MOVE OR EVEN MAKE SENSE
SO DAMN BORED GOD WHERE'S FUCKING MJ
(OH OH OH OHHHH)
JOE QUESADA GURLS, WE'RE UNDEFINABLE
ARE WE BORED OR DO WE NOT CARE
MARVEL REPRESENT, NOW THROW THE BOOK AWAY
OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH
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Date: 2010-10-28 06:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-10-28 04:58 pm (UTC)Face, meet desk.
Marvel, don't meet my money.
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Date: 2010-10-28 05:11 pm (UTC)(Not that I think Carlie is wrong here. I'd be pissed too. Does she know that, on top of this, he's been FWB with Felicia while dating her?)
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Date: 2010-10-28 05:54 pm (UTC)The ghosts of Gwen Stacy and Uncle Ben will also appear to tell Peter that Carlie is his soulmate and that they want him to be with her. Then Norman Osborn will be so touched by the purity of their relationship that he will reform and discover the cure for cancer.
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Date: 2010-10-28 08:51 pm (UTC)And then he cries.
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Date: 2010-10-28 06:11 pm (UTC)Sigh!
Date: 2010-10-28 06:13 pm (UTC)Re: Sigh!
Date: 2010-10-28 06:30 pm (UTC)Re: Sigh!
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Date: 2010-10-29 12:46 am (UTC)CarlieMary Sue....FTFY
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Date: 2010-10-28 07:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-28 10:22 pm (UTC)I mean serious, the wonky hands, the bad neck, the lack o' torso, who the hell drew this?
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Date: 2010-10-28 07:54 pm (UTC)new soul mate Joe Queseda's daughter Peggy HillCarlie Cooper or what? And do the Marvel Editors NOT realize that their #1 cash cow/super hero has come off as an ADULT douchebag since he sold his marriage to the devil (which he soooooo did - sorry Joe Q, but no badly done retconning will not make it happen).no subject
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Date: 2010-10-28 09:06 pm (UTC)"Women be different from men!"
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Date: 2010-10-28 09:26 pm (UTC)WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS ART?!
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