Marvel Adventures - Where Awesome Migrates To For the Winter

[terrykun]

In the latest installment of Marvel Adventures: Super-Heroes, Thor has been called to Asgard by royal decree. Nova tags along.

Hilarity ensues.









And then there's a whole thing with an imposter Odin and fighting some trolls and freeing Odin, who comes back to deal with the imposter.



"Damn troll-dust on my awesome hat..."

D'awww, Richie...

 

Comments

[shadowpsykie]

"Damn troll-dust on my awesome hat..."

heh, that made me giggle

love Valkery and Nova,

love the whole "Flirting with a Valkrie thing"

I can tell that Thor AND Odin have had thier share of... angry valkrie girlfriends :)

[janegray]

his armour thin

She who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones :P

[sailorlibra]

Well, yeah, but it's not like Valkyrie really needs the armor.

[icon_uk]

It's all relative though, on Earth her skin would be tougher than anyone elses, on Asgard EVERYONE has superstrength and endurance.

[mullon]

Man, a kiss on your metal helmet. That kinda sucks.

[pyrotwilight]

You'd think so.

Nova: Helmet, tell me you recorded that...

[proteus_lives]

Asgardian strength.

He felt that kiss.

[terrykun]

*puts on science hat* Technically, Asgardians are strong enough (ones like Brunhilde, Sif, and Thor in particular) that their kiss might create enough suction to warp metal.

[proteus_lives]

Oh, no.

Thoughts moving down roads best left alone....

[terrykun]

Bad Proteus_lives! For shame!

Feel me judging you! Feel it!

[proteus_lives]

I deserve it! I deserve it!

The judgment burns rightously.

"Attachs Rock of Shame."

[greenmask]

Does Odin have a cyber-eye, or just a very fancy patch?

[arilou_skiff]

It's a Kirby-patch!

[greenmask]

Awww I was gonna reply with one of these but.. darn it! It's not the patch-version!

[fifthie]

He should have a cyber eye that is also... a sentient planet

... a sentient planet god

[morgana006]

"I've already had that talk"

Still giggling.

[fifthie]

Hahaha yes, valkyrie-flirting.

[fifthie]

"I have insulted both his arms AND his armor, and still he has not sworn to slay an ogre-army to prove his valor! Does he... not like me?"

[proteus_lives]

So spot-on.

[fifthie]

"Aha! I shall mock his height! Surely then he will reciprocate mine affections by wrestling a betusked hoofbeast!"

[fifthie]

Meanwhile Thor is standing there going like "She called his helmet strange!"

"Nobody ever says anything about how strange MY helmet is!"

":'("

[proteus_lives]

Now I want to a Asgardian home makeover show on Bravo or TLC.

"Please Thor! Turn our split-level ranch house into a proper warrior's feasting hall!"

And Nova/Valkyrie is cracktastic.

[lieut_kettch]

Blue fucking Blazes! Now I'm shipping their 616-versions! It'd be great if Rich (and Peter too) somehow wound up in Valhalla and it was Val that brought him there. Then he can chill with Bill, born of Bills.

[proteus_lives]

Bill and Richie would be total buds.

Now I'm a Nova/Valkyrie kid. He would be all "Odin's Blazes!"

[terrykun]

616-Richie survived sex with Gamora. I think he can handle Val.

[halloweenjack]

I know that this isn't regular Marvel continuity, but I feel compelled to note that in 616, Nova knocked Thor down once. (Granted, Thor was being mind-controlled, but still.) And I thought that Val was going to commend Rich for maintaining eye contact, especially with the height difference and all.

[bradhanon]

Canonically, Richard Rider is 5'9".

I know this because I am his biggest fan.

I will not be judged.

[psychopathicus_rex]

Wow, that is probably the biggest compliment Val has EVER given ANYONE. 'You're a wimp, but you did a good job.' It's LOOOVE!

[tsunamiwombat]

I find it ironic she's mocking him because isn't Nova like nearly a cosmic level hero that pulls evil space tyrants inside out and SAVES THE GALAXY TONY!

[terrykun]

This is Marvel Adventures. Richie is still kind of a street level hero, and just starting out.

A little late but still...

[darkblade]

[Thor]
Greetings brothers in arms,
Let us take journey!

[Valkarie]
I know a place,
Where the grass is really greener!
Cold, wet and wild,
There must be something in the water!

Sippin' mead from tankards,
Beating up Troll drunkards!
The boys, break their necks,
try'na creep a little sneak peek,
at us!

You could travel the worlds,
But nothin' comes close,
To the raindow coast!
Once you party with u-us,
you'll be fallin' in love!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

Asgard girls, we're unforgettable,
Chainmail skirts, platemail on top!
Snow bleached skin,
So hot we'll melt frost giants!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

Asgard girls, we're undeniable,
Fine, fresh, fierce,
We got it on lock!
Valhalla represent, now put your hands up!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

Sex, in the snow,
We don't mind blood on our stilettos!
We fre-e-eak on a steed,
Volstagg on the stereo!

You could travel the worlds,
But nothin' comes close,
To the raindow coast!
Once you party with u-us,
you'll be fallin' in love!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

Asgard girls, we're unforgettable,
Chainmail skirts, platemail on top!
Snow bleached skin,
So hot we'll melt frost giants!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!

Asgard girls, we're undeniable,
Fine, fresh, fierce,
We got it on lock!
Valhalla represent, now put your hands up!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!