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CBR has the preview.

In which "the writing team of Spidey Web-Heads says good-bye as the historic era known as BRAND NEW DAY comes to an end".



HA HA! Oh, Peter, you loveable misogynistic dirtbag, you!

Oh god, so few pages, so much fail.

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Date: 2010-10-28 04:45 pm (UTC)
cuntfucius: (Jen and Alan)
From: [personal profile] cuntfucius
Peter Parker is an Adult, everyone! No... really!

Date: 2010-10-28 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] laddical
Oh, I have no problem buying that. One can be an adult and still be an absolute douche.

So he's an adult. Just not one I care to consider myself a "fan" of anymore.

Date: 2010-10-28 04:47 pm (UTC)
superheroics: (Default)
From: [personal profile] superheroics
He's so relatable!

Date: 2010-10-28 04:51 pm (UTC)
punishermax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] punishermax
Greetings true believers
Let's go on a journey....

I....know a place
where marriage doesn't matter
Dull, plain and bored
like from a teen fanfic writer
trippin' on plot holes
bored of all these misadventures
The fans, break their necks
tryin' to turn away from the issues

You could search the long boxes
but nothing comes close to these SI foxes
Once you read about us
You'll be turning to run
OH OH OH OH OHHHH

JOE QUESADA GURLS, ARE UNREADABLE
DON'T CHANGE OR MOVE OR EVEN MAKE SENSE
SO DAMN BORED GOD WHERE'S FUCKING MJ
(OH OH OH OHHHH)
JOE QUESADA GURLS, WE'RE UNDEFINABLE
ARE WE BORED OR DO WE NOT CARE
MARVEL REPRESENT, NOW THROW THE BOOK AWAY
OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH

Sex, wearing masks
Better not look at his face
We creep, in the comic
Joe Quesy Quesada in the big desk



You could search the long boxes
but nothing comes close to these SI foxes
Once you read about us
You'll be turning to run
OH OH OH OH OHHHH

JOE QUESADA GURLS, ARE UNREADABLE
DON'T CHANGE OR MOVE OR EVEN MAKE SENSE
SO DAMN BORED GOD WHERE'S FUCKING MJ
(OH OH OH OHHHH)
JOE QUESADA GURLS, WE'RE UNDEFINABLE
ARE WE BORED OR DO WE NOT CARE
MARVEL REPRESENT, NOW THROW THE BOOK AWAY
OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH

Date: 2010-10-28 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] darkknightjrk
...Has someone mentioned you're a genius lately? 'Cause that was genius. :'D

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Date: 2010-10-28 04:54 pm (UTC)
jcbaggee: Jesus (Default)
From: [personal profile] jcbaggee
Well Carlie, I think he wants OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HANDS IN THAT THIRD PANEL YOU HAVE NO BOOOOONNNNESSSSS

Date: 2010-10-28 04:54 pm (UTC)
jcbaggee: Jesus (Default)
From: [personal profile] jcbaggee
Sorry. Fifth panel. Whatever.

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Date: 2010-10-28 04:58 pm (UTC)
majingojira: (Kyon Sad)
From: [personal profile] majingojira
Face, meet palm.

Face, meet desk.

Marvel, don't meet my money.

Date: 2010-10-28 05:03 pm (UTC)
protogarrett: (Default)
From: [personal profile] protogarrett
They do for X-Factor. Why no one posts that on here I have no idea.

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Date: 2010-10-28 04:59 pm (UTC)
halialkers: (WTF is this shit)
From: [personal profile] halialkers
BIZARRO HAL L SAYS HE LOVE THIS

Date: 2010-10-28 05:00 pm (UTC)
mullon: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mullon
You don't need him Cooper. Go find a dependable guy to be with.

Date: 2010-10-28 05:08 pm (UTC)
felinephoenix: Thanks for being sarcastically understanding. (spidey - pete/mj: sarcastic love)
From: [personal profile] felinephoenix
I'm not a huge fan of Carlie, but for real. You can do better, girl.

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Date: 2010-10-28 05:11 pm (UTC)
felinephoenix: Thanks for being sarcastically understanding. (spidey - pete/mj: sarcastic love)
From: [personal profile] felinephoenix
Wait a minute! Wasn't one of the worst things about that awful, no good, horrible marriage was that MJ turned into such a nag?

(Not that I think Carlie is wrong here. I'd be pissed too. Does she know that, on top of this, he's been FWB with Felicia while dating her?)

Date: 2010-10-29 12:44 am (UTC)
bmaryott: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bmaryott
No, it's that Quesada's daughter doesn't have read hair...

Date: 2010-10-28 05:26 pm (UTC)
sherkahn: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sherkahn
And the FAIL! continues in this Ques-Alternate Universe...

Date: 2010-10-28 05:32 pm (UTC)
neuhallidae: (Default)
From: [personal profile] neuhallidae
I'm ignoring all dialogue and plot for the sake of my sanity, but JFC, this art. D:

Date: 2010-10-28 05:45 pm (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Leaving aside that this comes across as a bad bit of "Saved by the Bell", does she actually HAVE a torso... by which I mean the bit most women have between their waist and the their chest.

Date: 2010-10-28 05:54 pm (UTC)
cyberghostface: (Spidey & MJ)
From: [personal profile] cyberghostface
Don't worry guys, Carlie's going to be Peter's new girlfriend in Big Time so at the end of the issue expect Peter to realize Carlie is the "one for him".

The ghosts of Gwen Stacy and Uncle Ben will also appear to tell Peter that Carlie is his soulmate and that they want him to be with her. Then Norman Osborn will be so touched by the purity of their relationship that he will reform and discover the cure for cancer.

Date: 2010-10-28 08:51 pm (UTC)
greenmask: (Default)
From: [personal profile] greenmask
Mephisto turns up and is all, Hey guys, this is what I wanted all along! You see that I'm red? Like a heart. I DID IT FOR YOU, PUREST LOVE OF PETER AND CARLIE!

And then he cries.

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Date: 2010-10-28 06:11 pm (UTC)
lencannon: shy guy (Default)
From: [personal profile] lencannon
Yeah but this is something a crazy person does.

Sigh!

Date: 2010-10-28 06:13 pm (UTC)
roguefankc: Getting annoyed (Getting annoyed)
From: [personal profile] roguefankc
Can someone explain to me why "being an adult and relatable" has to equate to "being verbally mistreated by Michelle and not simply giving Carlie a straight answer"?

Re: Sigh!

Date: 2010-10-28 06:30 pm (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Or at least both sides being mature enough to sit down and discuss WHY he can't give her a straight answer.

Re: Sigh!

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Date: 2010-10-28 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] hyperactivator
"Well Carlie. You see while your a wonderfull lady and everyone around me seems to think you and I are perfect for eachother I'm just not feeling it. In fact I've been sleeping with one of my old girlfriends casually for a few months now. I tried to be attracted to you but I just can't. I guess I've just been doing what everyone thinks I should and thats not fair to either of us. I hope we can be friends."

Date: 2010-10-29 12:46 am (UTC)
bmaryott: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bmaryott
"Well CarlieMary Sue....


FTFY

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Date: 2010-10-28 07:26 pm (UTC)
zechs80: (Mayuri)
From: [personal profile] zechs80
Necks don't look like that?! O_o

Date: 2010-10-28 10:22 pm (UTC)
lissa_quon: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lissa_quon
I think at this point the jury's reaction is nothing looks/works like that.

I mean serious, the wonky hands, the bad neck, the lack o' torso, who the hell drew this?

Date: 2010-10-28 07:54 pm (UTC)
jaybee3: (black cat)
From: [personal profile] jaybee3
So did Petey break up with his new soul mate Joe Queseda's daughter Peggy Hill Carlie Cooper or what? And do the Marvel Editors NOT realize that their #1 cash cow/super hero has come off as an ADULT douchebag since he sold his marriage to the devil (which he soooooo did - sorry Joe Q, but no badly done retconning will not make it happen).

Date: 2010-10-28 08:48 pm (UTC)
cyberghostface: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cyberghostface
It's been confirmed that Carlie's Pete's girlfriend in Big Time. Unfortunately.

Date: 2010-10-28 08:52 pm (UTC)
greenmask: (Default)
From: [personal profile] greenmask
Can we cash in Peter for that scraggy blonde you-did-what guy there? He looks like he has a sense of humour.

Date: 2010-10-28 09:06 pm (UTC)
starwolf_oakley: (Default)
From: [personal profile] starwolf_oakley
Is Peter trying to be a stand up comedian here?

"Women be different from men!"

Date: 2010-10-28 09:21 pm (UTC)
sil: Chiaki Kuriyama (Gasp!)
From: [personal profile] sil
Holy hell, I swear that first page.. I feel like I should hide under my desk before she tries to devour me. Wth is wrong with the art???

Date: 2010-10-28 09:26 pm (UTC)
leikomgwtfbbq: (Gaak!)
From: [personal profile] leikomgwtfbbq
Crappy dialogue/plotty stuff aside:

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS ART?!

Date: 2010-10-28 09:38 pm (UTC)
seriousfic: (Default)
From: [personal profile] seriousfic
I'm not sure what the percentage on necks is in this scene, but it's definitely more than 100%.

Date: 2010-10-28 09:55 pm (UTC)
stig: "It Was A Boojum..." (Default)
From: [personal profile] stig
...Judging by this art he could easily have snapped her hand off her wrist without exerting his strength, so she's probably gotten off lucky.

Date: 2010-10-28 10:24 pm (UTC)
big_daddy_d: (Default)
From: [personal profile] big_daddy_d
This is...this is...pure. Utter. CRAP! The art is among the wost I've ever seen and Carlie and Pete both come off as fucking annoying.

Date: 2010-10-28 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] 2cards_short
Look at her eyes! She is going demonic

Date: 2010-10-28 11:39 pm (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Going? I'd say she's already arrived.
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