Aunt May knows what she wants...

[cyberghostface]

 This is from today's daily Spider-Man newspaper strip.

Comments

[crinos]

Well, lets face it, Aunt May could do a lot worse; he's financially secure, good with animals, has huge tracks of land.

[sherkahn]

Ruler of his own people, younger with more stamina, a solid roof over his head, a flair for the dramatic and adventure...

[icon_uk]

Fairly poor vision, so looks aren't that important to him...

[halloweenjack]

He's short, but thick.

[bradhanon]

Annnnnd you win.

[crinos]

Plus he really knows how to work a collar.

...

[roguefankc]

...please tell me "huge tracks of lands" isn't a euphemism. XD

Re: ...

[crinos]

In this case it actually isn't. Why, Mole Man is the largest land owner in Subeterania. (Suck it Tyrannus!)

[punishermax]

Good thing Mole Man's the last man....



IN Earth...

*groans and laughs*

[jazzypom]

Aww man, CSI:Miami is cheesy mccheese. I swear the glasses underscoring whatever WTFery that Horatio says is the best part of the show.

[twomasks]

God Bless St. Horatio, Patron Saint of Cheesy One-Liners!

[crinos]

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[sir_mikael]

I think you mean...

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[psychopathicus_rex]

'She's broadly correct, though. If you were the last man, then no, but second-last, and the last was a pig? I might consider it.'

[ormardu.blogspot.com]

"Sorry I can't marty you as Doctor Octavious and I are are already engaged"